Im Trying Ok?

22 yrs He/him A veteran of this site unfortunately Reposting things I like and random blog posts

[nicodemus-diangelo]

Nico not knowing his mythomagic cards are expensive (considering they're old)

And he plays with some other camper and when Nico pulls out his cards the campers like

[lordwhathaveidonetoyou]

do you think nico felt giggly and warm inside when percy said "I-I know you" or felt contempt that percy dared to claim to know him after all the misunderstandings the two has had

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Your pets only love you because you feed them”

Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

[estrojimin]

so #thinking about brat tamer percy...

like in public he let's nico roll his eyes and make all the little snarky comments he wants. he knows nico is likely purposefully trying to rile him up, so he plays his own game in response.

seemingly unaffected, he laughs off everything nico says. smiles at him as he grumbles about how annoying percy is (sitting on his lap btw), but when they're alone though...

"not much to say now, huh, pretty boy?" percy drawls, hand squeezing around nico's throat as he grinds into him. the pretty boy in question is making the cutest little sounds, his big brown eyes sparkling with tears and legs trembling around percy's waist.

"c'mon, talk to me."

"f-nngh~ fuck you." next thing nico knows, his ankles are up by his ears. thighs held down by percy's huge hands, he's completely at the older man's mercy. (right where he wants to be!) percy snaps his hips and watches as the little bump on nico's tummy moves up and down, jolting his belly ring.

he presses down, groaning when he feels the pressure on his dick. "fuck... you feel that? i'm in your guts, baby."" nico is completely incoherent by this point, moaning lasciviously and his back arching off the bed.

"finally got those pretty eyes rolling for a good reason," percy chuckles. "fucking brat... this is exactly what you wanted."

[phantomrose96]

If AI had like... 5% of its current global socio-political-economic impact, it would actually be very funny. It would be funny the way NFTs were funny. It would be even funnier actually.

[stout-stoat]

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[normal-thoughts-official]

ladies, if she

likes caviar and cigarettes

is well versed in etiquette

is extraordinarily nice

shes not your girl. shes a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser bean, guaranteed to blow your mind

[rapidashrider]

[flanbolt]

[stiffyck]

I think about him slowly starving a lot

[boxheadpaint]

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

[boxheadpaint]

[spidermanifested]

Boxhead Devouring Two Saltines, 2024

[sparemoon]

Quiet cat gf vs loud dog bf

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[prindew]

my darling boys

[rumov]

pulling up to the #1 percy jackson fan contest but your opponent is nico di angelo

[myth0mag1c]

get him the FUCK off my screen.