fan of worms

24 • it • aro self undiagnosing. i'm fine. ark survival evolved enjoyer. warframe's sexy grandpa airplane is my waifu

[casgirl]

Compilation

[saintmarrow]

Forgetting another good one

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

never not thinking about Poison Jr

[soberscientistlife]

I like this-a whole lot

[memorycycle]

most people would be scared or cry at this, but i find it quite amusing; due to my troubled past

[lakevida]

everybody leave town i need to talk to myself on a walk for an hour and fifteen minutes

[imgoinggoblinmode]

[mossworm]

I am being eaten but very gently and politely

[ampervadasz]

Anger

[hellsite-yano]

hitting you fucking hitting you hitting you

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

[jermaine-main]

[kleefkruid]

hate how this 1) manages to make fun of Belgium without bothering to mention us 2) every single person in the notes knows this 3) it's true

[triple-fisting]

[shock]

obsessed with how working with middle schoolers is how they're all soooo cool and everything is sooooo lame but the second you introduce a stuffed animal as a new student who "doesn't know anything about math and wants to learn but is too scared to do it alone" one of them says it's a girl, calls her Baby T, this spreads as fact until everyone is using the same name, and even though Baby T lives in the math classroom they convinced me to take her with us to the park because she is a student

[shock]

[valtsv]

just found out i've been abandoned by god which means he's not watching anything i do anymore. you should come over.

[homosubtext]

what do they put in large rocks that make u just want to. stand on it.

[homosubtext]

i see a medium sized rock and i’m like “god. i need to go stand on this and be 14 inches higher off the ground right now”

[samthecookielord]

[everythingbutlarry-deactivated2]

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you

[enki2]

[fungalfaggot]

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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