A Randomness That Never Ends

[jaggedinfinity]

Reason #1 why my morning is better than yours!

[eternalecho]

Castle & Firefly References 

[cruisevelocity-deactivated20160]

Best.

[wakeupglowing-deactivated201405]

i may not be over it but i will never be as not over it as nathan fillion is

[leahclio-deactivated20131231]

Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.

(via spuandi)

Honestly this will always be my #1 favorite quote to life

(via sheathegay)

[demiboycrutchie-deactivated2016]

glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead. 

[jaggedinfinity]

Got out of your nice cool car and out into the blazing heat/humidity??OH SHIT WHERE AM I GOING?!

[heyitsapril]

#timeywimey

[jaggedinfinity]

Sweet jeebus yes!

It just so happens that one of the biggest worries about my move to Houston has just been solved.  Today (the day before I had to lug all this shit to Houston,) is the Hazardous Waste Disposal Day.  So all of the junk computers and monitors that I have collected, have a home and I don't have to feel bad about hiding them under other trash in the trash can.

[jaggedinfinity]

0: Height: 6-6

1: Age: 30

2: Shoe size: 16 in tennis shoes but I always wear boots so (15 in Docs)

3: Do you smoke?: Yes

4: Do you drink?: <.<   >.>  <.<  Yes... shhhhhh

5: Do you take drugs?:not in a long time

6: Age you get mistaken for:  If I shave off my beard....12.  If I have my beard...40

7: Have tattoos?: Just one at the moment

8: Want any tattoos?: I would LOVE full sleeves 

9: Got any piercings?: Was up to 18, down to 1 now

10: Want any piercings?: LORD YES.  I want them all back plus some

11: Best friend?: Lazy

12: Relationship status: Engaged

13: Biggest turn ons: Intelligence, Humor, loves music, movies, and books, nice boobs (WHAT, WE ARE BEING HONEST HERE?!)

14: Biggest turn offs: close minded, dull personality, weird noses (hey, it's a thing)

15: Favorite movie: WAAAAY too many to pick from

16: I’ll love you if…: Get my fucked up sense of humor

17: Someone you miss: My best friend and his wife

18: Most traumatic experience:I'm still kind of brain-broken by having to actually help someone get a kiddyporn video working at work (on my first day)

19: A fact about your personality: It's FUCKED UP

20: What I hate most about myself: weight

21: What I love most about myself: I'm pretty hilarious (and if you disagree, please don't tell me.  My ego couldn't handle it)

22: What I want to be when I get older: In a job I don't hate

23: My relationship with my sibling(s): I killed them all...with my brain...because I am an only child

24: My relationship with my parent(s): Pretty good. I wish my relationship with my dad had been better before he died...thanks for bringing that up, tumblr.

25: My idea of a perfect date: Dinner with lots of talking, movie with absolutely NO talking, then something else that involves talking and maybe the make outs.

26: My biggest pet peeves: rampant conservatism and homophobia

27: A description of the girl/boy I like: She is awesome.  She may not have the exact same tastes in music as me, but she loves what she loves.  We can talk about just about anything, and she's a HELL of a lot of fun to look at :P

28: A description of the person I dislike the most: He's uber controlling.  Everything has to be about him. He doesn't give a shit about the people around him, and I hope he DIAF

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend: Because I didn't want him to feel about about why I tackled him into the snow.

30: What I hate the most about work/school: Dealing with people that can't understand that they aren't always the MOST important people that I have to work with.

31: What my last text message says:in: "It's really pretty and really big" out: "a) that's what she said b) it's also hella cheap" (talking about a house for sale)

32: What words upset me the most: retarded/fag  i HATE HATE HATE DOUBLE HATE LOATHE ENTIRELY those words

33: What words make me feel the best about myself: ASWESOMESAUCE

34: What I find attractive in women:Humor, loves music, movies, and books, nice boobs ( i feel like I have answered this before)

35: What I find attractive in men: Humor, loves music, movies, and books, deep voice, abs

36: Where I would like to live: Somewhere in Texas with the overcast skies of Seattle with the warm temperatures of San Diego.  or just San Diego

37: One of my insecurities: Weight

38: My childhood career choice: Police Officer like my dad.

39: My favorite ice cream flavor: 1 Scoop Mint Chocolate Chip + 1 Scoop Rocky Road in a cup from Braums

40: Who I wish I could be: I don't want to be anyone.  I would like to possess little aspects of a lot of peoples' lives.  Mainly the money, the body, etc.  but I'm pretty happy with who I am.

41: Where I want to be right now:  Houston (I can't believe I really just said that)

42: The last thing I ate: Cold spaghetti with cold marinara sauce and cold meatballs with luke warm salad.  (hooray for me.  way to go all out on my going away lunch.. you dick!)

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately:Scarlet Johanson is the first name that pops time mind.. second being Brad Pitt in Fight Club

44: A random fact about anything: Couples that do not have a TV in their bedroom have 50% more sex than their tv-watching counterparts.

[jaggedinfinity]

Entertain me!

0: Height:

1: Age: 

2: Shoe size:

3: Do you smoke?:

4: Do you drink?:

5: Do you take drugs?:

6: Age you get mistaken for:

7: Have tattoos?:

8: Want any tattoos?:

9: Got any piercings?:

10: Want any piercings?:

11: Best friend?:

12: Relationship status:

13: Biggest turn ons:

14: Biggest turn offs:

15: Favorite movie:

16: I’ll love you if…:

17: Someone you miss:

18: Most traumatic experience:

19: A fact about your personality:

20: What I hate most about myself:

21: What I love most about myself:

22: What I want to be when I get older:

23: My relationship with my sibling(s):

24: My relationship with my parent(s):

25: My idea of a perfect date:

26: My biggest pet peeves:

27: A description of the girl/boy I like:

28: A description of the person I dislike the most:

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend:

30: What I hate the most about work/school:

31: What my last text message says:

32: What words upset me the most:

33: What words make me feel the best about myself: 

34: What I find attractive in women:

35: What I find attractive in men: 

36: Where I would like to live:

37: One of my insecurities:

38: My childhood career choice:

39: My favorite ice cream flavor:

40: Who I wish I could be:

41: Where I want to be right now:

42: The last thing I ate:

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately:

44: A random fact about anything: 

[inothernews]

SOCCER SCAR:  Swiss footballer soccer player Loris Benito successfully catches a pine marten — a type of weasel — that had run onto the field during a match in Zurn, Switzerland.  Unfortunately, the pine marten then successfully bit Benito as he tried to wrestle the weasel to the ground.  FWIW, Benito’s team won, 4-0, and the marten said Benito “tasted like Toblerone.”  (Photos: Marcel Bieri / Keystone via AP / Winnipeg Free Press [top] and USA Today [bottom])

[jaggedinfinity]

Fear not my tumblr friends.. I have arrived safe and sound from Murphys.  Those 4 cops outside kept me detained longer than I would hav e liked =/

[buzzfeed]

Friendly reminder: The weather tomorrow should be pretty nice.

[neil-gaiman]

Books Everyone Should Read — an infographic.

From http://www.informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations/books-everyone-should-read/

CREDITS —

RESEARCH & DESIGN: DAVID MCCANDLESS, MIRIAM QUICK, MATT HANCOCK

DATA: BIT.LY/BOOKSEVERYONE

SOURCES: UK’S MOST BORROWED LIBRARY BOOKS, DESERT ISLAND DISCS BOOK CHOICES, PULITZER PRIZE WINNERS (1948-2010) ASKMETAFILTER.COM’S BOOKS EVERYONE SHOULD READ, WORLD BOOK DAY POLL, TELEGRAPH 100 NOVELS EVERYONE SHOULD READ, GOODREADS.COM, BSPCN.COM, GUARDIAN 100 NOVELS EVERYONE MUST READ, MAN BOOKER PRIZE WINNERS, OPRAH’S BOOK CLUB LIST.

[jaggedinfinity]

This picture is hereby declared null and void for listing fucking Twilight.  This public service announcement is brought to you by people THAT CAN READ!!!

[bookriot]

We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them.

John Waters, turning 67 today! (via bookriot)

[jaggedinfinity]

[joebagofdoughnuts]

It’s Wheaton Whednesday again, and this week on Tabletop Wil has some very special guests for a little game called “Castle Panic“…..

[joanlockian]

Lucy Liu & her sexy necklace

[jaggedinfinity]

This just might be one of the greatest gifsets ever

[butthorn]