smarter then your average Black

Sirius Black || 18 || Gryffindor || Marauder Don't even think that I'm like the people I share a last name with. You wanna know who my family is then look at my mates, James, Remus, and Peter. They're my family.

[theheirnomore]

I'm sorry.....you gave me feels....it had to be written <.<

[theheirnomore]

Coming out of my cage

It was the end of July and the summer seemed to be moving slower then the ones before it. Sirius could swear he heard time actually dragging it’s feet as he lay on his unmade bed. There was a dull ache in the back of his head. He and Walburga had already been at it even though it wasn’t even noon yet. His throat was scratchy from yelling and was beginning to burn from tears that he refused to shed. It didn’t matter. He knew it didn’t matter. Yeah he was a disappointment. It was who he was. Sirius Black the disappointment of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black. He was proud of it, wore it like a badge of honor.

[samwinchestersongoftheday]

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Let’s Not Pretend (To Be New Men)

Crooked Fingers

[bloodyyax]

I suppose so, Lupin, for both your sakes. The sooner I’m out of here, the better.

You watch your mouth, Black. Try anything and I promise I won’t restrain myself.

[fuckoffwiththechocolate]

Right….. Padfoot….just let it go, mate.

[theheirnomore]

No truer words ever came out of your mouth, Snivly.

Oi! Fucker you do not tell me what to do. Oh I'm shaking in my shoes prat. Go catch your fucking train before I strap you to the top of it.

[jamescharlespotter]

S’pose—but where’s the fun in pranking if you’ve no one to prank?

What’s your definition of “way too long”, then, Padfoot?

[fuckoffwiththechocolate]

Pranking for the art of it, mate. That’s why we do it, isn’t it?

My money’s on a few hours.

[theheirnomore]

There's always someone to prank. And yeah what Moony said. The art of it mate. Geez Prongs get some fucking culture.

No I.....yeah alright got me there Moony. It is what it is. Sirius Black does not do boredom.

[jamescharlespotter]

Abandoned, morelike. Never understood why everyone’s so desperate to get out of here over break… Look at this sorry bunch we’re left with.

Might as well start organising a welcome back of sorts, don’t you think? 

[fuckoffwiththechocolate]

Ha! I dunno, mate - guess they don’t know what they’re missing. …Oh? Y’know I reckon that’s not a bad idea, Prongs. What do you think, Padfoot?

[theheirnomore]

I dunno. I for one like that all the losers clear out of here. Gives us much more elbow room. We can stretch out and enjoy our meals. ....Yeah not bad. I wouldn't mind getting into a bit of mischief already, been way to long.

[jamescharlespotter]

'Least the Pitch'll be empty—

[fuckoffwiththechocolate]

The Pitch? Whole castle’s empty, mate.

[theheirnomore]

So what's first on the list? We gotta make this one count, last one you know.

[bloodyyax]

Joking with you? Never. 

Ever full of yourself, Black. Well, to me you’re worthless. I’m very sorry to inform that you’re not on my to-do list in any way, shape. 

Or form. 

Normal people? I suppose the pureblood supremacists aren’t the only fanatics after all. Believe me, I much prefer the dungeons over your lot of normal any day. You don’t need to remind me of the place I chose for myself. 

What you need to do is reevaluate your definition of normal along with your horrid state of denial in regards to genitalia, and while you’re at it- your status of mental health.

[fuckoffwiththechocolate]

Oi! There you are, Padfoot,what - …..oh bloody hell. ….C’mon, mate, it’s not worth it. Let’s just go, yeah? Uh - ….train’s going to be leaving soon, Snape. You ought to go make sure you don’t miss it.

[theheirnomore]

Let's see if your so fucking smug after I get done with you. ......Wha- Oh 'ello Moony. Come on, mate. Don't ya wanna have a little fun? I think we've left Snivellus alone far too much this year.

[bloodyyax]

Of course it’s not. I’ve much better, Black, you’re simply not worth it.

Do stop confusing my personal desires with your own.

Apologies, I know how fond you are of having flies and, perhaps, other vile creatures in your presence. Beats me as to why you’re wasting your breath on a disgusting snake such as myself.

[theheirnomore]

Ha! Are you fucking kidding me, Snivellus? You telling me I'm not worth it? The fuck are you on?

Nope not into dick, you'll have to find someone else for your wanking fantasies.

Just your daily reminder that you're a twat. Figure it's part of my civic duty to make sure you understand your place is in the dungeons, far, far away from normal people.

[lovelymissevans]

Oh, me too. ..You alright?

[theheirnomore]

Really? Good. Hmm? Yeah I'm fine. You?

[lovelymissevans]

Exactly. Oh, Hogsmeade went well, thanks.

[theheirnomore]

Did it? I'm glad.

[bloodyyax]

…Inward sigh.

Black, with your nose so far up Potter’s arse, I am quite at liberty to question your judgement of pleasant scents.

[theheirnomore]

Har, har, har, Snivellus. Is that the best you've got? I'll leave being concerned with James' arse to you. I know how badly you want that, we've all seen you staring. You do know you are allowed to bathe before the flies start dropping dead, right? Even you snakes shouldn't be that disgusting....

[lovelymissevans]

Oh..Just, sibling …I’ll spare us both, yeah? …I’m sure. I was at Hogsmeade, remember?

[theheirnomore]

Eh, siblings.... Wha- Oh! That project yeah, yeah it went well..... How was Hogsmeade?

[lovelymissevans]

…I’m sorry. You probably don’t want to hear any of this.

How did, er, your project go then.

[theheirnomore]

......Nooo. If you uh....need an ear..... Great, of course. You?

[lovelymissevans]

Well, that’s the silver lining I guess.  Thank Merlin for the break from essays.

[theheirnomore]

There ya go. Can't be all that bad....

[lovelymissevans]

….Right. Anyway, I’m sure you lot will have fun. I suppose so.

[theheirnomore]

Always do. ...Come on Evans, can't be that bad. You won't have to worry with trying to catch us or struggling with essays at least.

[lovelymissevans]

Not that many clothes. I still needed to pack a few things.

My wa- …Excited for break then?

[theheirnomore]

Ha! Right. I can't imagine you  would. Yeah, it'll be good. Last Christmas at Hogwarts and all that jazz. You?