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One of life’s little subtleties I didn’t learn about until middle age: “I’m sorry you have to do this” is not a good substitute for “thank you for doing this.”

neverwonderneverremember

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

heylabodega

Toddlers

Never knew what a privilege it was to put my phone on DND every night until that privilege was gone.

#being an emergency contact is not my vibe #I should have been meaner with fewer friends

narcissene

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

ONCE AGAIN, CAN MEN HEAR. Can men hear all the noises they make. Why are they so NOISY. Be QUIETTTTTT

#I was just trapped in a hospital room with a man for ten days #I am now trapped back in the office with multiple men for 7.5 more work days #save me #or I guess save them cause I grow ever close to multiple homicides

berryinnit

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

2colde

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

I’m temporarily marooned in Saskatoon, SK, cause my emergency contact had an emergency. I, being a coastal elite, do not spend much time in the middle of the continent for any reason. It is true what they say about the people, everyone here is so friendly? Just the nicest? Lovely? But I do need every single stranger to stop talking to me. Please. Where I come from, politeness is minding your own business, no eye contact, no smile, no chit chat about the weather, no asking questions to a stranger while we’re riding four floors together in an elevator. At a hospital. Please.

#I have been asked every single day if I work at this hospital #it is because I do not look visibly addicted to substances #and I also don’t look rich #staff is a reasonable conclusion

Life hack: put dry eye ointment in your eyes as soon as you get to work. You can’t see much for like 20 minutes but your eyes will no longer feel like a dirty sandbox.

There’s something wonderful about the late light in June. It’s an integral part of summer, that where I live it stays light out until 10 pm. Imagine my dismay when I discovered that in “summery” climes like Southern California or Hawaii that the sun sets before dinner every day, and just kind of falls straight down with little fanfare. What do you mean, they don’t know that summer is actually sitting on the beach watching the sun head towards the sea for an hour? That any cloud gets painted orange and pink and purple and blue slow enough to appreciate? In many ways, my latitude is the April 25th of latitudes: not dark too early, not light too late, what you can get is a perfect night’s sleep year-round.

dogpuppy

tastylemonbread

daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.

thatnoulguyorsomething

I genuinely cannot tell if this is supposed to be a horny post or House of Leaves inspo. Great job, op.

tastylemonbread

secret third option actually. now, don't have me break this thing down for nothing

#loadbearing millennial culture

I’ve been insecure about taking too long to do work tasks for many years—I am quite careful and deliberate, especially when learning new skills, and I always feel like people are waiting on me. Yesterday I got hired onto a show explicitly because someone else is too slow and they need someone faster.

#feels great to be able to lay that burden down #as with all insecurities it will only go away if I receive unsolicited confirmation of my excellence

Nobody warned me that almost every single day of adulthood I would be contacted by someone with whom I do not want any contact. If it’s not a spam email, then it’s a spam call. If it’s not a text from a former coworker determined to keep the relationship alive in hopes I will get them future employment, then it’s constant mailouts from my MLA. If it’s not junk mail about towers being debated about in my neighbourhood, it’s emails from former clients in which they refuse to specify compensation for a longer contract they want me to accept. If it’s not weirdly invasive emails from investment management platforms, it’s my neighbour lying in wait outside to ambush me for small talk when I’m just trying to take out the recycling. If it’s not in memoriam notices from the film union, it’s reply-all emails from one neighbour to the whole building requesting a new parking fob.

#leave me out of it #it’s enough to turn off the internet and go live in the woods

It’s totally normal to cry about the moon as much as I have in the past few days, right?

#Artemis II #finally a woman got to go hi to the moon at close range and everyone knows the moon belongs to us so that feels right and good

holdoncallfailed

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

Who shows up 45 minutes early to a marketplace pickup appointment

#what if I wasn’t home?#what if I wasn’t looking at my phone?#what if I was working or in a meeting?#what if I was a shift worker and was still asleep?#what if any number of scenarios?

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