brain ra'ller

✨she / they / gay ✨I’m just having a pretty good time✨

[ortut]

Yuki Yamada

[a-secretkey]

simabossneko

[allbuthuman]

i love the phase "knock you into next week" because it implies that time travel can in fact be achieved with enough violence

[666coyotewoman666]

[allsystemsblue]

rude

[notcaptainahab]

[shuraiyas]

[armandgender]

they should offer top surgery in the Taco Bell drive thru

[armandgender]

baja blast your tits off

[bogleech]

As someone around for 9-11 and the "NEVER FORGET NUMBER #1 GREATEST TRAGEDY EVER IN HISTURY" response to it I am in thrilled and invigorated by the fact that younger people just make amogus memes and TikTok nonsense about it. A huge chunk of America cared more about it than any entire genocide and thought you would cry learning about it. They hoped it'd make every generation patriotically angry forever and ever and want to join the military. Instead you Photoshop the towers into squidwards house and shit. Never stop lol

[gay-jesus-probably]

I’m physically unable to take 9/11 seriously, entirely because my grade 9 english teacher was bizarrely obsessed with it. We basically had an entire unit on 9/11. We watched that documentary from those students that were doing a documentary of firefighters and wound up getting the only footage of the first plane hitting. We did a novel study of a book about some kid being in one of the towers for take your kid to work day and him and his dad squeezing past the wreckage of the plane to escape in time. We watched that Nic Cage movie of him being a firefighter during 9/11 that gets stuck in an elevator shaft when the place collapses. I am dead fucking serious, we had to make up fictional people that died in the attack, write an obituary for our 9/11sona’s, and then write and deliver a eulogy as their grief-stricken parent. At one point in the unit the teacher clarified that she hadn’t personally lost anyone to the attack, nor was she anywhere near New York when it happened. She never bothered to ask if any of us had actually lost someone in the attack, which kind of seems like a thing you should do before making us invent fictional victims to give eulogies for. The unit began with her demanding to know where we all were on the day of the attack and what we remembered, and she started crying when we told her that 1. we were two years old at the time and couldn’t remember shit fuck, the closest thing was one of the older kids kind of thought they remembered being very confused at adults freaking out over the TV but that could have been literally anything, and so this meant that 2. we were the last class she would ever teach that could possibly remember 9/11. Probably didn’t help that someone pointed out that we were the class born in 1999, so in two years she’d have students that hadn’t even been born during 9/11. That may have contributed to the teacher crying over the whole thing.

We’re Canadian.

[cherishedproperty]

That last sentence KILLED me. Jesus fuck.

[hazelmints]

her name is Fofão... she's climbing walls all day...

[lavashark-girlboy]

A parkour genius....

[genderqueerdykes]

good evening to every trans woman with a deep voice, and every trans man with a high voice, and to every trans person who can't or don't want to raise or lower their voices every day. we hear you for who you are, no matter the pitch of your voice, a voice can be any gender

[jalami2]

subtext is for cowards

[salamispots]

Yo Monterey bay aquarium has giant isopods now

I sawww kshjfgkdhd and you can pet thEM >:'D

[art-rica]

[snippit-crickit]

kitsuragi,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[horreurscopes]

awake at 4 am i gotta remind myself that none of the emotioions im experiencing rightnow are peer reviewed

[ispyspookymansion]

if you dont have a friend to be insane with about media who sends you messages that work as well as an icepick through the eye to scramble your brain you are severely missing out

[ispyspookymansion]

if you arent daily having conversations that read like this you are Missing Out

[some-creep]

And how many people had to suffer for you to get where you are today, o' savior of mankind?

Sometimes I think about how there is, like. A congregation of some number that Claudia leads. What happens to them? Now that anyone who could be called head of the church is dead? That the rebirth did not happen? That paradise was all a lie?

I dunno.