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MY DOCTOR IS WORKING ON FORMING A TEAM TO WORK ON A HYSTERECTOMY AND POSSIBLE BOWEL SURGERY

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We got 3 more months of this shit before the womb is removed

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Been in bed most of the day lying under two blankets and watching jerma. This is peak cozymaxing

[evilwvergil]

"I'm Bowser Jr. and I'm gonna take my father... Now!" The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (April, 2026)

[jaquelanterns]

Stuck in a cycle of constantly being constipated, unable to eat because I’m not hungry, getting sick and feeling weak because I haven’t eaten, and then eating and getting even more sick/throwing it up.

This is not what I thought my early adult years would be like…

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Doctor who dismissed me was wrong there IS something more wrong with my pelvic floor and now they’re saying I should see her again even though she dismissed me in the first place

[lowrifaberart]

I did this on the train to work bc silly me didn’t have a Halloween post bc silly me posted it like two weeks ago instead.

This meme comes around every year and every year I think it’s the funniest thing in the world.

‘Tis ween my fellows!!

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MY DOCTOR IS WORKING ON FORMING A TEAM TO WORK ON A HYSTERECTOMY AND POSSIBLE BOWEL SURGERY

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I have been fighting for my life since then

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Are you still looking for custom sans body pillows I’ve seen like 2 tweets from u talking about it

I can do one 4 free if you are

HSJFGSAKJFJSAHD this is so crazy....... who are you mysterious artist....

[fairycosmos]

the way that the way youre rasied really does impact you forever. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jaquelanterns]

MY DOCTOR IS WORKING ON FORMING A TEAM TO WORK ON A HYSTERECTOMY AND POSSIBLE BOWEL SURGERY

[redstonedust]

ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

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I’m out here shitting like no girl has ever shit before

[byjove]

I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

[daftpatience]

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

[scramratz]

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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I did it! It sucked but I did it!

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