i am the crayon

And the crayon is me.

[jammyjazzberryjam]

Welcome to the Crayon Box

Hello there! The name's Jazzy, and I welcome you to my little world!

Here, we are all crayons. Why? No reason. I just like crayons, that's all. You can be any colour you like, unless it's Jazzberry Jam. I've already taken that.

I am fandom trash. I'm also British. But does that really matter...?

Anyway, fandom list! (trigger warning: "cringe")

MOVIES & SHOWS

Winnie the Pooh

Inside Out

Sonic the Hedgehog

Ghosts (the British one)

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

The Muppets

GAMES

Sonic the Hedgehog (again)

Animal Crossing: New Horizons

Undertale (+ TS!Underswap, does not include Deltarune)

Tomodachi Life

Slendytubbies

MUSIC

K-Pop (Dreamcatcher, TripleS, PIXY & LOONA)

Vocaloid

Glorb (i'm so sorry)

WEB CONTENT

The Walten Files

Lacey Games

Sonichu (IRONICALLY!!! Fuck Christine, I'm taking her characters for myself!)

Real-Time Fandub Games

Fun Facts About Me

My screen name was inspired by this misspelling of Adnan Januzaj.

I like making MIDI compositions! You can find some of them here! (Just so you know, I talk WAY more formally in my descriptions there.)

I enjoy making song covers in Synthesizer V 2! I've got a vast collection of voices, and I hope to keep expanding!

Tumblr Achievements

Former mutuals with @gonzobatman1, a player in the Muppet Joker saga + one post liked by @the-muppet-joker themself

Received a comment from @insanelyadd, the mastermind behind Let Papyrus Say Fuck day + had two of my contributions shared by their dedicated blog, @letpapyrussayfuckofficial

And I think that's all I want to share! I hope you enjoy your stay in the crayon box!

[jammyjazzberryjam]

You'll never find a cooler king.

(reward tier explanation sprite recreations by JJJman94 and asym)

[11onomi]

Looking at old memories

[jammyjazzberryjam]

Yee, she came!

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PRERELEASE TRIAL LETS GOOOOOO

[jammyjazzberryjam]

I'm just gonna say it.

Governments around the world would rather go through the easily preventable scenario of a child being abducted, assaulted and murdered than the inevitability of a child seeing private parts.

"Oh, how is it inevitable?" What's the first thing you see when you go to the goddamn toilet?

The internet wasn't made with children in mind, and that's something you've got to understand. It's not the internet's job to babysit children and shield them from pornography, it's the responsibility of the PARENTS to block those sites in the FIRST PLACE.

What I mean to say is that it's absolute lunacy to try and bring age verification into everything just because the parents aren't parenting. Stop ruining everything for everyone by rewarding their incompetence.

[guerrillatech]

[segamascott]

like to charge reblog to cast obviously

[jammyjazzberryjam]

As much as we're celebrating the events of yesterday, let's not forget that yet another school shooting took place at Evergreen High School in Colorado. Two people were injured (three including the suicide of the perpetrator). Let's keep the victims in our hearts for the foreseeable future, okay?

[jammyjazzberryjam]

Just dreamed about an Addams Family movie where Wednesday could control the weather and call a giant flock of birds to steal people's babies.

There was one mother who shoved a policeman's head in a plastic bag and left it in the trunk of a car. She also had a baby named Po for some reason.

Then there was a baby who was purple and was taken to an ice cave by the birds, and she'd go on to make her brother purple when they grew older.

Remember when this was meant to be an Addams Family movie?

[jammyjazzberryjam]

(TW: Arson)

It's almost that magical time of year!

(text box from the generator by Demirramon)

[prideknights]

European Citizens' Initiative

Give your support !

EVERYONE(!) I’m blazing this post because at this pace we might barely hit 1,000,000 signatures—or just fall short. PLEASE reblog this post, no matter where you are from, so we can reach as many EU citizens as possible and end this horrible practice!

[jammyjazzberryjam]

SONICHU SALVAGED

Post 6 - The Chaotic Combo

Quadruple whammy! Today, we talk about the new Chaotic Combo: Wilder Forester (Wild), Pascal Wu (Punchy), Burdine Brook (Bubbles) & Angelica Santos (Angelica), the Intrepid Tetrad!

If you're wondering where Magi-Chan is, I have a separate post about him here.

The Intrepid Tetrad. Looking at them, you wouldn't expect them to get along so well, considering how different they are in every way. But it seems fate had other ideas, given the life-changing events in Quinnchester lately. The gang is made up of four, all from differing backgrounds. - Wilder Forester, the leader of the clan, is the type of guy to give you a very specific answer to the most basic of questions; his favourite colour is mindaro and his favourite animal is the Andean mountain cat. He relishes the thrill of the unknown, and has made it his goal to explore every last nook and cranny of the town. Wilder's friends know him to be a headstrong but compassionate fellow, but deep down, he longs to have a family to share his adventures with. - Pascal Wu, real name Wu Jianfeng (武剑锋, Wǔ Jiànfēng) migrated with his family to Quinnchester from China as a baby. Fascinated with the many styles of combat in his home country, he trained in a variety of martial arts throughout his childhood and teen years, growing into a semi-popular teacher of Wing Chun. Despite his short-temper and occasional bouts of scatterbrainedness, Pascal is big-hearted and selfless, willingly the brawn of the tetrad. (also he may have gotten his nickname from Tangled) - Burdine Brook, the assigned beauty of the bunch, is a humble woman. Though she enjoys a successful career as a psychologist, she finds happiness in the simpler things in life. Her favourite activity is fishing at the creek in her little wooden boat, Swan, and selling her catches at the local market. Her gentle nature and genuine passion for her job and hobbies has earned Burdine a home in the hearts of many. But of course, she isn't as much of a pushover as her reputation would suggest... - Angelica Santos, level-headed and wise, grew up in a religious family with the goal of bringing happiness to the world, one small step at a time. She attended a surprisingly pleasant faith school, where she was taught to be strong and love unconditionally; the polar opposite of her very bigoted parents. Even then, Angelica never followed their example, and continues to fulfill her goal to this day. And yet, as incompatible as they might be with each-other, the Intrepid Tetrad have become inseparable, and will do everything in their power to protect Quinnchester.

More name meanings for ya! Forester roughly means "someone in charge of a forest". Wu comes from 武 (wǔ), which has several meanings related to warriorship, while Jianfeng could translate to "pointed edge of a sword". Brook is a surname based on the landform, and Santos is Spanish and Portuguese for saint.

Powers

It wouldn't be Sonichu if the characters didn't have powers, would it?

Sonny, like his regular counterpart, can run as fast as Sonic. He can also strike his foes with lightning.

Rosemary can summon giant flowers from the ground to trap her adversaries and buy her time while they claw their way out.

As mentioned in Magnus' post, he has clairvoyance and can cause transmutation.

Wilder is much more athletic and flexible, and can summon vines to use as grappling hooks.

Pascal's strength has increased, and he's capable of creating fire by rubbing his hands.

Burdine can control water, and uses a siren song to pacify her enemies

Angelica, obviously, can fly. She's also able to form gusts of wind by rolling her hands.

Thanks again for tuning in! If next time ever comes, we'll take a look at Silvana and what she brings to the table. As always, critiques and suggestions are very much appreciated. Auf Wiedersehen! ♡♡♡

[jammyjazzberryjam]

SONICHU SALVAGED

Post 5 - Chris Chan

Almost March, and everything's already going to crap. Will we make it out alive? Only time will tell! In the meantime, let me introduce you to Sonichu Salvaged's version of Chris Chan: Chandler Christian!

I don't know why, but I've been having a lot of trouble putting my thoughts into sentences recently. So this time around, I'm going to do a short, simple bullet point list. Hope that's okay. ☺

Also, if you're wondering why I'm portraying Chris the way I am, check out the Sub-Plot section of Post 4.

daughter of the former Quinnchester mayor (Francis Christian) and his wife (Annabella Westbrook)

dislikes homosexuality due to bullying over a very close friendship with a boy

began identifying as trans-fem as an adult, still hates the gay

inherited the mayor role from her father - no-one knows how she got it, but the leading theory is nepotism

has tried and failed to ban the gay from Quinnchester multiple times

all this because she refuses to accept her own bisexuality

spends most of her time locked in the break room doing who-knows-what, so her staff have to handle most of her duties

even though Pokémon and Sonic exist in this world, she's still dreaming of something new and exciting

envious af - the moment she sees Sonny's new form, she's like "I wanna be that too!"

still a hopeless romantic on a love quest

as mentioned in post 4, she's the centre of a subplot where Magnus guides her in self-improvement

as also mentioned in post 1, she's the target of a criminal planning a coup

Name should be obvious, it's literally Christian (Chris' dead name, Christine isn't a surname unfortunately) and Chandler reversed. Francis and Annabella come from her parents' middle names (Franklin and Anne).

"Sonichu" Species Name

I'm currently trying to come up with ideas for names for Sonny/Rosemary/Magnus' species to replace Sonichu and Rosechu. My initial idea was "Pokémen" but it sounds way too similar to Pokémon already. I also had "Hedgemen" (hedgehog + men) in mind, but it doesn't sound right.

If I can't come up with anything good, I'll probably just stick to using Sonichu and Rosechu.

Hopefully it won't be too long before I upload the next part. I'm hoping to talk about the new and improved Chaotic Combo! Anyway, thank you again for reading! As always, critiques and suggestions are very much appreciated. Adeus! ♡♡♡

[jammyjazzberryjam]

dajeong left pixy and i didn't find out until almost a month later

now i'm sad

[jammyjazzberryjam]

FUCK NOW LOLA'S LEFT TOO and she was my bias dammit 😭😭

[jammyjazzberryjam]

Looks like Rinji's left too. Honestly, knowing what we know now, I'm not surprised. Safe to assume that Pixy's quietly disbanded.

[nudityandnerdery]

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

[nudityandnerdery]

Thanks to whoever tried, but I knew they'd never allow it.

[library-graffiti]

Let's do it the old fashioned way. Spread it far and wide.

[jammyjazzberryjam]

SONICHU SALVAGED

Post 4 - Magi-Chan

Hear me out here. Magi-Chan always gave me the vibe of "if this guy was a humanoid in a cartoon, he'd probably be attractive", so that's what I based the design around. Might have gone a little overboard, but... I am very gay.

Anyway, let's talk about Magnus Shan, shall we?

Who would you call the most mysterious person in the world? John Zegrus? Tara Gilesbie? Jack the Ripper? To that, I answer; none of them compare to Magnus Shan. A creature born in a distant future, where xenophobia ran rampant. He was considered a freak of nature, being the only one of his kind, and his life would be taken at the tender age of two. Elsewhere in the past, a powerful guardian aims to fulfil a prophecy that would allow Magnus' species to thrive. Entrusting the help of one Silver the Hedgehog, he brought Magnus to the past and raised him as his own. The infant grew up with powers bestowed upon him by his new father; not only clairvoyance, but the ability to cause transmutation. Analytical, reserved and calm under pressure, Magnus waits in the shadows until after the fateful collision to make himself known to humankind. His aim is to guide Sonny and Rosemary through their new lives, and solely that - unless a certain pathetic mayor comes knocking.

I couldn't find a good surname for Magnus this time round, so I gave him one that sounds like Chan. But then I looked up the etymology, and Shan comes from the Chinese character 單 (shàn/dān), meaning solitary. This reminds me of Magi-Chan's canonical childhood, raised in seclusion by a mentor he never met face-to-face.

And just to confirm, Mewtwo is not Magnus' mentor here.

Sub-Plot

Now, we get to the subplot. This is certainly going to be a questionable choice, but this is the price I pay for wanting to stray from the path.

Magnus is going to assist the character based on Christine in a journey to betterment. Consider this the good ending Chris could've had if she got the help she needs. Something like a road to redemption.

Because getting worked up about changes in kid's TV and hitting a game store owner with a car because you got banned certainly aren't well-adjusted adult things to do. Much less the... mother scenario.

So here's the plan. Chris' character almost commits a crime reminiscent of a real life incident. Magnus forces Chris out of it, and ensures that she learns from it. Over time, Chris grows as a person, allowing herself to become the mayor that Quinnchester's townsfolk deserve.

I've got much more to discuss regarding Christine, but let's save that for post 5, shall we? Thanks again for tuning in! As always, critiques and suggestions are very much appreciated. Adiós! ♡♡♡

[kyri45]

Hello dear!

Sorry for bothering you, but it's important to remind you to turn off your asks for a few days! Bad things are going to happen on Tumblr soon...

Don t know anything about this but BETTER BE SAFE EVERYBODY!!!!!!

[c0zykittin]

‼️Please turn off your asks guys. Bad stuff is about to happen‼️