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goingtopshelf:
punchbuggydragon:
breelandwalker:
irontargaryen:
*cracks neck* my time has come
Okay, first? Pay off all your debts. Take out a small loan and pay it off right away.
Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance. Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds.
Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE.
Sink millions into paying off people’s Kickstarters / college loans / medical bills / mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money.
Once you’ve got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks). Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around.
NOW THE FUN BEGINS.
You now have commendable credit and a shining public reputation.
Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, it’s not like you need to “make” money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.)
Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you.
Retire to your fully furnished home. Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date. Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job.
And don’t worry about taxes when return time rolls around, because you’ll be able to write off several millions’ worth of charitable donations.
Basically this
This is someone who paid attention in finance class.
your dog needs meat and your kids need vaccines. end of discussion.
Also your dog needs vaccines and your kids need meat.
Also your meat needs vaccines and your kids need dogs.
what these are all true
I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.
Shit…wait…..wow…..tbh, this just turned my world view upside-down…..
WAIT WHAT
HOLY JEEZ
person: but it’s canon
me: yes, but it’s very badly written, so we ignore it
make me choose: princess leia or rey? ↳ asked by blues-ravenboys
drag him dj
Mcdonalds knows what the people want
my sense of humor: someone sends a text to me with a typo and I only respond with the typo
‘hamilton, i am ur father’
‘call me son one more time’
cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers
“Everything always looks good wet. Keep it wet.” — Dylan O'Brien
thought of you.
IF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THE GHOST HOUSE SERIES ON YOUTUBE YOU NEED TO WATCH IT NOW.
Pretty simple solutions.
How much you wanna bet these are college kids