light's the oldest game in the world.

23 | occasionally 18+ | ae/aer | rathalos on ao3

[jaggialliance]

links:

art account (entirely sfw): rrrathalos [WIP] main art account (occasionally 18+): aknosom

ao3: rathalos ao3 (nsfw): seregios

[wastrelwoods]

DJ poisonberry would like to offer everyone in the club a delicious fruity snack

[barstoolblues]

turn up the harpsichord i cant hear the harpsichord

[landmineblogging]

you're doomed regardless. might as well save someone else

[imp]

i dont agree or disagree i just thinks its intetesting

[b0tster]

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

[8syntheticanimal8]

[intactics]

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

[2well2water]

i am so sickkkkkkkk of people seeing misogyny perpetuated by a man and automatically going "well SOMEONE'S closeted" omfg you know that men hate women even when theyre attracted to them right??? why are you more interested in making fun of gay people than hating misogynists. you fucking freak

[bungerc0re]

inviting a girl over to cut symbols into you and she keeps agonizing over what to use. alchemical is too fake, catholic is boring, etc. eventually you propose a pentagram just to get something moving and she says that'd be "poser gnostic shit" and walks out

[mtfdomme]

Can you describe your dick for us? 🤤

Louder than Gods revolver and twice as shiny

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[ri5k]

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[zackthelion]

miderbeas....

[jaggialliance]

guys i look so fucking scrumptious rn pics under da cut

[sizzlingcandyjellyfish]

NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you’re doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who’s close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.