jakepocalypse

Jake | ENFJ | 16 |Virgo

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

[jakepocalypse]

Robyn needs to chill the fuck out

[twitterscreencaps]

[brbjellyfishing]

shoutout to highkeychildish on Twitter for posting this

[babelady]

how to become a mother

1) go outside 2) find pigeon 3) grab 4) congratulation

[charaznable]

vaccinate your fucking kids

holy shit do you know what year it is (via callmeoutis)

[melodyandviolence]

Chapel of Wurmlingen at Sunrise  by Michael Mehl

[adrianivashkov]

[hotboyproblems]

#cinematic masterpiece of our time

[captvinvanity]

Alex Stroh | All you need 

[arsenalguts]

[unsurebeing]

Two knives? pathetic. You can’t beat me and you know it, Human.

[difficult]

[sloth-king-deactivated20190616]

[pleatedjeans]

[bourneblack-deactivated20191113]

possible causes of civil war

[findingmy-path]

omg this was so accurate

[yui-hirasawa-pregnant-fanfictio]

[unrulybabyhair]

Serena had a “yass bitch yass” moment today.

[honeyspiral]

[kegelgod-deactivated20160519]

How to spoon:

Dick hard on the butt

Titty in my hand

Kiss ya neck

Hell yeah

[toohot-tohoot]

What

[kegelgod-deactivated20160519]

HOW TO SPOON

DICK HARD ON THE BUTT

TITTY IN MY HAND

KISS YA NECK

H E L L Y E A H

[animal-factbook]

Unlike their famous cousins, the trash can pandas reside all across North America, but with a larger population concentrated in the south. Their habitat includes anywhere with waste, such as a dumpster or a teenagers’ room.