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Julius • he/him • 30+ • FIN • about • ✦ art tumblr ✦ ✧ artfight ✧ atm: these OCs that i cant stop thinking about other times: FFXIV, 7.5x, 8.0 spoilers ☆ Kajo Autereinen @dynamis/seraph (WoL; PLD, DRG) & Helios (Azem) ☆ Kukkakaali Ikuisuus @crystal/zalera (main; SMN/GNB) ☆ ESO:PC-NA@komeeetta, come look at my houses (fave aesthetic tags) ! occasionally nsfw ! please lmk if i rb something u think is genAI

[ketunhanska]

wahoo

[jalopeura]

anyway. anybody else see the word Mystery and immediately get this song stuck in their heads? no? just me? ok.

[spicyraeman]

“hes a woman to me” IS HE? or are you equating women with submissive character traits you've arbitrarily put on a random man

[aoelustious]

“he’s a woman to me” “ummm isn’t that kind of misogynistic? are you equating womanhood with submission—”

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK sorry i couldn’t hear you over the sound of me putting a fictional man in a slutty apron and calling him mommy. sorry. i was too busy hand-feeding him strawberries and then writing 12k of emotional devastation and domestic porn. sorry i gendered him like a little fucked up doll in a victorian nursery.

YES. HE’S A WOMAN TO ME. HE’S A HOUSEWIFE. HE’S A HIGH-FEM BRAT. HE’S A PRETTY LITTLE THING WHO GETS RAWED IN THE MOONLIGHT AND MAKES SOFT WHIMPERS AND BAKES BREAD TO COPE. AND I DO NOT CARE IF IT MAKES SENSE.

HE IS MADE OF TROPES. HE IS MADE OF VIBES. HE IS MADE OF GLITTER AND TEARS AND POST-WAR PTSD. HE IS WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT. HE IS NOT A MAN. HE IS NOT A WOMAN. HE IS A TRAGEDY IN LACE.

you’re talking about “misogyny” like i didn’t just write a fic where he gets folded in half by a feral beast of a love interest and then cries because he’s “too used to not being touched gently.” BABE. THERE IS NO DIGNITY HERE. ONLY CATHARSIS.

your academic thinkpiece cannot survive the heat of my horny little monkey brain. you want to talk about gender roles?? I WANT TO PUT HIM IN A COLLAR. I WANT TO GIVE HIM A GENDERCRISIS VIA DICK. I WANT TO MAKE HIM THE MAID AND THE MUSE AND THE MADONNA.

and also? sometimes i call him a manwhore for getting railed twice in one chapter and still being emotionally unavailable. because HE DESERVES IT. because I SAID SO. because it’s FUNNY and UNHINGED and that’s the POINT.

you are not fixing the world. i am not breaking it. we are both feral rats arguing over a Barbie doll in a trench coat. take your discourse and go. i’ve got work to do. i’m about to make him lactate out of spite.

[ex-riddlecats]

this is already an absolutely tone-deaf and borderline transmisogynistic response but i think it gets even more jawdropping when your blog makes it really obvious youre talking about alexander hamilton

[ketunhanska]

lavellan design refinement now that AF is over yayy!!

there were some developments in his.... lore... that lead to some additional design elements that needed to be incorporated. heres my elevator pitch:

no i will not be taking notes. UNLESS! you have ideas how to make things even more miserable for ariel (and, optionally, dorian) in which case i am, as they say, all ears

[ketunhanska]

Warden-Commander, The Lord Inquisitor

Ariel Lavellan and lovers, ~9:47 Dragon

[normal person voice] personally i think whenever theres canonical time travel in a story thats not about time travel its a missed opportunity to make everything about time travel, so

here's my pitch for a herald of andraste whose dorian messes up returning to the present day from alexius's bad future and instead puts them into an ancient ruin in the brecilian forest in 9:31:

[morteraphan]

"You won't get out of here alive" [oc]

[excerpto]

Me: i support the fetishistic nature of this content but NOT the mischaracterization

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[jalopeura]

look at this gay fuckin thing! and the rainbow unicorn too i guess

[jalopeura]

ngl my number on (#1) biggest wish, thing that i super want to see in evercold, something i hope square enix implements

is uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh title screen without a flashbang

[jalopeura]

its so funny to see the 0.1% of players have this steam achievement thing on a game that just added achievements like yeah.....i AM in the highest percentile.........because i opened the game within like a day of it being updated

[jalopeura]

veronpalautuspäivä mut ihmetyttää miten tuli rahaa palautuksina melkein 15 kertaa niin paljon ku viime vuonna

[jalopeura]

i could buy a switch 2 with this money :::::::thinking::::::::

[elvish-root]

I love DA2. The shitty graphics. The horrible gameplay. The story so unavoidably devastating and beautiful and horrible. Everyone hates each other. Everyone loves each other. You’re constantly filling the streets with bodies and there are no ramifications for this. There are ramifications for everything you say and do. Everyone’s bisexual. There’s a dragon in the mine. You lose everyone and everything you love and care about and it’s inevitable. Isabela gets an STI at one point. Merrill is a blood mage. You go from rags to riches to going on the run. You have a dog. You set your friend up on a date with the guy she likes. You hunt down a serial killer who takes the last member of your family away. Your doctor friend is possessed and loves cats and commits domestic terrorism. You have no control. You control everything.

[jalopeura]

do u think the ride is late bc its the first week back from summer vacation or do u think they were too early and i missed it bc its the first week back from summer vacation or do you think theres a new driver who wasnt told where to drive or do you think they just forgot about me. do you think the car will come after i press send

[jalopeura]

the ride didnt come because im a week early

[jalopeura]

do u think the ride is late bc its the first week back from summer vacation or do u think they were too early and i missed it bc its the first week back from summer vacation or do you think theres a new driver who wasnt told where to drive or do you think they just forgot about me. do you think the car will come after i press send

[jalopeura]

its another deathly tired thursday can i get a. uughhghhh

[nononobodyunderstands]

Here comes a dreadful troll! I have a hut in the woods. And there I live. And from there I sneak around.

[iibislintu]

Tilipi-peg-tip-peg

[jotainjotain-muuta]

Kai kaikki tietää suomen kielen parhaan palindromin?

En jaksa, pillu kakka kulli paska jne.