jane doe monster

hi

[warau-salesman]

[warau-salesman]

[duncanhazdonutgutzzallover]

I made a couple of Muffins related banners, free to used ^^

[bakuynedayi]

🎮👾🌌𝙂𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙀🌌👾🎮 𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙩

[iwillbitenotongue]

knew from a young age that i was weird and unfixable

[01-heaven]

stamps for the weird coquette girls

[beastgoddk]

Uploaded another attribution free photo pack to my itch page. Please enjoy: https://lunaticker.itch.io/free-photo-pack-3

[st4-bby]

rewatched these movies the past couple days (and am heavily considering rewatching the tv show). wanted to draw this fuzzy freak again

[elumarin]

Various renders I've done of this awful guy I love <3

(Second pose inspired by this art!)

[blueboxbeagle]

By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest

[fuckyeahdwarffortress]

A handy guide for your Jewellers and Gem Cutters.

I accept payment in trillion-cut black diamonds.

Chop chop.

[writing-prompt-s]

Useful!

[greelin]

well first of all i’m a freak pervert. So always keep that in mind

[wizardarchetypes]

went to my best friend’s house last night and saw a little plushie dog and plushie cat that had been sewn together down the middle into a two-headed chimera. I said, “did you do that?” she said, “yes, I saved them.”

turns out at her old job when the last two plushies hadn’t sold and became deadstock, her boss told her to cut them up and throw them out. so she cut them each in half, preserved their heads, and then rebuilt them together.

cannot stop thinking about the way these little plushies were approached with the instinct of a Vampire or some sort of ancient god. “Let me save you [turn you into a monster].”

[cipheramnesia]

The fact that the beheading was at the order of a superior, and the solution was to create some sort of monster of disobediance to the letter of the law instead of just lying and saving them adds a certain mythological resonance.

[nealsbian]

i'm making a collection

[cannibalcircus]

[tvrded]

[dozydawn]

daniel mindiola

[huffylemon]

[todaysbird]

fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

[todaysbird]

despite never being reprimanded for getting sick if my dog throws up she will ‘tattle’ on herself and run over to me, show me the throw up, then hide and start shaking uncontrollably. nobody taught her to do this. she has decided that throwing up is a punishable offense until the end of time

[ajarofpickledtears]

[todaysbird]

my dog has decided that it’s solely on her shoulders to ensure there is peace in my house…if the cats fight she stands between them to ‘break it up’ and/or herds them away, if my rats have an argument she goes to the cage door and barks until they stop. not sure why she has decided she must carry the weight of the world but she has

[fauxcoral]