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ycthecat

Erica Slaughter (Something Is Killing the Children)

feldfrog

I can’t imagine a hyper cube, but luckily I can just hyper imagine a regular cube

dogpuppy

saa-applejack

remember never to reduce a girl with big boobs to a sexual object unless said girl is me and you're also a girl

fweens-clone

y’know i’m starting to think this account isnt run by the real applejack.

saa-applejack

blasphemy

madame-helen

nycswebhead

hello yes i am spiderman please give me a one thousand dollars in gift cards right now

nycswebhead

"thwip thwip"

nycswebhead

^^ my famous catchphrase

nycswebhead

i havent been hacked or anything i just really need some money

nycswebhead

id like to finally put the debate to rest and say officially, ONCE AND FOR ALL, there is no hyphen in spiderman. its one word, guys. one word

nycswebhead

"oh spiderman wheres the hyphen" "oh i cant believe you forgot the hyphen" "hyphen hyphen hyphen hyphen" SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT UP I CANT STAND IT!!!! this was literally the first thing i posted on this blog there is no hyphen maybe in some other universes theres a hyphen but in my universe THERES NO HYPHEN

nycswebhead

sorry. i lost control there and im sorry for lashing out. however if one more person asks me about the hyphen ill beat the shit out of you spiderman style

little-mushroon

Last year I designed a vinyl gatefold of a fictional Twilight Force best of album. ^^

The inside not only has a cute (and way too small xD) popup, you can also use it as a battlemap for playing pen and paper. <3

feldfrog

It makes sense that dog organs can’t be used inside people, because their organs are weird and no good. But in my opinion, our organs should work inside them, because our kidneys and livers and stuff are straight up normal as hell and good

feldfrog

Yeah, I’d go down on a horse girl. I used to eat glue

novarex

Menzoberranzan by Sean Vo

nflstreet

the-august-one

I love this website.

hungwy

Does anyone have they boiled the uncles it was a meaningless ritual PLEAZE

creepycrag

pangur-and-grim

stop showing it to me

ceruleanheaven

doomdos

pandyssian-deactivated20210112

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

dameofspace

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

heyaeya

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

thevvinterbeard

OH MY GOD

syristones-deactivated20131109

I will never not laugh at this.

commanderchrist-deactivated2017

I had this friend who used to brag to us all the time that he could catch his cum in his mouth without fail every time he masturbated. He actually wrote down how many times he successfully did it. 327. I’ll never forget that number. And every day at school, he would talk about this. It was always during lunch my sophomore year of high school, too..so it was extremely unnecessary. He used to always try to demonstrate his techniques with packets of mayonnaise but we’d always threaten to move tables so he’d stop. He was really one of those people who needed attention constantly. Aside from those times at lunch, he was a completely normal dude. Like…even after class we’d ask him about that stuff and be like “dude, what was with that cum stuff at lunch,” and he’d always look at us like we were crazy and say “what the hell are you talking about?” I’ll never forget that classmate. His great personality will always be remember but his perplexing obsession with catching his own ejaculate in his mouth will live on forever at my previous high school. He was a one of a kind guy. His name was Norman Reedus.