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I LIVE IN A DITCH AND AM BROKE AS FUCK AND CANNOT AFFORD BEEF NO COLLEGE NO FRIENDS SMALL PENIS AS FUCK FUNNY IN THE FACE I WILL DIE WITHIN THE YEAR AND I AM THE MAN WOMEN PREFER https://iracide.tumblr.com/

[notcaptainahab]

about me

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butchers apprentice

blue collar bitch

i follow back from my main (@iracide) where i post art (infrequently)

my most obnoxious interests include homestuck and tswift (tagged tayposting). i wont stop and i wont get better, blacklist or block for your sanity. i have a love-hate relationship with both.

chessposting is my catchall tag for chess which i would be more obnoxious about if this site had more chess content

puckposting is my hockey tag. rangers exploded now SABRES ARE MY TEAM.

[aflo]

Art should chillbait the enraged and ragebait the chill

[teathattast]

[fishingcatz]

Me and the adderall I just took

[notcaptainahab]

🗣🗣🗣ANOTHER WIN FOR BUFFALO🗣🗣🗣

[notcaptainahab]

ANOTHER SABRES WIN BABY LETS GO🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[throathole]

If tumblr opened an ill fated fast food chain I would order a tumblr burger so fast

[nypaingers]

I think there might be just a teensy bit of quit in New York!!!

[redpandarascal]

hey you know Scott Adams? The Dilbert guy? that guy has a four part series of blog posts in which he hypnotizes readers to orgasm.

to celebrate new years 2015, if I’m understanding correctly.

i’ve used wayback machine to make sure we will never lose these posts to Scott Adams deleting or modifying them.

Part 1- missing entirely. if you click the link from the other posts, it seems like the post was probably edited and is now something called “Imagining Robot Battles in the Caliphate.” I’ve linked that here. it seems pretty clear from the other posts that at some point there was a part one to this, and that this is in no way a joke.

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

to be honest i am still in the process of trying to read these but it is hard because hearing Scott Adams talk in a sexual manner makes me sick. there is a LOT to go through here though.

according to Wikipedia at the time i am writing this (jan 15 2020), “Dilbert appears online and in 2,000 newspapers worldwide in 65 countries and 25 languages.”

here is an excerpt. warning: this is sexual and disgusting

“ On New Year’s Eve, and the following day, I will be checking my public email account at [email protected]. You can stay anonymous if you want, but you have to show your respect by thanking me for some of the best orgasms of your life, if not the best. And imagine the grin on my face when I read your message and respond, based on your gender, with “good girl” or “good boy.” 

[pangeasoftware]

Part 1 for posterity

[notcaptainahab]

comedy gold

[boltlightning]

it goes without saying the powdered wig stays ON during sex

[boltlightning]

and the ruffled shirt. obviously. we don't want to be lewd

[boltlightning]

stockings yes. breeches yes.

[boltlightning]

and we might as WELL include the waistcoat and frock coat as well. since we're showing up.

[boltlightning]

the fall of the breeches however. well. we;ll see won't we

[beggars-opera]

[wynterstrawberry]

🥹

[sibbycrobby]

me when i’m going to punch lindy ruff in the head

[notcaptainahab]

🗣🗣🗣ANOTHER WIN FOR BUFFALO🗣🗣🗣

[notcaptainahab]

dont even get me started about the rangers game today btw its never been more over.

[etheltempest]

will smith hockey, don’t even think about it

[mrsterlingeverything]

Its time theft friyay

[notcaptainahab]

nietzche was flaming as fuck for rocking that cut in the 19th century

[lucyflawless]

the planet won't heal until fat butches are a common sight in media