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remember when percy jackson turned down becoming a god in favor of making the gods claim their children before they turn 13?? percy is camp half-blood’s union representative

harpersstupidmind

Zeus: yeah we can give you literally anything you want

Percy: Really? Then pay your fucking child support

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Nightmare blunt rotation

same energy

How dare you. The animation for Shrek at the time was INSANE.

norwayspruce

I feel like what people who were born after Shrek always miss is that it was actually a huge unironic cultural sensation. The minions want what Shrek had. The mcu sits awake at night cursing lord farquaad because they could never have a villain as well written as him

an-apocalypse-of-magpies

Shrek was a revolution for 3D CG animation.

Compare human figures in Toy Story (1995)

Toy Story 2 (1999)

Monsters Inc. (2001)

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001)

and Shrek (2001)

Even Shrek himself counts

Look at that detail - Shrek and Farquaad have subtle stubble, Shrek has liver spots on his scalp, characters have pores on their skin, Shrek’s ears here even have a subtle transparency like real skin and cartilage. His linen tunic has scruffy and rough edges and lint bobbing on the shoulders. Shrek doesn’t just represent a step forward, it represented a BIG jump. Look back at the early 3D Pixar films and you’ll see a progression in what 3D software could effectively render - first plastic toys, then chitinous insects, then scaly or leathery monsters with an enterprising look into the astoundingly complicated field of hair and fur. Shrek is a joke now, but it revolutionised the field of animation. Shrek finally prompted the Academy to add an Award for Best Animated Feature; after Beauty and the Beast lost Best Picture a few years before, Shrek was the point they could no longer dismiss the art and effort that go into animated films.

It also killed interest in 2D animation in the west but that’s none of my business

mrmeriwether

Never forget that they had to tone down the detail on Fiona’s hair because it looked TOO realistic to the point it was distracting.

telltaletypist

one-time-i-dreamt

Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.

jerryterry

Get horny damn you

Wh….

What?

chongoblog

Me, a zoologist, to the last two living pandas

browsedankmemes

bamboo-muse

This is the complete opposite to all the crazy bridezilla Facebook posts from last year

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catchymemes

Jim’s fancy bed making

tiefling-enjoyer

jim you absolute fucking madman

dopeeeeeeshxt

Nyakim Gatwech at the 2018 Emmys

Designer: laviebyck

hamyilton

is this hamilton

midvalkyrie

On the 50th Anniversary of Scooby-Doo let us celebrate the musical group of goddesses known as the Hex Girls (x)

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sandandglass

lavenderfables

Plants are just like… Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There’s not enough drainage. I don’t like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe with this soil.