Hey You, Yes You

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[aangusmcdonald]

d&d spells as memes. i’ll start

power word kill

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heroes’ feast

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Mirror image

[lichfucker]

dissonant whispers

[neonprotagonist]

counterspell

[ethantherenegade]

Vicious Mockery

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Charm Person

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magic missile

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@tomthefanboy

[tomthefanboy]

Summon Elemental (Earth)

[tomthefanboy]

Delayed Blast Fireball

[tomthefanboy]

Polymorph Other

[siderealsandman]

Psychic Scream

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Astral Projection

[ravsy-deactivated20200220]

This is my fav post.

[bubonickitten]

Zone of Truth

[evans-closet-kingdom]

Intense Perception Check

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[saga]

[tagurself]

what the fuck did I just watch

[alcoholicanarchist]

this is what having psychosis is like

[ghost-oakes-deactivated20181221]

This is what having a manic episode feels like

[pikipek-archive]

this is also what happens when you forgot if you took your adderall and take a second one

[jannrs]

Tag Game

Tagged by @run-escape-three thanks dear Rules: tag 20 blogs I’d like to know better
Nicknames: Jan, Aebi, Houzhacker Sepp ( they're all swiss so dw )
Zodiac: Scorpio!
Height: 1m81cm
Last Thing You Googled: something about economy (as i'm in my finals rn)
Favorite Music Artist: Pretty hard to tell.. Song Stuck In Your Head?: Do I wanna know - Arctic Monkeys
Last Movie You Watched: Pulp fiction
What Are You Wearing Right Now?: a suit( i'm at work okay!? )
What Do You Post?: basically nothing as i will just return back to rs in summer
Why Did You Choose Your URL?: What do you think?
Do You Have Any Other Blogs: No.
What Did Your Past Relationship Teach You?: trust is good, control is better
Religious or Spiritual?: A bit
Favorite Color: Green
Average Hours of Sleep: about 5-6 
Lucky Number: 6 
Favorite Character: Can't really tell
How Many Blankets You Sleep With: 1
Dream Job: Working in a bank ( i already am but i wanne be higher ) Anyone who wants to do it, do it ! @runescapeconfessions @runescapegf @rsmikey and so on

[yoncegay-deactivated20161122]

50 notes and i’ll throw his backpack in the dumpster

[yoncegay-deactivated20161122]

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

reblog to honor this persons sacrifice 

[rodrigoseaburre-deactivated2018]

[weakandgay]

wow i really wanna get crunk

[thepastelprince]

This is important

[kohl-yis]

I want a zombie

[professordiggsy]

@astraeavixen Reblogging for future use.

[jannrs]

Guide to Self Harm Prevention

Please be careful if you are triggered easily There are a few different ways to prevent self harm and substitute it. I'm going to list a few things you can do first to prevent, then to replace. Prevent: •If you are able to throw away the item you use to self harm, do it. •If you can't do that, then either put it somewhere in which you would have to go by family or friends to get to it or give to a friend so you cannot use it unless you actually need it •For example, say you use a shaving razor. And you have a friend hold onto it. When you actually NEED to shave you show them you need to and they'll give it to you and you'll use it as soon as possible and return it as soon as possible. •When you want to self harm stay away from the rooms you usually self harm in. If it's in a bathroom or bedroom, go to another room. Specific rooms sometimes carry feelings and make you more likely to do it. So if you want to self harm stay away from the bathroom you used until the feeling passes. Never go in there. •Take walks or go outside and break something. Fresh air can clear the head. Even if it's raining you should try to go out. Throw rocks, break sticks, jog around the neighborhood, anything to keep you outside as long as possible until the feeling passes. •By extent, carry things like glowsticks. Glowsticks can be cracked and make noises when you bend them and are a pseudo way of stick breaking if that's what helps, plus you can carry them in pockets or backpacks or purses, and have them on hand whenever you need. Alternatives: •Buy red sharpies or pens. Instead of self harming, draw in red lines where you self harm. Watching it sometimes eases the desire. If you're really into it, draw fake blood. •ice cubes. Press them to the spots you self harm. The cold sometimes makes you feel like you're self harming and tricks your head. •Write. Writing is an essential alternative. Some people don't know how to describe how they feel with words. Basically just write anything and everything in your head. It doesn't have to make any sense. Like if you look at it later and don't understand what is written that's okay. That's the point sometimes, too. •If you write, make a burning or garbage ceremony when you have a lot of papers or the notebook is full. Burn or throw away the darn thing and remind yourself that these were so many bad feelings, and you're letting go. •Have a specific friend you can call when you want to self harm. Someone who is comfortable and capable of helping you. Having a person talk through your feelings with you, someone who can ground you with love, and someone you can remind yourself "I won't hurt myself for their sake" can be really really really helpful. Lastly, talk to a professional if you can. If you have a school counselor or someone you can tell them you have history of self harm, they probably have even more ways to prevent it. It's important you get the help you need. If you're in counseling or therapy and you haven't told them yet, I beg you to make sure you do, and soon. You need to be safe, surviving, and sustaining. And self harm prevents the three S's from happening in your life.

[taekenbysurprise]

Cat ownership in a nutshell.

[jannrs]

Chat with people who really care about you!

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[true------thrush]

I have watched this at least 15 times since I reblogged this several hours ago

[true------thrush]

it has been several weeks and I probably have watched this easily 100 times

[harpomarxs]

• Use the hand you write with.

• Make a fist with your thumb outside, not tucked inside. If it’s tucked inside your fist, when you punch someone, you might break your thumb. The thumb goes across your fingers, not on the side.

• Don’t be like in the movies—don’t aim for the face. Face punches don’t usually stop people, and you can miss when they duck their head or break your hand on their jaw. If you want to get away quickly, or end a fight, aim for the chest, or the ribs. If you really want to do some damage, e.g., you’re being attacked, aim for the throat, which will make it hard for your attacker to breathe for a hot minute.

• When you punch, you want to aim and hit with your first two knuckles. Not the flats of your fingers, and not your ring or pinky knuckles, which can break more easily. You can use your weight, if you’re on your feet, to add wallop, and spring into a punch with your feet and torso.

[asinheavenasinhell-deactivated2]

Useful information, esp. if you haven’t taken self defense.

[fatallyblonde]

I reblogged this once before to add this and I’ll do it again…

keep your wrist straight.

You can also risk breaking your wrist if you allow it to bend.  I actually can’t believe this isn’t in there.

[fullofbeansandspunk]

Other good pointers:

if your attacker is male, go for his junk - especially if he’s wearing loose pants. There’s no sportsmanship when it comes to assault so fuck them balls UP

punching pretty much ANYWHERE in the face is going to actually hurt you a LOT (just think - you’re punching your bones into their bones and ow). If you’re going for the face, my suggestion is to strick upwards with your palm.

see that meaty portion highlighted in red? There’s a lot of muscle and fat right there which makes it excellent for striking. Hold your hand as shown and aim for the nose or chin (though I’ve been told in extreme circumstances, doing this to the nose can be fatal but I’ve never really heard if this is true or not) and just aim upwards

other delicate areas: 

the shin (hurts like a bitch if you kick it right - also, you can hit this spot if you’re being held in a choke-hold and if your attacker has to move in order to stop you from kicking him, he’ll have to angle his body so as to expose his stomach and crotch to the wild spastic jabbings of your elbows)

the solar plexus (either jab while holding your hand in a sort of spear position or use your elbows - unless you’re super strong, your punch probably won’t wind your attacker. Your elbow or a spear hand will, however)

Originally in (most) martial arts, you hit the solar plexus because it supposedly contained an important chakra. Now we know that it actually also contains like a bunch of necessary organs that are exposed just below your ribs and is also (roughly) where your diaphragm lives so getting punched there is not pleasant.

the clavicle (from experience, getting hit in your clavicle HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. If you strike downwards with your knuckles, the person might just cry. Like I did.)

the ear (this is probably the best place to punch besides the throat. It’s all cartilage so it probably won’t hurt you all that much and most people will be like “DUDE YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE EAR WHAT THE HELL”)

the kidneys (this is harder to hit without training but if you somehow get your attacker’s back to face you, try to hit’em in the kidneys. Again, from experience, this FUCKING HURTS. You can’t really hit the kidneys from the front with any effect but from the back it is super painful)

if you’re held in a choke-hold, try turning your head so the forearm isn’t pressed into your throat. If you can position yourself right, you can sort of force your chin into the crook of the elbow, making you able to still receive (limited) oxygen and provide time for you to kick some shins or elbow some spleens and shit

[nautilidi-deactivated20130605]

-Also, remember that a guy’s junk is not an off-button. Don’t think that you can rely on a swift kick to the balls to immediately incapacitate him in an emergency. Adrenaline and anger can keep somebody going for a long time even through extreme pain, and if you expect to end a fight with a single groin-attack you might be caught off-guard when he doesn’t drop. Certainly go for it if you get the chance, but keep hitting him until the fight is over.

-Draw blood if you can, especially if you can draw it from the face or the eyes. Blood in the eyes is not just a good way to impair your attacker’s vision, it’s also a really good way to freak them out and let them know that they might be getting more than they bargained for by picking a fight with you.

-Elbows and knees are really powerful weapons. Elbows are very sharp and very strong and if you are in close-range they are often more effective than trying to throw a punch. 

-Yelling and shouting makes you scary. 

[ramblinprose]

Nothing much to add to this, it’s pretty much all there. So. Reblog. Oh, also, it’s really easy to break a nose - go for the eyes too. All it takes to avoid a shot to the throat is tucking your chin. Also, that part about the ear - don’t punch. An open hand over the ear hurts a lot.

[theawesomeadventurer]

Tumblr teaching me how to fuck a bitch up

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

Also if you fuck up their face it’ll be easier for police to identify the attacker.

If someone gets you from behind and you cant punch them, go for the underside of the upper-arm. A bad pinch there is legit so painful because that skin is super sensitive. Also this cant be stressed enough, if the attacker is a guy then fucking rip his junk off.

[milkfond]

When throwing a punch:

[thechronicleofshe]

How To Get A Job Fast As Hell

 @owenabbott​ 

Apply to a  job, wait (1) day, then call.  Give them your first and last name. Tell them you submitted an application and that you’re very motivated to find [Enter field name] work. Let the conversation lead you wherever it takes. Be very polite. Say” thank you for your time, I’ll be looking forward to hearing back from you.” Rinse, repeat. This is to force them to be looking out for your application. 

 When you get to the interview, shake their hand firmly,  tell them your first and last name.  

Describe your experiences  as “ two years transcription and data entry” if you have a desk job interview and “ [however many years]  costumer service, retail and stock” for your retail jobs.  

Don’t use job “ buzz words” I stg they hear them all day. Say  things like, “ I’m detail oriented and am very good at taking instruction.”  “ I would like to work for a company with integrity and I feel that [ company name] would be a good fit”

When they ask you if you have “reliable transportation” say  YES. don’t tell them what kind of transportation, just say yes. (if you don’t do this, you wont get the job , I’m telling you right now). 

Research the company. Know what they do, why they do it, how OLD the company is. WHERE it was founded, and what kind of position you’re intending to apply for.

When they ask you “ give us a situation where you had to blah blah blah” Make one the fuck up. Make yourself sound good as hell, and like you put your company’s needs slightly above the customer’s needs, but make the customer happy. 

If they ask you about being outgoing, Say you “like to focus on your work so you can concentrate on doing things right” (which buys you out of having to act friendly all the time)

Questions for after the interview:

1.  Does this position offer upward mobility?

2. Do you enjoy working for the company? (if you’re not interviewing for a temp agency who will send you anywhere)

 Then, shake their hand,  Ask them to repeat their name (REMEMBER THIS) say thank you for your time, wish them a nice day and leave. write their name down outside if you have to, just remember the fuck out of it. 

AFTER your interview, send a card directed to the name of the person who interviewed you (I’ll give you them) that says “Thank you for the interview, I appreciate the opportunity. have a great day” This shows  that you have an understanding of professionalism, and will have them thinking of you kindly (or at least remembering you) when they’re shuffling through the choices. 

DO NOT tell them you just moved to the city over the phone.  In person, tell them you just moved to the city. Make it sound like the only reason you need a job is because you moved. Not because you’re desperate. 

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 The titles of each section are key words you can use to search for jobs on Snagajob.com  and Simplyhired.

Data Entry:

http://citystaffing.com/job/data-entry-specialistsmailroom-clerk/?utm_source=Indeed&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Indeed

https://www.roberthalf.com/officeteam/job-search/chicago-il/data-entry-clerks-needed/43517752?codes=IND

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/data-entry-specialists-job/chicago-transit-authority/jepfivkhjk?cid=udsowkxtausyzitcfeecaeuzoxkltmbl

https://jobs-theprivatebank.icims.com/jobs/3435/temporary—data-entry/job?mode=job&iis=SimplyHired&iisn=SimplyHired&utm_source=simplyhired&utm_medium=jobclick&mobile=false&width=792&height=500&bga=true&needsRedirect=false&jan1offset=-360&jun1offset=-300

 Front Desk:

http://localjobs.joblur.com/jobapplication2/?jobid=99957&subaffid=300006&JobType=Food%20/%20Bev%20/%20Hosp&ix=1&c1=99957

https://jobs.ajg.com/job/-/-/109/1256110?apstr=%26src%3DJB-10280

https://pepper.hiretouch.com/job-search/job-details?jobID=32066&job=receptionist

http://accesscommunityhealth.hodesiq.com/jobs/default.aspx?JobID=5203566 (this one is close to the place you rented.)

http://ihg.taleo.net/careersection/all/jobdetail.ftl?job=R113601&lang=en&media_id=24863&src=Indeed&src=JB-10920

https://covalentcareers.com/employer/listing/86450f8517588197c9b04f5068ed4300/detail/?apply=1&ref=indeed&v=30&utm_source=indeed&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=indeed_optical

http://www.careerbuilder.com/jobseeker/jobs/jobdetails.aspx?APath=2.21.0.0.0&job_did=JHN0KY6823WBWZX21VM&showNewJDP=yes&IPath=JRKV0F

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/front-desk-receptionist-customer-service-sales-job/rosin-optical-co-inc/qaeoquzgdi?cid=ivdnhijkmxchdanahwfoupazcwisfnxt

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/receptionist-front-desk-job/all-us-jobs/fonj7wmldf?cid=trhyvmfcsgjltxkjxkemyinsjveewfjp

Other jobs you don’t need a degree for that aren’t retail:

Dental hygenist ( yeah, seriously, who knew!) They also make about 40,000 a year)

Stenographer-Court Reporter

Surveyer ( you need a certificate for this, but its something you can get while working a temporary job and doing this on the side. Also, they make like $55,000 a year sooooooo) https://sjobs.brassring.com/TGWEbHost/jobdetails.aspx?jobId=1406428&PartnerId=16023&SiteId=5118&codes=IND

Real Estate Broker

Purchasing agents, except wholesale, retail, and farm products ( basically you arrange to buy large things) they make like 60K

Claims adjuster 

Loan Officer

Subway driver (trains) they make like 60K,

Duct Cleaner: http://jobview.monster.com/Duct-Cleaners-950-00-Weekly-Entry-Level-Flexible-Hours-Call-to-Apply-Job-Chicago-IL-US-161970321.aspx?intcid=re

[theherunoirnetwork]

I knew this but I’m reblogging cause someone might not know

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

I’m saving this.

[same-2-same]

This helped me get a job

[cosmic-noir]

Reblogging again for everyone!

[orchardsimian]

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