The Tien Shinhan of Vibing

23. Any/All. Mike Love pissed on my wife.

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

i'm not sure if anyone else has ever fucked up the spelling of "jealous" more than dj khaled did that one time

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

genuinely impressive

[video-witch]

Tennis Witches by Video Witch

A tennis RPG with witches and funny little creatures

I have released a demo for a small game I'm making

[zellah7]

bye i love this

[landunderthewave]

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

[blonde-vulcan-deactivated201608]

This is sO GOOD

[ricetwink-deactivated20190113]

never gets old

[thetravelerwrites]

I could listen to this on loop for hours.

[just-evil]

A correct to the transcript:

The man is beat boxing. The first woman joined in with jathiswaram. The second woman starts alap/alapanai.

[maidthings]

sees a beautiful twink and immediately shoots to kill. inspirational

[maidthings]

never make the same mistake twice

[gaylor-moon]

[grippy3000]

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

[grippy3000]

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

[pettyartist]

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

[nentuaby]

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

[vexwerewolf]

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

[mothcub]

Why do they make pyjamas feel so good and other so-called "clothes" feel so bad?

[the-muppet-joker]

I LOVE BEING A COG IN THE CORPERATE MACHINE! I HOPE THEY BURY ME IN THE ELEVEN HERBS AND SPICES! SOMEONE KENTUCKY FRIED FUCKING KILL ME!

[whereserpentswalk]

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[whereserpentswalk]

This would do numbers on tumblr.

[whereserpentswalk]

And the number is 30.

[lifecom]

The number is currently 97

[whereserpentswalk]

Oh boy little green frog this really did do numbers didn't it. We're really in it now little green frog.

[kaijuno]

Palpatine looks like an evil Colin Mochrie

[ferventvervet]

but why would you hide this in the tags though

[lindleland]

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

[adeebobo]

this reminds me of me and my friend’s horse named Drugs

when i was in middle school me and my friends had a small yellow horse eraser we fondly named “drugs”. this lead to a lot of middle school tomfoolery around his name and saying shit like “Ma’am, so and so took drugs from me” and other dumb shit like that.

eventually, our english teacher, Mr. R, caught onto the joke. instead of writing us up or sending us to the principal though, he played along, making similar jokes like “(name), stop taking drugs.” “hey. you three. you need to share drugs if he’s going to be at the table.” “no drugs today, guys?” so on and so forth.

by the end of the school year it had become a very fond joke between us and this english teacher, so we decided since we were moving onto our freshman year, we decided to give our eng teacher this little yellow horse eraser.

so we go find our english teacher, Mr. R, who was setting up cornhole with our principal and other “big important people” for our 8th grade graduation party, and we hand him the little eraser.

to which he yells as loudly (and happily) as he can: “YOURE GIVING ME DRUGS?!!”

i actually went back to visit him before i left for college, and to this day he still has Drugs on his desk, and regularly tells his new students about me and my friends. ty op for reminding me about Drugs the Horse

[pencilbrony]

War Is Bad

[mothcub]

I think the dog is trying to tell you something.

[winonaparadise]

finally feel confident drawing char so now it's everyone else's problem

[jamie-palpatine]

The life and death of my son Screamin' Jim-Bob (I crushed him like a soda can)

[jamie-palpatine]

oh no

[jamie-palpatine]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[jamie-palpatine]

idk if he'll hold up until Halloween, but say hello to Screamin' Jim-Bob

[jamie-palpatine]

oh no

[jamie-palpatine]

oh no