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allison | 25 | ig: allismarieh used to be a fandom blog but now my brain is just mush sorry!! forever a will herondale stan tho.

[boltlightning]

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

[boltlightning]

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

[casuallamppastapizza]

It’s okay

[politijohn]

Source

[katisconfused]

Please note: this was a midterm ballot question. This only passed because people showed up to vote for something other than president. Please don't ignore local races.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Reminder of the importance of midterms.

And if your reps aren't putting these measures on the ballot? The importance of primaries and locals.

[egberts]

I really can’t believe we all grew up together on this goddamn bitch of a website

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[pikahlua]

If y'all think my desire to ignore chapter 431 is motivated by shipping you're delusional and have been too focused on ships to think real hard about the implications of what this chapter says. I've already stated my feelings about the shipping aspect days ago. The problem with the chapter is that by itself it shits on so many themes in the story about dreams, inspiration, aspirations, and heroism, it shits on what All Might stood for and relegates heroism to basic law enforcement bullshit, and it destroys the fantasy at the end just like timeskip epilogues fucking love to do. It's atrocious. Horikoshi saying this chapter is after the cameras have been turned off allows me to sever it from the actually good parts of the story that were consistent and robust, and now I treat it as a fun little whatever. That's the only possible way I can excuse this tepid crap.

The only part that gets to stay is the creepy occult implication that Himiko is living inside Ochako as a vestige and somehow gets to enjoy both her crushes this way. That shit is amazing nightmare fuel and I expect 10 fanfics about it on my desk by the end of the week.

[pikahlua]

I think Katsuki's the one that's least changed out of all of 1A...except for looking somewhat tired, I guess. I'd expected wrinkles or smth honestly, with all the faces he makes 😆

And he drives a Porsche!!!

He's basically the last character standing in that chapter. Izuku wandered off distracted and proved by default Katsuki is the one true successor. Not a great look for the dudebro Izuku stans.

[silverjirachi]

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

[konoko]

sorry i'm being an absent friend i'm being an absent self too

[edsrosetattoo]

This is the best idea in the history of film.

[kyrianne]

[catchymemes]

[smallnico]

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

[cellspex]

Normalize this response

[thathomestar]

just cast the fire spell. dip shit

[fourpatch]

[noknowshame]

asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it

[californiagoddess]

Who is googling this