dust and ashes

In love with chocolate, murder mysteries and all things as dark as my soul

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[isopost-headquarters]

reminds me of this list I saw somewhere once and kept ever since

Things you can do in Ukraine and get fined only 20 quid

-fight with a random stranger on a street using a dildo

-throw eggs at random cars parked

-steal 400 quid worth of diesel and give back half of it

-rip out a person's hair for writing hate comments on your posts

-slap a doctor who let people go inside their office before you

-spit beer at a 12 year old

-hide your plate with underwear

-make an axe bomb and use it in the bomb shelter during an air siren

-call ambulance for fun

-drive for 22 years without a driver's license

-bite a woman in a restaurant

-boil and eat someone else's turkey

-fight with your pe teacher (but you have to win)

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[vermivox]

“your friend is dead, and their corpse is inhabited by something only you can see for what it truly is" is already good horror. but "you begin to love the thing that wears their face"? the blasphemy of it. terror turning into desire. grief turning into longing. being enticed by what should repel you. it twists the knife deeper, because the horror is not based on deception anymore. the fear comes from recognizing the monster in its raw form and finding beauty there. you're not clinging to scraps of your friend, you're surrendering to something other, something wrong, and loving it. you're not holding onto a ghost of the past, it’s the monster itself that you choose

[cheekbonered]

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

[sirnoblesquid]

got a little bit bored and did this

[teddy-stonehill]

This month I’ve decided to participate in an event called “October,” where for every day in October I’m going to experience a day in October.

Here’s the prompt list I’m using in case anyone wants to join me in this challenge:

Next month I’m thinking of trying out the “No November November” challenge, where I’ll refrain from experiencing November for the whole month of November.

[goomyloid]

It means everything

(happy 10th bday UNDERTALE!)

[tastefullyoffensive]

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

[marchqueen-deactivated20161002]

IT’S BACK

[lady-dirtbag]

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

[2ndratewig]

ITS BACK 

[trumpetnista]

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

[lyninabin]

it’s from 2013 with 2.4mil tags how the fuck have i not seen it before?!?!?

[krossan]

[fala-alfredo-pasta]

idk that was kinda messed up lmao rip saja bois

(also sorry if this has already been done i haven't checked the tags)

[miniaturekeytar]

has anyone asked this

[miniaturekeytar]

your 👆 fave was seen floating 20 stories above the stage and slaughtering a boy band

[crystalbeastie]

Thinking about coming back here again so, here's a KPop Demon Hunters fanart. Loveeed iiit 💜

[dollopopaint]

Mitski time mitski time mitski time

[linddzz]

officially the best line in The Odyssey

[prinz-myshkin]

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

[gojosbf]

they had matching shirts oh my god i think we should all kill ourselves

[liquidstar]

when you hear the premise of saiki k is "a loner boy with amazing psychic powers is constantly hounded by people desperately wanting to be his friends" its easy to assume that its because they think his powers are awesome, but... they dont even know about his powers. they just all love his autism swag so much that theyll start crying and screaming and throwing up if hes not around