Geben sie zu nie auf

Personal blog, not an RP blog. multi fandom, 32 he/him. No longer Pre T (10/11/17)

[raeiyyn]

[yelling at the club to someone i met ten minutes ago] do you think im a burden be honest

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[saltedume]

[woodrider]

Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

[woodrider]

I don't know

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[hotvampireadjacent]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[ilynpilled]

jensen ackles doing so much in that hanging himself gif he shouldve been a mime instead of the world’s first omega

[ilynpilled]

[androreblogs]

[i-am-the-oyster]

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[adamsmasher]

WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

[rouge-the-bat]

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

[tax--payer]

well it seems like she lemon on my pig till im hog

[tax--payer]

somethibg bad happen

[tax--payer]

uh oh

[tax--payer]

she seems to be having a wonderful time

[tax--payer]

ohhhh hog is not well

[tax--payer]

shes shrinking

[tax--payer]

she strives on due to my motherly love and care ^_^

[tax--payer]

she got lost but i found her on a shelf

[tax--payer]

she perseveres through the seasons

[tax--payer]

sealed her for transport so she can be witnessed by my two friends when i visit them

[tax--payer]

i took her to see my friends and only tripped and ate shit and hit my head on the pavement once ^_^

[tax--payer]

i finally took her out after 4 hog nightmares and 10 days and when i unsealed the jar a visible cloud puffed out and i feel unwell now ^_^

[tax--payer]

my cute pig has remained in her stasis jar for the last 4 months and only has been visibly wet several times ^_^

[tax--payer]

she still persists, almost 1 and a half years old now. soon i will have the funding to encase her in resin ^_^

[tax--payer]

my awesome stupid as fuck daughter gains power each baleful day

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[barrysbae]

[kosmogrl]