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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
i don't do bad sauce passes

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Claire Keane
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
noise dept.
almost home
Three Goblin Art
trying on a metaphor
todays bird
dirt enthusiast
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cherry valley forever

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@jafn4
oops!!
@goatbeard404
The Tumblr mutual sisters
the upgraded xenonite suit was invented shortly after
inspired by this tweet
the mileage i'm gonna get out of this gif cannot be overstated
@veeluvs @reuben-7991
After shoving Hansel in the oven, the witch turns to Gretel - who is currently fending the witch off with a gingerbread chair - and says:
“I can’t believe you thought a trail of breadcrumbs would save you. I mean, honestly, this is a forest! It’s full of animals. Honestly, the very idea that a dumb shit like you thought you could get the better of me is absurd.”
Gretel hits her in the face with said chair. To be fair to the witch, she takes the chairshot like a champ.
“Ow!”
“Did you know,” says Gretel, “that crows are capable of facial recognition?”
“Eh?” Says the witch, clambering to her feet and pulling a candy cane sledgehammer off the wall. “What’s that got to do with anything?”
“Not only that,” Gretel continues, “but they can remember both friends and enemies. And they’ll often follow people they remember as friends.”
The two fence with their sugared weapons for a moment, before the witch knocks the chair out of Gretel’s hands.
“Enough with the bird facts! Honestly, this whole attempted escape has been utter clownshoes. Get in the fucking oven!”
She seizes Gretel by the collar. Gretel immediately sandbags, letting her whole body go limp. This eminently practical defense forces the witch to try and deadlift her. Which is hard, as the witch often skips leg day.
“For example,” Gretel says, as the witch struggles and grunts, “if you feed crows a lot of breadcrumbs, they’ll probably start to see you as a friend and follow you in the hope of more food.”
The witch stops. Outside, she hears the thunder of wings.
“They’ll even bring you shiny things they find as presents!” Says Gretel, as a corner of the gingerbread ceiling is suddenly cut away by a large crow with a knife in its mouth.
“Oh shitballs.” Says the witch, as the crows descend. “I hope you know this is a great unkindness.”
“Technically,” Says Gretel, “It’s a murder.”
Dog years
I’m going to cry
i don't know what i'm doing
@goatbeard404
Thanks @rackiera for the idea
I love this movie so much
My poor coworker got a fucking earful today
@reuben-7991 @jafn4 looks at you slowly
yeah basically
I wanna rocky plushy…
@reuben-7991
love u
@pixllated
Rocky sees alien. Rocky sees Grace. ✨✨
OH MY GODDD I CAN NOT ANYMORE
spin
@reuben-7991
everybody: hello ryland you are now the Main Character ryland: Yikes!! No Thanks!
@reuben-7991
art by @Che_Sue00
@pixllated
Bird looks so freaking happy about it