BOOM! 💥

jinx (she/they/he), 22 send dinosaurs | cherryiswineing’s partner girlfriend stan account

[stars-n-spice]

Close enough, welcome back Zaundads 🙏🏽

[lanae111]

The only reason I haven’t slept with this man Is because he’s playing hard to get.

(He’s fictional btw)

[confessionconsensus]

I must confess, lest my sins consume me

I pat my cat’s ass and cannot tell if she likes it or not

Dear Anon...

That's not a sin (I do that too).

That's not a sin (but I respect your sincerity).

That's kinda weird but not a sin.

Everyone has their flaws. You shall be forgiven.

That's a sin (but I, too, am a sinner).

Some sins cannot be forgiven

Voting ended onMay 18

[wyatthazy]

sometimes, for the greater good, you just gotta be a raging hater (with a friend) (in a private convo)

[axondrite-ink]

A job that slowly kills you

A parallel to Laika The Space Dog: Schrödinger’s cat.

A print is now available!

[mumblingsage]

This was a kind of sweet dashboard coincidence.

[grifalinas]

My favorite form of redemption arc is “I hate that I have morals now”

[grifalinas]

Like “I realized that I was in the wrong and now I will work hard to atone” is good and all, but “how dare you infect me with morals” will always be so much more entertaining

[gh0sthoodie]

That moment the former baddie starts to walk away from some bad situation, almost gets out, and then just stops, curses, and turns around to go help?

*chef’s kiss* delicious

[grifalinas]

This one gets it

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i'm so fucking over it

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

[willgrahamscock]

KILL AI AND REBLOG AND CREATE ART IN 2026

[thatborednerd]

Dek

No context will be provided.

[thoms-music-and-misc]

Rats

[buddie-romance]

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

[mithresha]

Dek giving a thumbs up haha cuteee

[shubbabang]

[dark-wizard-guy-fieri]

context (via @mellorocket)

[chimthecappy]

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

[artistefish]

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

[aqueerkettleofish]

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo's Twitter.

"So, boss... I may have messed up."

"What did you do, Ray?"

"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"

"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."

"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."

"Oh."

"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."

"Get the others."

[shu-of-the-wind]

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

[anna-neko]

and important addition

Source: instagram

[snowysoul-squrirel]

Always reblog this. Elmo and his friends will be there in your times of trial and doubt, to help you through your torment

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

hi actual cannibal here just wanna say that cannibalism is NOT vore and it's totally fucking different before anyone brings it up. vore is weird as shit

never thought i’d open my inbox and read “hi actual cannibal here” before

[batterut]

Mawile and her Mega

[charlieauraboiii]

"Predator badlands made predator woke-"

THE YAUTJA WEAR FISHNETS