⇝Jamieee⇜

Sburg 18’| CJA🔒 CJA🔒

[cool-beenz]

Shoutout to all the 1997-2001 kids who are somehow hybrids of millennials and gen z. We are the Ultimate Generation of 90’s nostalgia and new age internet depression.

[sithemutt]

[writing-prompt-s]

New merch! Available until October 10!

[Tee | Women’s Tee | Hoodie | Sweatshirt | Tote Bag]

https://teespring.com/stores/halloween-merch

[mama-green]

important PSA about when your car is smoking

like literally smoking from the engine

white and you smell pancakes? it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

a slight blue tinge? it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

grey, looks like fire smoke? gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.

sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.

[alicatchrist-deactivated2019031]

Reblogging because a dear friend of my Moms with mechanic experience told me the same thing when I got my license.

[tanegledinthegreatescape-deacti]

Twinkle twinkle little slut Name a guy you haven’t fucked. Was he skinny? Was he tall? Nevermind you did them all. Twinkle twinkle little bitch Close your legs it smells like fish.

[sushinfood]

Twinkle twinkle little shit Try to think of this a bit: Does it affect You at all Who has sex or none at all? No it doesn’t, little shit, Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

[hitmeupscotty]

[goodgirlssteal-blog]

[aqueroful]

[captainmwai]

Sony: Easy…. EASY….

Microsoft: Over a bit… now a little to the riiiight…

Nintendo: THREE HANDLES! NO! FOUR! MOTION DETECTOR STICK! A SCREEN A FUCKING SCREEN ON YOUR CONTROLLER

[amtrax]

Sony: If it ain’t broke don’t fix it

Microsoft: Evolution takes some tweaking

Nintendo: INNOVATE. IIIIIIIIIIIINNOVATE.

[weloveshortvideos]

[beetroots-blog-deactivated20181]

fuck i just watched this like 7 times and i’m laughing so hard i’m crying

[philodendronleaf-blog]

oh no oh my god

[poniesandsquats-deactivated2017]

THE MAN WHO IS FILMING’S BREATHING WHILE HE’S RUNNING AWAY MAKES THE WHOLE THING

[masakazumedicated]

War footage

[lizardclubpresidente-deactivate]

I love this video

[lamaenthel]

shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ 

when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu

[chupicronian]

Actually that’s pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.

EDIT: This is a photo of the world’s smallest recognized breed of pig, the kune kune. I’m sorry cartoons lied to you all.

This is the pot bellied pig, another famous “small” breed.

This is your average adult pig.

[catbountry]

Big ole’ pigs.

[louisville-redcoat]

Reblogging because I feel so misinformed about pigs right now. My life is a lie.

[weallheartonedirection]

How to get out stains using other things

[trick-ass-dyke]

TO SAVE A LIFE

[collabcru]

[smokin-smoking-weed]

[fastestslothalive]

[pastelmercutio]

*rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter*

[spookyscaryscary-deactivated201]

*and dies instantly from broken fingers*

[decisivo]

[decisivo]

1// 2 // 3

[topshelf1]

The Gorgeous Male: Lifestyle & Luxury http://www.topshelf1.tumblr.com

[elmuertonino-deactivated2018112]

[yolomcswaggurl-deactivated20130]

my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour

[isis-]

bless this child he will go far in life