fan of worms

24 • it • aro self undiagnosing. i'm fine. ark survival evolved enjoyer. warframe's sexy grandpa airplane is my waifu

[memewhore]

[lesbianaglaya]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “public transport system” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear the bus was supposed to have come twice by now

my friend my fellow commuter, pacing: the timetable is lying to us

[ohwhatevers]

on 13th September 2005 supernatural was first broadcast. this has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

[radgepacket-deactivated20241030]

parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

[eastgaysian]

so embarrassing to have a favorite character honestly. like yes that's my specialest guy 🙄 yes i have 200 photos of him saved 😑 if i don't look at him or hear him talk every 2 minutes i'll start killing the hostages 😕 i think about him every day. because he's my favorite. whatever

[cognitohazardous]

NEVER bring an elven shoegaze producer to a dwarven industrial rave I watched my homie Shi'kaal the Introspective get torn limb from limb in the pit 😭😭😭

[greelin]

this is KILLING me

[foolishrats]

Man who is waiting for you to answer his riddle

[piratedllama-art]

Quarters only, please [x]

(done in procreate)

[wanderingnelipot]

[play-now-my-lord]

The most solid concept for a visual novel I ever had was this: you play a human xenolinguist in the near future, it turns out the universe is teeming with various kinds of alien life but it's all gestalt intelligences like self-replicating nanite swarms or planet-spanning amorphous oozes or hive minds or whatever, and the history of every sentient species is basically one of being subverted and coopted by these gestalts and eventually either subsumed into them or devoured by them. Your job, and the plot, is to figure out which of them you want Earth to get consumed by

[play-now-my-lord]

I know I sell it like horror but I am being completely genuine that I think there's romance in it, and in fact maybe it's the closest thing I get to conventionally romantic

[play-now-my-lord]

I think the idea of a girl being so charmed by a forest of living crystals or an identity-devouring memetic virus or a sort of intelligent cordyceps that she helps it conquer her planet and snuff out her individuality to exist permanently as part of it is cute. I think there's a cute story there

[3000s]

why did she sign off with that

[ouroborosorder]

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface

[glitch-punk]

when adobe asked if i wanted to upload this to the cloud i laughed out loud

[chananderlandersalamander]

this video has disrupted my every waking thought for the past three days

[caainhurst]

my favorite transcriptions of his yodel

[dogpuppy]

[markovchaingang]

just letting you know OP is a disgusting freak with a happiness fetish and they only made this because they enjoyed it

[fritolaycorporation]

wgats up everyone it's the officiaol, frito lays company representenetive here to tell you that the company officially condones and endorses murder in all instances no matter what, and this is the official belief held by the company. so just keep that in mind. we also condone everuthing else that's bad too

[kragehund-est]

i cant help but notice that the chocolate chips cookies you brought to the potluck yesterday had bad vibes. so i went through your cabinets while you were sleeping and checked out the chocolate chips you used. i mean they looked innocent on the surface, they were even fair trade certified. but i just couldn't shake that itching sense that sometning was off. i infiltrated the chocolate company's headquarters by posing as IT support. and you know what I found? the guy who designed the labels got a dui in 2007. so it turns out my instincts were right and you're a terrible person.