[humorstar]

Dog: what you mean the sand is too sand?

by obviousplant (IG)

[lucidnee]

Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

[a-tom-ic-bomb]

Source?

[lucidnee]

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

[skyakafreckles]

Patrick was cold for that

[reign-sl]

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

[lucidnee]

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

[bodegaowner-deactivated20190930]

real friends……how many of us?

[sexthongsandbuddah]

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

[lucidnee]

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

Patrick has no self awareness.

[lprflagemoji-deactivated2017081]

what about when his slug wanted to be friends with patrick and he just ditched spongebob and clowned on him for it

[woodlandenjoyer]

When they were raising the clam together and Patrick kept leavin spongebob all day with the baby so he could watch tv smh

[hoplite-operator]

When patrick made spongebob believe he was ugly when he just had some bad breath

[dustinberrycool]

Wasn’t Patrick the one that ditched Spongebob in the advanced darkness at the bottom of the sea?

[joey-wheeler-official]

we’re pulling out the receipts tonight

[uncannychikage]

uh oh

[yekkes]

Why not both

[prettysicksupply]

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“…People with ADHD cope with this huge emotional elephant in two main ways, which are not mutually exclusive. 1. They become people pleasers.  They scan every person they meet to figure out what that person admires and praises.  Then, that’s the false self they present.  Often this becomes such a dominating goal that they forget what they actually wanted from their own lives.  They are too busy making sure other people aren’t displeased with them.

2. They stop trying.  If there is the slightest possibility that a person might try something new and fail or fall short in front of anyone else, it’s just too painful and too risky to even consider.  So, these people just don’t.  these are the very bright, capable people who become the slackers of the world and do absolutely nothing with their lives because making any effort is so anxiety-provoking.  They give up going on dates, applying for jobs, or speaking in meetings.”

[stoicdaydreamer]

Please, enjoy this bop with me

[pepsiguy420-deactivated20221209]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[theholleywoodsigns]

Explains why I’m so fucking stupid

[wolfwars]

no, not like ‘stupid’ brain damage. your emotions become so stressful your brain starts getting a little numb to them. you start experiencing higher rates of apathy. you can also have further trouble with memory and problem-solving.

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

That Explains Why I’m So Fucking Stupid

[bpd-hellfire]

i thought everything was kinda calm but turns out i’m just ignoring every single one of my problems

[kasiasauce-blog]

going to college like

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Man, The Talking Heads were right.

I do ask myself, how did I get here.

[orangecolored-sky]

my god, what have I done

[steamandsequins-deactivated2020]

me: “should i trim my bush?” eartha kitt speaking inside my head: “A man comes into my life and you have to compromise? For what? For what? For what?” me: “okay i won’t trim my bush then”

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

a big part of being happy is being excited. be excited for everything - making a cup of tea, decorating your future apartment, seeing a friend again, falling in love unexpectedly, the next episode of a show you like, finishing something stressful, buying something you’ve been saving up for, a new album, sunsets, traveling, road trips, and the feeling of going to bed after a long day. think of something to be excited about and daydream about it often when you’re sad.

[autisticsprout]

skills include:

going to bathroom 2 hours after deciding to go to bathroom

staying awake all night for literally no reason

being on the ground

snack

[shefromhouston]

5 ways not to be used:

-believe patterns not apologies

-don’t fall in love with potential

-believe red flags

-know your worth

-don’t lower your standards

[l0v3-r3v9]

DON’T FALL IN LOVE WITH POTENTIAL!!!!

[theselfcarelifestyle]

Yeah they’re cute, but do they:

Respect you?

Do they value you?

Are they capable of deep empathy and communication?

Do they seek to understand?

Do they love themselves?

Are they a positive influence on your life?

Do they support you and your decisions?

Do they take actions to show they care?

Would they stick by your side during a crisis?

[beancrossing]

i think we’ve all been there tbh

[salaciouscrumbb]

Hozier: Imagine being loved by me

Me:

[weirdbabs]