jameses

putting c!techno in the microwave and pressing the potato button (probably crashing out ab will and jim) jamesestrawberry on ao3

[picklesinabottle]

they'll put no money or effort into promoting movies about women and then be like "see it did horribly. we should do less of this"

[mango-kitty-art]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[bubblegum-gf]

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[beetlelemonade]

Raven Queen ^^ tell me is it giving pre and post poisoning apple?

[ahmnorhein-zkn]

Repost, now do your honors.

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[skidfarts]

"Whats your favorite genre" i just Listen to music i like man I dont kno w

[kiwinatorwaffles]

listen. if your mutual suddenly starts referring to The Character with different pronouns, you must go along with it. that character is trans now. they’re right.

[asofteredge]

hey everyone, just curious:

what is everyone's criteria for blocking people?

[54prowl]

⚠️ this blog does not support works created by AI software ⚠️

[loserforever]

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

[maxxie-or-smth]

stop romanticizing your problems. start sexualizing them instead convince yourself you are into every bad thing you experience

[nessa007]

[nessa007]

[starcrier]

and you know what? i am REALLY sick of these ads that are openly mocking people for being concerned about the products they’re selling.

Amazon’s super bowl ad where the Alexa mocks Chris Hemsworth for being worried about giving spy software control over his entire life. Waymo’s ad with the intro “the robots are coming!” mocking people who are rightfully extremely concerned about sharing the road with, or riding in, self-driving cars.

i don’t know, it’s just genuinely insane to me. “Oh, you have legitimate concerns about our shitty product? sounds like you’re just lame!!!” like what kind of “quiet part out loud” marketing is that?

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that