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had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water
Boxhead Devouring Two Saltines, 2024
Oh My God Damn
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As of this writing, Goncharov has been added and removed from the Martin Scorsese filmography Wikipedia page 7 times.
Captain America: Civil War (2016)
thor was the funniest avenger. all he did was pretend to be dumb and clown them constantly
thor: good morning idiots
tony: you know idiot isn’t like.. something you just walk in and call people
thor: it’s a term of endearment on asgard, rat man
Bucky Barnes in Captain America: The Winter Soldier:
I have a quick question:
Why are we all whores for Seb?
Like, what did he even do??
I am laughing so hard steve lands so lightly on his toes like a damn ballerina and bucky just drops like a ton of bricks on that car and fucking CRUSHES IT
So, in parkour, there is a practice of trying to land as quietly as possible. This is because landing lightly and softly absorbs the energy from the impact into the muscles as opposed to the bones where they may do some hard damage.
So, by landing lightly on his feet, Steve is employing good practice, showing training that works with his body, to get the most out of his super-soldierity.
However, the Winter Soldier lands harshly and without regard to the well being of his body. His objective is only the kill, and he will sacrifice his body and push through considerable pain to complete his mission.
That got sad real fast
just to highlight the difference between the winter soldier’s movements and bucky’s.
I swear to god the little details they put into this movie are insane on a subconscious level.
Let’s review.
YEP.
NOPE.
Yuh huh.
Nuh uh.
Source
Growing up in the 80s and early 90s really made quicksand a thing to be feared.
Chris Evans plays Steve Rogers cold hearted, distant and egoistic, without the slightest care for his best friends, totally shutting them out of his life.
Saw this in a post.
Steve’s scene, when leaving at the end of Endgame, he treats his best friends like they had been just coworkers to him.
There is no sadness, when he leaves, no honest, heartfelt good byes.
And when he returns he doesn’t bother to greet them like they had been his best friends for years and is happy to see them again. He treats them like strangers. He doesn’t even have the polite decency to greet them more friendly, even if he has no emotional connection to them anymore. Steve is, in modern words, ghosting them.
Old Steve is just arrogant and condescending.
This scene turns the once lovable Steve Rogers into an obnoxious person.
I don’t understand how Chris Evans let himself be talked into play Steve Rogers like that and let that be his farewell from the character.
The whole tone of the post-funeral scene was just so …off. Once again, all the characters actions and reactions were warped into complete improbability to support the idiotic plot laid out for them. Bucky, we’re lead to believe, had at least had some idea what Steve’s real agenda was in insisting on returning the Stones alone. (Which made absolutely no fucking sense right there. What if Steve had died and never returned? How would they know which (if any) Stones were still at large, or where the mission had gone wrong? Plus, where the hell were the housings that most of the “borrowed” Stones were contained in prior to being mounted in the gauntlet? Not in that little briefcase.) But poor Sam had no clue what was going on, yet when Bucky pointed to OldSteve parking his geriatric ass on the bench, he immediately seemed all calm acceptance and genuine happiness. Which I’m sorry, but no. No human being, however kind and generous and accustomed to weird shit they might be (and Sam is definitely all of those things) is going to react like that to the discovery that guy he’s been literally ride or die for has deliberately chosen to spend virtually his entire life in some unreachable time and place without him, and didn’t even bother to tell him about it or say goodbye. Even a really nice souvenir, like a patriotic vibranium frisbee, isn’t going to mitigate the shock and hurt of being so comprehensively left behind. And then just to add insult to injury, we end on this exchange:
SAM: [seeing elderly Steve’s wedding ring] You wanna tell me about her?
(OLD) STEVE: [smiling] No. No, I don’t think I will.
And yes from the filmmaker’s perspective, I understand this was done to set up the tender scene of Steve dancing with Trophy Peggy. But it was a very bad, ill conceived piece of dialogue and made Steve sound like such an insufferably smug, self satisfied asshole, that I wish Sam’s first act with his shiny new shield had been clocking Steve across the back of the head with it. It’s just not something Steve would say. He’s reserved yes, but he’d never be so thoughtless or dismissive with a friend. Maybe getting to live his life as part of the Greatest Generation really went to his head and activated his inner douchebag. I guess Sam was a good enough man to carry Captain America’s mantle, but not worth Steve Rogers either sticking around for, or sharing his confidences.
All of the above!
Endgame tried so fucking hard to make Peggy the most and only important thing in Steve Rogers life and for that to work they had to cut all emotional connections between Steve and his friends. Bucky is his childhood best friend (inseparable on both school and battle field), Sam is his new best friend and the guy he fought alongside with for several years together with Nat, staying in crappy hotels and basically living together.
The connection with Nat is cut when she dies, same for Tony, and we see the movie has no issues showing us Steve’s connection to both of them. Why show these friendships but not the ones he has with Bucky and Sam? Could it be because Nat and Tony die and this can be used as another reason for Steve to go back to the past? If they showed us Steve genuinely cared about Bucky and Sam his decision in the end wouldn’t make as much sense because he’d still have clear ties to the present. They tried so hard to make it look like he didn’t. No tears or emotions at all when he said goodbye to Bucky, imagine leaving your childhood best friend, who just returned from being dead for 5 years, not knowing you’ll ever see him alive again and you don’t even blink. Steve (Chris) was like a fucking robot in that scene.
I’ll never understand the need for this pushed sappy Steggy ending, Steve could have stayed here with his two best friends and maybe try and make it work with Sharon (you know, the girl we last saw him with, who he made out with hours after Peggy’s funeral, Peggy’s NIECE) He could have given the Shield to Sam and explained he was ready to rest and get himself a life, maybe still help out the Avengers behind the scenes (because we all know Steve Rogers would never fully retire). It would have worked that way if Chris really wanted out, everyone would have accepted it but no, Marvel had to go for shock value and give us old Steve and an ending that makes no sense at all.
a-fucking-men
Bucky Barnes + MCU Movies
James “Bucky” Buchanan Barnes would be the softest boyfriend alive don’t @ me
Steve to Bucky: “I’m with you till the end of the line”
Steve to Bucky after he found out he can go back in time to Peggy:
Bucky: Okay Morgan, there are 206 bones in the body, but! I’m gonna teach you how to dislocate someone’s body in 230 ways—
Sam: Dude. She’s a kid.
Morgan:...
Bucky: Oh yeah! You’re right.
*turns around for a few seconds before turning back with puppets over his hands*
Bucky, in somewhat a Kermit the frog’s voice: Hi kids! We’re going to show you how to dislocate someone’s body! Let’s start with the Clavicle region. Do you know where that is?
Sam: oh my god.
Captain America: Civil War (2016)
(~‾▿‾)~you have been visited by happy and calm Bucko, reblog for 500 years of happiness(~‾▿‾)~
the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:
Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.
Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.
But buddy.
Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.
((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))
Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?
this post is transcendent
You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.
Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST
No, I’m thinking of sharks.
Source: I’m a superior marine biologist
wheres that post about how people feeling the need to be smarter than you makes them blind to you fucking with them
This man is my hero
