J A C O B Y

Austin TX

[gentlespike]

[spiroandthelacktones]

Someone: why do you carry that jellyfish around?

Me: excuse me? It's goochy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[localtiktoks]

[p1nkgoth-deactivated20191206]

[highlandvalley]

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

no fucking way

[thinned-skin]

Isthis fucking reallife

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Man this sports Anime has a really good budget

[ommanyte]

“HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1”

[madeupmonkeyshit]

i died when they put him back on the floor and started cheering 

[letstiktokaboutit]

technology is too advanced and it scares me

[weirdmageddon]

lmao i forgot how messed up gravity falls was able to get despite disneys harsh censors

[hilariousgrindr]

[chiplikesit]

[ralderyx]

LOOOOOOL

[kaijuno]

This video has utterly undone me

[thefaginogion]

[All with thick, scottish accents]

Lad 1: An' you're sure I'm not gonna die? ...ah- no- I can't, I canne get- no, no

Lad 1: *hits bong*

*2 lads off camera squealing and laughing*

Lad 2 (off camera): ohh wee man, wee man! keep breathing in wee man! ...oh, wee man... you'll be feeling this...

Lad 1 (enunciating clearly): ...I'm actually bisexual.

[some-random-mexican]

[ruinedchildhood]

[realitytvshow]

New York Goes to Work - Ghost Hunter

[uncookedtrashmonster]

“lets ask if it’s a male or female with us.”

“MALE, FEMALE, WHAT?”

[nxrcal-deactivated20221223]

this is better than buzzfeed unsolved

[saiasus]

“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT”

[l3m0naids]

I have never seen anything better

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[relelvance]

[treygotguap]

[chickenfarmersan]

[funnyreclaimed]

I believe Willy Wonka invented this...

[bobsdoghouse-blog1]

Wtf

[bossyheifer-deactivated20200822]

It’s called a Pigg O Stat - hard to xray a squirming baby so you drop ‘em in a tube.

[dankxsinatra]

I deadass thought someone had put a baby in a blender for a second there

[leiaisaskywalker-deactivated202]

[totalariana]

Me: I’m depressed 

Ariana: We’re gonna be alrighhhht 

Me: