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Richard Gadd and Jamie Bell are back! And their are in matching clothes I can't omg
Kate Mara posted new pic with Jamie Bell - hello handsome
Jamie Bell spotted in NYC with Kate Mara on July 31 — he looks ridiculously fresh and handsome
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Updated my Ruben/Niall fanfic as well :))
Here is your link and i hope you have fun ofc 🩷
Chapter 1️⃣ 2️⃣: Living in an illusion, I wanna run away.
(Roasting the hell outta Niall in this one btw towards the end haha)
butch calling niall “bubby”, alby scolding him for his bad behavior, “i have three kids to look out for, niall. i don’t need another one.” he is the people’s baby brother.
ruben at the wedding: haha yea the groom’s my brother
butch, joanna, and every truck driver in glasgow wearing kilts and eating wedding cake:
Lowkey i think messy bottom niall kennedy runs ruben ragged for a bit when they first get together (as adults). a sex addiction doesn't just go away because your man's a jealous freak i fear. buckle in ruben
This is very true and correct, Anon. Ruben thinks he's getting his sweet, pliable, loyal, forever deferential to him in all ways, stepbrother. And then he learns that Niall has either fucked or been fucked by every male truck driver to have gone through Glasgow over a what, 20 year span?
Absolutely not. So he angry fucks Niall to what he thinks is an inch of his life. But like the great survivor he is, Niall always bounces back. One Saturday afternoon, Ruben is lying in their bed, sweaty and out of breath, drifting off to sleep. They had been on a day out to Loch Lomond earlier leaving Loch Lomond and have to fill up on petrol to get back to Glasgow. At the petrol station, Niall recognizes the driver delivering the fuel. He tries to sink into his seat so the guy doesn't see him but he's literally driving a semi, of course he saw Niall. Ruben clocks all of this while he's coming back from paying. He saw red the entire drive home. He said nothing but Niall knew he was in for a rough fuck and he was looking forward to it.
Ruben wakes up to Niall sucking his dick a few hours later. He's tired but Bambi wants what Bambi wants and he's going to give it to him, but he tells Niall that he's going to have to do most of the work. So Niall lubes up and fucks himself on Ruben's dick, essentially.
Eventually Niall tells Ruben that they have to pick up running. Why? Because Ruben needs to work on his endurance. Ruben angry fucked him after he said that, solely because of the absolute cheek Niall gave him.
Eventually Ruben has to sit Niall down and tell him that he's not made of steel and they need to slow down or he may no survive. Niall looks like he wants to cry. That's when Ruben gives him two presents: bespoke dildos in moulded after Ruben's own dick.
Let's imagine that Hollywood greenlit a sequel to Jumper (2008) which came out 2010.
Jumper (spoilers for a 18 year-old movie) ends with Hayden Christensen's David finding out his mom (Diane Lane playing Mary Rice) is part of the order that tracks down people with his set of teleportation powers and killing them. She abandoned him as a child rather than kill him but at their reunion she only promises her son, who now has a compete control over his powers, a head start.
(First, damn is that not a better premise for a movie than Jumper. There is a beautiful world were the plot of Jumper gets condensed into the an act 1 and then we go from there. But alas.)
It also introduces him to his little sister, 2008 Kristen Stewart!!!
We also left Jamie Bell's Griffin high and dry but, alive. Griffin and David are not on speaking terms.
Paladin (2010) [speculative]
We open our 2010 sequel, Paladin, with gorgeous shots of a rave in Goa. A man follows a woman out of the beach club and down to the water. They're backlit, but the film wants us to believe its David and Rachel Bilson's Millie. Only there is suddenly a bolt of electricity and we realize its Kristen Stewart's Sophie tasing some poor man (his back is to us). The man is standing in the water and he can't move and he can't jump away. Mary appears and coldly tells her daughter to finish him. Sophie does, but you can tell she's conflicted. The body drops and Sophie turns him over. It's not David after all. Just some poor young man who is now dead.
From there we get into the first act of the movie. We see the culty Paladin institution and learn about some of the legitimately terrible people who have been jumpers and have been used to justify their entire order. Sophie is working toward being formally turned into a member and is passing a series of exams. If she passes them all, at an annual meeting of the North American Paladins, she will be inducted into the order at their closing ceremony.
Meanwhile, David keeps appearing in front of Sophie to try and build a relationship with his sister. Sophie is going through a full existential crisis as she increasingly realizes she likes David and does't think he's inherently evil. Then, about 25 minutes into this dynamic, Mary realizes David has been visiting and decides she needs to kill him to save her daughter. Only things get more fucked up when Griffin appears. He followed David because he learned David's sister was a Paladin. What he didn't know is David's mom absolutely killed his family. And now he's determined to kill not only Mary but Sophie as well for revenge. The house gets fully demolished in the fight sequence.
Anyway, David spends the rest of the film trying to prevent various people from killing each other. However, things between Sophie and Griffin turn extremely flirtatious setting up an enemies to lovers arc. (Also a reunion for Bell and Stewart who played high school sweethearts in Undertow). Also its still 2010 so there's still a vibe to David and Griffin wrestling across the globe. Millie and Sophie also form a bond as Millie is horrified with the whole child soldier thing that has happened and wants to save her future sister-in-law.
Anyway, this all culminates at the Paladin Annual Convention. I see this as a trade fair played for comedy where people have booths to show off new weapons and run workshops on best techniques. It takes place in a conference center in Orlando. But the final event is a big secret society costume drama event in a hotel ballroom.
Ultimately, David, Griffin, Sophie, and Millie need to work together to destroy a new weapon that could wipe out all jumpers. (This has been a side plot where Sophie's dad has been working on this weapon all movie but it only become plot relevant now) and get away from like 500 Paladin without dying. Mary ultimately sacrifices her life for her children and in the process saves Griffin who was prepared to blow himself up to save everyone. We all cry.
But as a teaser ending, we realize that the Paladins are targeting more than just jumpers. There are other types of powered up people they have been trying to exterminate. And Millie just might have powers too. (I haven't decided what kind). After the battle for Orlando, the Paladins are more incentivized than ever to exterminate everyone. And they have the DNA sequencing data to better a track and find these people. Griffin decides he needs to find the other powered up people first and form an army if they want to survive. Millie decides to go with him because she needs to learn more about herself. David and Sophie are appalled at the thought of more violence and their alliance is once again fractured.
Jamie Bell as Chris Munn in Undertow (2004)
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Song: Tough Love - Flyte & Laura Marling
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I’m not good at finishing things on schedule, but what do you know! today is Ruben+Gus sidequest day for Half Man Week, so today’s brainworm works~
In a more sexually open timeline, as Niall finished his upper secondary schooling before university, it wasn’t that Gus continued to bully Niall, but their relationship changes. Gus knows something about Niall, and he wants him alone, because no one else could give Gus what he wants, or rather he’s too afraid to ask anyone else. It wasn’t complicated to convince Niall to fuck him, but it wasn’t an easy task. He cornered him in empty classrooms, stalked him down narrow abandoned streets. If Niall wanted him to stay away, he would get Ruben to attack him again. Niall didn’t want Gus to stay away.
Gus could have had a beautiful first time with a man, in some secluded place, safe from prying eyes, losing himself in the pleasure of Niall’s cock inside him. But, Gus couldn’t make this easy on himself. He knew what he really wanted. He didn’t want nice or beautiful or an innocent memory to think back on later. He wanted more.
It wasn’t much effort to spread a rumor in a small town, and he made sure that Ruben found out. Not necessarily that Ruben found out exactly what Gus and Niall were planning on doing together, but more so that Gus was planning on breaking sensitive writer Niall’s arm, time and place included.
Knowing Ruben was involved, no one else would even dare try and get a glimpse of the fight. But, Ruben would be there. There to rescue his baby brother, kicking open the door of their little hideaway, ready to stomp Gus’s teeth into the pavement.
Ruben found something unexpected. Instead of his baby brother taking a beating, he was the one giving the beating.
Ruben let himself him, as if invited, which technically he was. Ignoring Niall’s protesting, he took Gus by his blond hair, and stuck his dick into his waiting mouth and spit roasted him with his little brother for the first time.
It's men. They always fall away with time.
Cute BTS of Jamie bell at the set of shining girls - why so adorable
Jamie Bell, you naughty minx. Really, though, preach that gospel, Bell. Let the other fellas know.
British GQ: What's the best way to impress a woman?
Jamie Bell: Buy her flowers? Take her home on the weekend to meet your mother? No. Let's cut to the primal - be good in the sack. [Slaps thighs] Have an understanding of what's going on down there and have fun, awesome sex.
GQ: What's the best piece of advice you've ever received?
Bell: What's the best penis I've ever seen?
GQ: No! Actually, what is the best penis you've ever seen?
Bell: [Collapses into laughter] That is a good question. The best piece of advice I ever received was "Don't fuck your publicist." Russell Crowe told me that. It's probably a smart move. [Both of his publicists are now in the room, attempting to bring the interview to a close] No! It's GQ!
GQ:What skill should every man have?
Bell: Skill? You know what I'm going to say. A man should have a good understanding of a vagina. He should be good at oral sex. On a woman.
GQ: You do realise you've got another publicist standing right behind you?
Bell: I don't care. A skill a man should have? Making fires and pleasing a woman. In the vaginal area.
Jamie bell dancing on rosebush pruning set - look at him he looks so happy omg
oh, pookie, you're allowed to commit all the crimes
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[Jamie And Interviewer Talking how the interviewer looks like Jamie]
Jamie: What Happens If You Put These [his glasses] on? Jamie: [Takes Glasses Off] Wow, Blind!