In Memoriam: Maximum Ride Series
Let's all take a moment to reflect on the series that gripped me body and soul in 2009:
Featured a character with no name, just called The Gasman because he farts which eventually becomes a super power.
Nudge being named Nudge because people find her annoying
evil 7 year old child that needs constant saving but also ends the world kind of and yet we're still supposed to like her I think?
Max's hair was a differed color in every book, not because she dyed it, but because the author forgot what she looked like constantly.
Fang's Blog that actually had a real website and updates on occassion
Love Interest lab grown clone?
What's up with all these clones.
Fang dating the clone just because.
The Voice in Max's head that was just... there? Implied that it was her father at certain points but wasn't and it's sort of just a mystery BUT WAIT actually it's.... Angel the whole time????????
Speaking of Jeb though, first he's evil, then he's good, then he's evil, then he's good, then he's ?????, then he's evil and tries to kill everyone.
She can fly 350 mph..... just imagine her wings flapping that fast I'm sorry it just makes no sense
"We look older than we are because we're part bird".... make it make sense.
"And we're abnormally tall."..............................
that randomly developed wings later because it become inconvenient to the plot to carry him everywhere
The Global Warming book. You know which one.
All the fanfic writers when Max actually ended up having a child and naming it Phoenix.
Big Bad villain is just called..... The School. That's it.
Also the mutant werewolves that The School uses as like.... watchdogs? Hunters? I don't even know are called........ wait for it........ Erasers..... get it 'cause they're at Sch-
the impending doom of Expiration Dates. It just pops up and you die.
Mr. Chu who was just a small time villain but in an unpredictable twist is revealed to be a lizard man and almost immediately after this fascinating revelation, dies.
COALITION TO STOP THE MADNESS. I'm sorry it sounds like a bad band name.
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