NOW IS FOREVER

micah - 26 he/it él o ella no me importa

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

does this in front of you

[anakin-skywalker]

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[striderofthen0rth]

I hate this place

[woman-becomer]

eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

[platter-o-teeth-deactivated2025]

(sigh) okay... (CRUUEEENNNCH....) (SCREEEEEENCH...) owie.. (CRUUEEENCH)

[woman-becomer]

this is one of the most rewarding things about posting self care tips on this site. witnessing people's lives getting better in real time. this is why I post

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

my friends hate this video so much i don’t even have to repost it in discord anymore i’ll just be in a voice call and go “wouldn’t it be crazy if the joker could beatbox” and they all tell me to go kill myself

[cottoncandylesbo]

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

[sadclowncentral]

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

[hymnism]

[scoutsmoocrew]

This person needs to be arrested im going to cry

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

[swagforbirds]

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

[thyrell]

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

[weaselle]

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

[jaimekhaji]

this is a slab of shale from Utah and it was my favorite of the day. so so beautiful. while crystal dendrites are usually likened to trees or roots, these reminded me of seaweed !!

[jaimekhaji]

went to a gem and mineral show and got some really cool new specimens !!!

Pictures 1 — 4: Four different angles of a petrified branch from the Blue Forest in Wyoming. These pieces are from the Eocene (~50 million years ago) and are well known for the blue, often botryoidal, agate in their composition. The specimen pictured is partially covered in an agate crust with one side exposed and showing fossilized wood grain. There are also fans of crystal dendrites along the sides of the piece.

Picture 5: A slab of sage amethyst, sourced from Southeast Oregon. Sage amethyst is the collector’s name for this variety of dendritic agate. I loved this piece because most sage amethysts have really condensed and finely detailed dendritic patterns but this one has a really cool, wide pattern to it.

Pictures 6 — 10: Five different tumbled pieces of dendritic agate. All of these are sourced from the Jenny Creek area in Oregon, and are known to collectors as Copco Agate. These agates showcase dendrites deep within the stone, with many deposition layers covering them, kind of like a translucent jawbreaker.

[amazoogle]

the enemy drank water today. did you?

[ewoly5]

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

[transparentfossil]

7.75" Carboniferous Fossil Fern Frond - France

[dogpuppy]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

[toskarin]

[shaking your hand] hey you ever hear about the scorpion and the frog [not letting go] exciting friends and a good adventure

[robertfagden]

okay well when you say it like that it makes it sound stupid