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@james-pattersons-ghost-writer
question: if someone made another account to impersonate james patterson do you think the first two would accept it as a fellow james or would you have to let them sniff each other through the door so they get used to each other first.
Hi, it’s me, James Patterson
WHAT THE FUCK
Imposter! Imposter!!! @realofficialjamespatterson attack!!!
God I fucking wish I could just pay someone to finish writing the rest of my book
Ghostwriter
Theres a 90% chance at least one of us is a ghost writer for JP
I hope it’s me this time.
I’m bored. Anyone want to give me a great plot idea for my next book that I can mangle into an unmanageable mess?
oh! sir! I have an idea! What if there’s a really badass, stoic Action Man and he’s on a mission, and the mission involves a Helpless Lady who needs Action Man to save her and they fall in love?
Please I’m begging someone to read this with me. I need to know.
I’ll read it with you. :)
I’m very proud of the writing I did for this one ! :D
The fandom’s silence about my latest and greatest novel in the Maximum Ride series, City of the Dead, is deafening.
And after the ghostwriters worked so hard on it!
nurse, they’re corroborating
Thank you for noticing sirs!!
James Patterson. You've 'written' over 200 books. You have 5 days to read all of them before the trap door below you will open, dropping you into a hoard of angry librarians and bookstore employees. This is impossible. Have fun <3
Am I allowed to have my army of ghostwriters assist me?
I'm on my way sir don't worry
i just remembered that i was obsessed with maximum ride when i was 12 and i’m gonna need 3-5 business days to recover from that memory. i feel like that whole series was a social experiment to see how much random shit you can throw into a book before people stop buying itðŸ˜
I know that it’s pretty common knowledge that a big chunk of James Patterson’s books aren’t actually by him, but are there specifics to this?
For example are the Maximum Ride books likely by him or majority by him?
@realofficialjamespatterson would you say half you and half @james-pattersons-ghost-writer
For legal purposes, they are all me :)
This is so unfair! I’m the third half here :(
I know that it’s pretty common knowledge that a big chunk of James Patterson’s books aren’t actually by him, but are there specifics to this?
For example are the Maximum Ride books likely by him or majority by him?
Yes. I’ve written ALL my books, thank you very much. Ignore the ghostwriters in the background.
please tell me you are not in fact the real james patterson
Of course I’m the real James Patterson! Could an imposter do this?
*makes my team of ghostwriters write all 359329 of my books*
well i mean you’re not wrong...
I guess you could say I’ve written quite a few books in my time. ;)
I wonder how many of these he actually wrote himself and how many were produced by his shadowy league of ghostwriters?
I have written ALL of those books! What kind of author would have ghostwriters to write 200+ books over the course of 45 years instead of doing that all himself?!
Exactly!
Thank you for backing me up, ghostwriter! I’ll be sure to let you out of your writing cage for an extra 15 minutes today.
Thakn you so much!
well i mean you’re not wrong...
I guess you could say I’ve written quite a few books in my time. ;)
I wonder how many of these he actually wrote himself and how many were produced by his shadowy league of ghostwriters?
I have written ALL of those books! What kind of author would have ghostwriters to write 200+ books over the course of 45 years instead of doing that all himself?!
Exactly!
Do you think they’re like friends?
Lovers**
@realofficialjamespatterson 😳😳
I mean, it’s still Pride month…
I’m so happy for you sirs
Lmao nothing past the third book is canon, it was all one big prank
If you say so sir! I’ll make a note
I killed Prince Phillip actually
you sure did sir! with no help at all, good job!
Looks like the people have spoken! Dr. Martinez is Canonically a lesbian!
credit me or ur lesbophobic old man
I’ll put you down as a ghostwriter, Tumblr user autisticfang :)
but I’m still your favorite, right sir?
