[fuckoffwiththechocolate]

Pranking for the art of it, mate. That’s why we do it, isn’t it?

My money’s on a few hours.

[theheirnomore]

There’s always someone to prank. And yeah what Moony said. The art of it mate. Geez Prongs get some fucking culture.

No I…..yeah alright got me there Moony. It is what it is. Sirius Black does not do boredom.

[jamescharlespotter]

The art of it, hey, Moony? Remind me to quote you on that one next time you question our motives, yeah? Right, yeah, 'course.

So long as you're not taking your boredom out on us.

[fuckoffwiththechocolate]

Ha! I dunno, mate - guess they don’t know what they’re missing. …Oh? Y’know I reckon that’s not a bad idea, Prongs. What do you think, Padfoot?

[theheirnomore]

I dunno. I for one like that all the losers clear out of here. Gives us much more elbow room. We can stretch out and enjoy our meals. ….Yeah not bad. I wouldn’t mind getting into a bit of mischief already, been way to long.

[jamescharlespotter]

S'pose--but where's the fun in pranking if you've no one to prank?

What's your definition of "way too long", then, Padfoot?

[fuckoffwiththechocolate]

The Pitch? Whole castle’s empty, mate.

[theheirnomore]

So what’s first on the list? We gotta make this one count, last one you know.

[jamescharlespotter]

Abandoned, morelike. Never understood why everyone's so desperate to get out of here over break... Look at this sorry bunch we're left with.

Might as well start organising a welcome back of sorts, don't you think? 

[jamescharlespotter]

'Least the Pitch'll be empty--

[lovelymissevans]

Hmmm.

…Seriously? And you told me about this? If I were the boys I’d lose it. These are…You’re right. I shouldn’t have shared.

[jamescharlespotter]

You're welcome.

[lovelymissevans]

[jamescharlespotter]

Well?

[lovelymissevans]

Eh, rules are meant to be broken.

[jamescharlespotter]

Oh, are they, Head Girl?

[lovelymissevans]

Course.

Here’s one for you.

[jamescharlespotter]

What'd I tell you about sharing?

[lovelymissevans]

Merlin…You go through this every time? If this is a joke and they taste the same your arse is mine, Potter.

[jamescharlespotter]

Not every time... 

Right. Come outside then. You tell me.

[lovelymissevans]

…Right.

We are so blurring the lines right now…Don’t rush me, I’m supposed to not look rushed!

[jamescharlespotter]

Come on, Evans--you want 'em or not?

Thatta girl!

[lovelymissevans]

Whatever you need to tell yourself, Potter. Still doesn’t mean you know a thing about my wiles.

Well don’t make me nervous over it! It’s not like this is illegal.

[jamescharlespotter]

Well... right.

Nah, you're right. I'm the one that snuck out the back, and it's not so much breaking and entering if the door is unlocked... Quickly now.

[lovelymissevans]

Merlin, James. I’m teasing. We had a lovely chat about how to properly spin sugar. Now lemme see ‘em.

[jamescharlespotter]

How to prope... Merlin, Evans, your wiles are dull. 

Here--now, you've got to take these up to the counter as if they're the ordinary stock. Look the same, don't taste it. Act cool, yeah?

[lovelymissevans]

Only what you suggested, of course. Used my wiles.

[jamescharlespotter]

Which wiles?

[lovelymissevans]

…Brilliant.

[jamescharlespotter]

Her--hey, what did you say to Flume?

[lovelymissevans]

Yeah, yeah.

Wiles. .. Excuse me!

[jamescharlespotter]

[lovelymissevans]

Ah, right. Only a select few know then?…

My wiles?

[jamescharlespotter]

Very select. Don't tell the boys I told you.

Yeah. Your wiles.

[lovelymissevans]

Honeydukes.

…Are they that much better?

[jamescharlespotter]

Mm--promise. Don't share, though--that's key--they're that much sweeter in knowing that the rest of Hogwarts are eating sub-par Sugar Quills.

Right, I--shit. I didn't bring my... never mind. Look, I need you to distract Flume for a minute, yeah? Use your... wiles...