Where the wild things Hide

Hey, I'm Jade- 21. From Scotland. I love all things Rock 'n' Roll. I do warhammer (dark eldar) and Love to Paint things. Nature is one of my passions, and anything else, you can message me for :) xxx

[jambuttyjones]

I took a photo of a moth and realised I had also taken a picture of an ant. I absolutly love it!!!! #insect #bug #moth #meeting #photo #photography

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

[lizzy-stardust-deactivated20160]

I like my whisky like I like my men.

Twice my age and from Scotland.

[gap-var-ginnunga]

smoky, full-bodied and leaves you gasping a little.

[varyingdegreesofawesome]

left in an oak barrel for at least 3 years, with very little oxygen

[bravemercutio]

nowhere near my genitals

[st-pam]

[chief-of-project-e]

Irish people; The faeries aren’t real

Irish people; No fucking way will I go in that faerie ring

[queer-trans-amazon-deactivated2]

#look#you don’t go in a fairy ring and you don’t fuck with a stone in the middle of a field#these are just facts#nobody does it#fairies will fuck you up#Ireland#folklore#fairies (Via @false-dawn)

[false-dawn]

Look, I don’t believe in God, but I will not disrespect the Good Gentlemen of the Hills. That’s just common sense.

[ohmeursault]

Between this and the Icelanders with their elves I do not understand what is going on above the 50th parallel.

[superindianslug]

My general rule of thumb: you don’t have to believe in everything, but don’t fuck with it, just in case.

[elocinneem-deactivated20160605]

^^^ that part

[vikander]

[camom18-blog]

Can everyone just take a moment to think about the fact that they are married in real life

[jambuttyjones]

The difference between someone wirh social anxiety and someone who doesnt... I am currently lying in bed, wanting to catch up with people i havent heard from in a while- without succeeding. My other half at 6pm said "im away into town to see if anyone is out tonight" and is now not coming home til 2am.... This feels like shit.

[profashionall]

[jambuttyjones]

So, I met a man yesterday who was talking about his friend. His friend has access to the unwrapping of the shroud as a forensic analysist. However, they wouldnt let him take any samples away to test. So he took photographs as a forensics photographer would at any other crime scene. His conclusion was, due to the fact that the body would be lying down and the blood pattern left on the shroud it indicated that the heart was still beating when he was put in the tomb. Thus meaning he wasnt actually dead. Following on from that conversation, we talked about how the definition of death has changed so much over the years. And back in 1066 what was classed as death could be what we class as a coma.... How fucking interesting is that?

[jambuttyjones]

Hey everyone. So ive started a brand new adventure recently, ive started working with arbonne. Why? Well, the products are amazing. They are all botanically produced, vegan friendly and gluten free, and, most importantly, they work! My best friend starting using arbonne next to her make up business, and intorduced me to it. I was excited. The idea of earning exta money and having some top quality products just seemed amazing to me! Above are some of the results. I started using the RE9 range. My skin was horrible and dry. Less than 24 hours later it was cleared up completly. (I was shocked. I normally go red and blotchy with product) In the second picture. Ive used the eye primer. What a difference. I used a cheap eyeshadow ontop of the primer, bought in my local mall, and it stayed on all night. Whereas without my primer it stayed on 10mins. And finally. The pigment in the makeup is incredible! Have a browse for youself, give me a message if you want more info on how to become a consultant or how to get good deals. http://www.arbonne.com/Pws/JadeJones

[middlechildswag]

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.

[joshua-wright]

Because spiders are easy to draw.

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

they both ugly whats the difference 

[weedmemes42069]

The one on the left will not stop talking about how good acid is while the one on the right judges you for not being vegan and smells exclusively of cigarette ash

[just-shower-thoughts]

If I were Chinese, I would point at random westerners’ Chinese tattoos and say “Hey, I love shrimp fried rice as well!”

[reptilesrevolution]

[viergacht]

Look at this beautiful Floridian Swamp Cat and her adorable kittens.

[tinygoblin]

That There is A Gator

[cyberdramon]

No that’s a Floridian Swamp Cat

[mcsprinkles]

As a native Floridian, I can confirm that that is indeed a swamp cat.

[speciesofleastconcern]

meow

[jcgreen72]

its not even a gator lol its a shorthair caiman kitty

[obviousplant]

I left this fake guest book at a Florida Airbnb. See a bonus page on Facebook.

[jambuttyjones]

A jeep was taken over by nature #nature #walks #abandoned #geocaching