āItās certainly been a while since Iāve done any of this⦠I might need a couple of pointers. Or better yet, just stick to the drinking part.ā
āDonāt make it so obvious that you havenāt drank in a while.ā
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āItās certainly been a while since Iāve done any of this⦠I might need a couple of pointers. Or better yet, just stick to the drinking part.ā
āDonāt make it so obvious that you havenāt drank in a while.ā
āMy first day here and iām already loving Darlington! Iād love to explore, but now I just have to find a babysitter.ā
āYou have a child?āĀ
āIāve got the night off and am spending it alone with plans to do absolutely nothingā there is everything wrong with this picture.ā Ā
āYou should come hang out with me. Iām fun to be around. Most times.ā
āGood. Now that that is done and dusted what can I help you with?ā
āWhy must you assume I need something?āĀ
āSticking little pieces in the screw holes? That would have been creative if it was just the frames that were messed up. And itās not that if Iāll look good in them or not, contacts just bothers my eyes. Iāve tried wearing them back in High School, and I couldnāt even go a day with them before taking them off and putting my glasses back on.ā
āHuh, you could try to super glue the lenses but what if that gets on the glass and messes up your eye sight? I understand that but sometimes you just have to suck it up and move on. Youāre a bit older now. Maybe thatās changed.ā
āSo when I tell the truth of me not coming in, that makes them believe Iām lying?ā
āIt depends on the excuse.āĀ
āOh, Iāve seen worst reasons as in tho why they decided to have a kid. The worst one being: to save a marriage. Because some people are under this⦠Illusion that because they have had a child theyāll suddenly be happy again⦠I share the same thought on theĀ āitās patheticā part.ā
āI just canāt imagine having a kid if not for the right reasons and weāre ready for it as a couple. Sometimes those feelings that come with saving a marriage or something else ruin the kid.āĀ
āStop talking right now if youāre going to ask me to draw you like one of my French girls.ā
āThat is honestly the last thing I would say to you.āĀ
āPeople always seem to need a legitimate reason for switching shifts. Why canāt I just not want to be there one day? I donāt think thatās asking a lot of anyone, do you?ā
āBecause people tell the same lies over and over to get out of work. No one believes them anymore.āĀ
āThat is the best thing Iāve heard all day.ā
āItās true! I mean⦠Can you imagine how many more of those we would have running around if it werenāt for pills and condoms? Well, thank you, but I prefer to only have children when I feel thoroughly prepared to do so, until then, Iām good just as it is! Thatās also a reason why children are always better when theyāre not yours. You come, you visit, you leave.ā
āToo many to count, honestly. Not everyone needs one. People have them just for the sake of needing someone in their lives. Itās kind of pathetic.āĀ
āLet me guess, like duck taping them together? Donāt think that would be the case with cracked lens. And I would wear contacts, if it werenāt for the fact that I actually hate wearing them.ā
āNo, thatās not creative. I meant by sticking little pieces in the screw holes to keep them together. Oh that could be an issue. Thatās just something youāre going to have to get over. Iām sure you look good in contacts.āĀ
āI didnāt take over. There was nothing sitting here that claimed this as your table. Had there been like a sign or a bag or something I wouldnāt have assumed it was free. Hereā Greer pushed herself off the chairĀ ātake it and sorryā.
āIām sorry I didnāt have time to get so crafty with creating a sign or something.ā Jake rolled his eyes, moving past her.Ā āThanks.āĀ
āI couldnāt agree with you more! The great lessons I generally take from babysitting are: contraceptives are the most important thing ever!ā
āThat is the best thing Iāve heard all day.ā
āDealing with children is a lot harder than a lot of people want us to think⦠I guess they just try not to discourage you from having a baby so you can share tips on babysitters and baby food. Iām never babysitting again.ā
āI donāt think Iām going to be in the right mindset to have children for a long time. Thereās just too much involved.ā
āI canāt believe my glasses broke.ā The male sighed. āNow, what am I going to do until I get a new pair?ā
āPeople come up with pretty inventive ways to fix their glasses or you could just wear contacts.āĀ
āOh look, now thereās on free right across from me. Feel free to take it.ā
āAre you serious? I went to get one thing and you decide to take over?ā
āCan I help you? I just donāt think you should be looking over someoneās shoulder like thatā
āOh, sorry. The article you were reading caught my interest. That was rude of me.āĀ