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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.
you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.
i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.
Happy April 25th Everyone. Remember your light jacket.
[ID: an image set of the interview scene from miss congeniality. cheryl fraiser (miss rhode island) is told, "describe your perfect date." she responds, "that's a tough one. i'd have to say april 25th. because it's not too hot and not too cold. all you need is a light jacket." /end ID.]
If you are in a Dom/sub relationship the absolute LAST THING you would ever want is someone clenching their jaw and fisting their hands and saying, "Yes my love, for you I will do this terrible thing. Because I know you need it, I will do this. I just need you to know that I am doing it all for you. I love you so much. It hurts me to spit in your mouth but I know that you are damaged beyond repair and need this to be sexually gratified (because you're broken) and I need you to know that I personally don't get off on hitting you of COURSE not, I'm a good person--"
That is. Basically the worst thing that could possibly ever happen to you as someone with submissive tendencies lmao. That's not loving or kind or SAFE or GOOD.
You actually do kind of need someone who wants to hit you. Who, y'know, gets off on the hitting you part. If you wanna cry during sex you have GOT to find someone who wants to make you cry. Who finds it fucking hot. You have GOT to find someone who finds the idea of your submission good and perfect and FUCKING HOT because they want you to submit to them. Fucking find someone who wants to choke you and then protect that person's right to choke you with your entire fucking life because people inside your OWN COMMUNITY will refuse to understand it. Your dominant partner is a good and nice person BECAUSE they know exactly how to hurt you. Because they want to. Because it gets them off. Jesus fucking Christ what are we even doing here.
i love love love learning about my mutuals via the sparsely-connected tidbits of personal lore they drop in the tags. online friends is my favourite text-based rpg
Me filtering out kinks I don’t like on AO3.
and yet he's still trapped. what did he gain
His dignity
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK
The Lovers by Jef Joseph Marie Thomas Lambeaux (1852-1908)
accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem
I agree you are on to something, but I feel like invasive thoughts would be a subset of intrusive thoughts.
For example, being near a fire alarm and having the urge to pull? Intrusive, but native. Looking at yourself in the mirror and feeling like you aren't good enough due to having a body? Intrusive and transplanted from an external source.
thinking you're a failure because you haven't lived up to capitalist ideals? imported deliberately by a destructive colonising force
I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it
I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.
anyone else living paralyzed by fear that you'll say one wrong thing and get excluded from the very small places you managed to carve for yourself because you don't have the mental strength to reach out to others anymore
or am i just insane
