Hot Old Dudes, Anyone?

at this point im just here for blonde middle aged men

[bunker-blyaa]

Let's GOOOO

[targetedknowledge]

[alex-and-nova420]

made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied

[yuugo47]

Authority [impossible]: This man towers over you - figuratively and literally. There is no human being that can refuse the authority of this man. He is the Taskmaster. Don't try anything with him - he sees through all.

[talonboot]

take my mermaid quiz boy

If you were a mermaid, what animal form would your lower half take? Are you a slithery eel, a powerful shark, or maybe a colorful reef fish?

[tabris-the-seventeenth-angel]

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

[russiawave]

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

Those am him leafs

[weatherall]

#leaf him alone

[fan-a-tink]

David Tennant & Michael Sheen | An Ineffable Goodbye

[777razielh]

[yonderlander]

Family reunion at the BAFTAs

[syzygynephile]

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

[ceruleanheaven]

bad media will piss you off good media will heal your soul bad media that couldve been good will ruin your life forever

[nipuni]

Crowley in heaven 😇

[enabuns]

Oh we’re so back babes 🥹🩵

[camilleflyingrotten]

[soloorganaas]

Good Omens | Finale

[dorkhellbside]

cats love sleeping on or next to you and slowly bake you like an oven roast chicken

[shakeyhorne]

alright