The Ultimate Jesterform

I'm h're to playeth games and maketh japes and if 't be true anyone asks i forsooth piss'd on eggman's jointress. Any pronouns

[japes-and-tomfoolery]

You WILL laugh... or else

Jester shadow. I have no idea how this happened. (context: this used to be a maria sideblog so if you see maria things. i'm maria too. yeah that's me. jester shadow is actually maria /joke)

This is a ROLEPLAY BLOG so do not expect any serious business from me. I plan to keep things civil.

I will occasionally draw answers if I feel like it.

SOME RULES:

No NSFW (Although non-photographic blood and gore is fine)

Respect is earned. If you're rude, I'll be rude right back at you.

No hate speech! I will not tolerate anyone being discriminatory to anyone because of their culture, place of birth, race, gender, sexuality, etcetera.

Language asks are welcome. I know Russian and French well enough to hold a conversation, and some German. Other languages will be DeepL translated at our own risk.

That is all for now. I'll update the rules if necessary.

*eats your ice cream*

goodbye

[itz-pandora]

would you ever consider a blazamy fankid (i cant remember if you have one)? not canon to ur fankid au but i always liked blaze and amy's color combos

Made this girl 11 months ago as an adopt that never sold lmao. Maybe I'll redesign her and try to sell her again idk

[doughkazoo]

inspired by this tweet

[hanibananeez]

was an assignment

[askthehedgehogs]

*Teleports Arthurr, Lance and Galahad in front of the re-newlyweds*

Arthur: What in the- Lance. Are you... are you seeing what I'm seeing..? Is that- Gaia.. it's Shadow..

Lance: Why. Why is there another me? And why does he look like me when I was younger? Sire I- oh, I'm sorry my love..

Galahad: Father, how did we get here?

Lance: Right. Yes. Hello, other- me? Do you mind telling us where we are, who exactly you are and what we might be doing here? I don't think Arthur is up to talk much. Give him his space.

@theblacklance

*Sonic and Shadow barely react to the intrusion at first. They're used to this. They've seen weirder. But then Sonic stands, staring at the trio.*

Sonic: L... Lance? Alot? Lancelot???

*Shadow glances briefly at the Silver lookalike*

Shadow: Sonic. Is that... Your Lancelot? And... You? From the future?

Sonic: No. No, that's not me. Wait, did you say father?!

[askthehedgehogs]

Arthur: Wiser is an overstatement, I'm still a teenager deep down somewhere.

Lance: I used to cook for Galahad when he was growing up, occasionally when I have time I like to cook or once in a blue moon, bake. I'm not reliant on anyone. It's a good skill to have. And when on a.. "q word" you need to cook for yourself. Carrying meals takes up space.

---

Sonic: Heh. Same here, I think. But maybe that's not a bad thing.

Shadow: Right. You have a kid...

*Shadow purses his lips. Lancelot has won there.*

Shadow: My cooking is appreciated here. Q-word? ... I can think of a few, but I'm not sure any of them are the one you're referring to.

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

What happened to your pfp where is everyone and wHY IS IT OFF CENTER OH MY GOD I HATE IT

THEY DONT REMEMBER THEY DONT REMEMBER THE WAR THAT WAS FOUGHT OVER THIS PROFILE PIC THEY DONT REMEMBER THE ASKS THAT WERE SENT THE THREATS THEY DONT REMEMBER

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Lmao no I don't I think I only joined Tumblr after Noah became a mod

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

I FEEL OLD

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Damn that sucks

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

*sobs into floor*

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

you get to like 7k followers and fire one (1) rent lowering gunshot,,,, beautiful

Perfect way of putting it

For a new 10 followers I bring out the fire crackers (be nice to people)

For a new 50 I bring out the sledge hammer (Pro choice, anti terf, fuck if I give a shit)

For a new 100 I bring out the atomic bomb (OP is pro ship, as pro ship = anti harassment/anti censorship of fandom, not pro incest FFS)

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

-1

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

+3 FUCK ME

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

+2 STOP

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

you get to like 7k followers and fire one (1) rent lowering gunshot,,,, beautiful

Perfect way of putting it

For a new 10 followers I bring out the fire crackers (be nice to people)

For a new 50 I bring out the sledge hammer (Pro choice, anti terf, fuck if I give a shit)

For a new 100 I bring out the atomic bomb (OP is pro ship, as pro ship = anti harassment/anti censorship of fandom, not pro incest FFS)

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

-1

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

+3 FUCK ME

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

+2 STOP

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

THIS WAS NOT AN INVITATION TO CONTINUE THIS TOMFOOLERY

[twink-silver]

Hey silver do you want us to come get you?

i wanna find my mommy though..

[japes-and-tomfoolery]

We can find your mom together!

[twink-silver]

But I wanna be able to find mommy myself! My mommy is always able to finds me without any help and I wanna be like mommy!

[japes-and-tomfoolery]

hey it's ok! maybe your mommy just needs help finding you his time!

[japes-and-tomfoolery]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh being bedridden all day sucks who's with me

[twink-silver]

Hey silver do you want us to come get you?

i wanna find my mommy though..

[japes-and-tomfoolery]

We can find your mom together!

[japes-and-tomfoolery]

Wow I'm having such a nice day. I haven't been on earth in years!

So glad that I have my little buddy with me. Little buddy says hi

[twink-sonic]

Hey, have you seen a little guy?

About yea high, red stripes, jet boots-

Actually yeah let me go get him-

*dumb founded about whos infront of her before running over back to were shadow is and pick both @twink-shadow and @twink-silver before running back*

Here ya go

[twink-shadow]

@butch-silver my mom? Nooooo I don't have a mom, silly! Just a granpa!

*gets put down in front of @femme-maria*

*gasp*

MAWIA

*tackle*

[japes-and-tomfoolery]

*snirk* SHADOW! AGH-

I missed you too- teeheehee

[butch-silver]

I think I’ve seen you before? No, but- you really look like a statue I saw! You’re really pretty!

[japes-and-tomfoolery]

Wow! Thank you! You're also very pretty.

I'm sure you'll grow up to be an upstanding citizen!

[twink-silver]

*ts simply looks at maria and shadow from the distance before walking away from the group*

[japes-and-tomfoolery]

*maria glances in twink silver's direction, taking note of the little one leaving*

Should someone be watching him?

[twink-silver]

*runs*

[japes-and-tomfoolery]

Woah- Killing someone? That won't do!

*starts running after twink silver*

Hey! Hey, you! Why don't you join us! I have another tuna sandwich for you!

[twink-silver]

*runs*

I'm going to find my mommy

[japes-and-tomfoolery]

@twink-shadow get over here I think we have an emergency on our hands

[japes-and-tomfoolery]

I know what you are

Shhhhhhhh we keep secrets here on the Maria channel- oh NO I'M BLEEDING OUT OF MY FACE

(mid writing this I put my hand on my cheek and pulled it away and just. blood. how)

[twink-sonic]

Hey, have you seen a little guy?

About yea high, red stripes, jet boots-

Actually yeah let me go get him-

*dumb founded about whos infront of her before running over back to were shadow is and pick both @twink-shadow and @twink-silver before running back*

Here ya go

[twink-shadow]

@butch-silver my mom? Nooooo I don't have a mom, silly! Just a granpa!

*gets put down in front of @femme-maria*

*gasp*

MAWIA

*tackle*

[japes-and-tomfoolery]

*snirk* SHADOW! AGH-

I missed you too- teeheehee

[butch-silver]

I think I’ve seen you before? No, but- you really look like a statue I saw! You’re really pretty!

[japes-and-tomfoolery]

Wow! Thank you! You're also very pretty.

I'm sure you'll grow up to be an upstanding citizen!

[twink-silver]

*ts simply looks at maria and shadow from the distance before walking away from the group*

[japes-and-tomfoolery]

*maria glances in twink silver's direction, taking note of the little one leaving*

Should someone be watching him?

[twink-silver]

*runs*

[japes-and-tomfoolery]

Woah- Killing someone? That won't do!

*starts running after twink silver*

Hey! Hey, you! Why don't you join us! I have another tuna sandwich for you!

[twink-sonic]

Hey, have you seen a little guy?

About yea high, red stripes, jet boots-

Actually yeah let me go get him-

*dumb founded about whos infront of her before running over back to were shadow is and pick both @twink-shadow and @twink-silver before running back*

Here ya go

[twink-shadow]

@butch-silver my mom? Nooooo I don't have a mom, silly! Just a granpa!

*gets put down in front of @femme-maria*

*gasp*

MAWIA

*tackle*

[japes-and-tomfoolery]

*snirk* SHADOW! AGH-

I missed you too- teeheehee

[butch-silver]

I think I’ve seen you before? No, but- you really look like a statue I saw! You’re really pretty!

[japes-and-tomfoolery]

Wow! Thank you! You're also very pretty.

I'm sure you'll grow up to be an upstanding citizen!

[twink-silver]

*ts simply looks at maria and shadow from the distance before walking away from the group*

[japes-and-tomfoolery]

*maria glances in twink silver's direction, taking note of the little one leaving*

Should someone be watching him?

[twink-shadow]

(Puts comically large mousetrap over Shadow and Maria while beating up Sonic. He releases them once he has successfully beat-up Sonic.)

Finally, dang blue hedgehog.

(Walks off casually, two tails swaying behind him.)

*(If you need a visual description: Think Tails, but violet and with gold eyes. Also, his left side is Metal Sonic parts he hates Sonic lol. Mouse-trap was to not show da baby the violence.)*

AGH- um- ok :(

OH NOOOOOOO HEDGIE?? you okay????

@twink-sonic

[twink-sonic]

*tries to fight back from the sudden attact but was so off gaurd he easily got knocked out cold on the floor a bit of blood (for the dramatics) trickling*

[twink-shadow]

*runs over* you??? okay...?

@femme-maria

[japes-and-tomfoolery]

Oh no!

Shadow, he'll be ok. We just need to do the DRSABCD, remember?

Can you tell me the first step?