Sometimes when I shine light under my skin at night, I wonder if I’m bothering my skeleton. Their bedtime is at 10:00
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Sometimes when I shine light under my skin at night, I wonder if I’m bothering my skeleton. Their bedtime is at 10:00
Throckmorton
Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.
Apparently this is a running gag in math textbooks
Oh, no, my friend, @aceyuurikatsuki . It’s not just that. It is so much more. Settle down and let your friendly neighborhood x-ray tech explain you a thing.
Throckmorton’s Sign, otherwise known as Throckmorton’s Principle, does in fact have to do with dicks. Because it is fairly normal for a dick to show up on a hip or pelvis x-ray. But the thing about Throckmorton’s Sign is, it’s not just that the dick is visible. It is a legitimate diagnostic tool.
Let me explain: let’s say a person equipped with a penis is in a car accident and has right leg and right side hip/pelvic pain. Their doctor will order x-rays. Unfortunately, sometimes fractures are so small that they can be missed, or, because the patient is in such bad shape and the images obtained aren’t the best quality, the radiologist can’t be sure for one reason or another if what they’re seeing is actually a fracture.
So what do they do? They look for the dick.
You heard me correctly. The dick.
Throckmorton’s Sign is when “the penis points to the area of pain.” So if the above-mentioned AMAB patient’s xray aren’t displaying a clear, obvious fracture, but their dick is pointing to the right side, 9 times out of 10, the injury or fracture is on the right hip or leg area, so then the radiologist will focus on that side while reading.
Now I know what my non-radiology followers are thinking. “Ace, this sounds like bullshit. This can’t be true. You’re lying through your teeth.” But I swear to you, it is 100% accurate. I have seen a positive Throckmorton’s Sign multiple times with my own eyes over the course of the past 7 years. Ask any x-ray tech, and they will probably agree with me.
Your dick is good for at least one thing, and that thing is helping a radiologist diagnose your upper femur, hip, or pelvic fracture.
This had been a PSA.
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Your cousin, Dick Pain Compass
Cousin Theockmorton just tryin to skateboard and help people out with their fractures
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For Throcky, our cousins
Y’all I feel like I am dying
Hozier’s Eat your young is so Hannibal coded
The worst part about growing up an unloved child is becoming an adult and finally realizing you were unloved. That not only was the love you had experienced as a child your imagination, but that real love makes you so uncomfortable that you may never be loved at all
PSA gays: if you're wearing a mesh/lace shirt to a pride fest, sunscreen your whole chest/back before putting it on. I can't live to see another diva fall prey to sunburns with bizarrely specific patterns.
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Pukicho I first heard of you when I was in 6th grade and now I'm a junior in college. How do you feel
Man I hope the worst for you
Respectfully, I don’t remember when I first heard of you, but you’re in all my memories
Thinking about Katara and Sokka seething over Aang and Zuko gallivanting around the South Pole penguin sledding and dancing in like nice light weight clothing because both their bending keeps them warm.
Like yes, they are probably also perceiving and lusting on spec but I would be so mad if I couldn’t wear a silly little outfit in my own home but these two dudes are like running around having acrobat time and I am in a huddle in the worlds thickest coat. I’d want those twinks dead.
#Sokka seething with rage over Zuko and Aangs ability to crop their top (via @erisenyo)
Sokka: you know what? next time I visit the Fire Nation I'm gonna slut it up like you wouldn't believe. I'm gonna brush right up against the line of indecent exposure while you have to wear your seven-layer Fire Lord robes in the dead of summer.
Zuko: Oh no. Stop. Don't do that.
Well this is how they fall in love, obviously
What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what
mine would be like: "got obsessed with one person for six consecutive years, but met them only once. pledged life to them... we'll see how that goes"
THE CURSE HAS BEEN BROKEN!!!! I AM FREE!!!!!!! I HAVE A WONDERFUL BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I broke up with my boyfriend
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I think one of the reasons drag kings aren’t as popular as drag queens, aside from the fact that straight women don’t like us, is that people are uncomfortable acknowledging masculinity as a performance. Like we as a society know that femininity is a performance, with its own costumes and rules. Masculinity is also a performance, and nothing makes that more clear than someone making an exaggeration of it
No no, it’s called being a knight
I used to daydream about going back in time and fixing everything before it all went to shit, but now when I think about going back I get this cold dread that runs down my spine. Even given the option to go back, I will not
What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what
mine would be like: "got obsessed with one person for six consecutive years, but met them only once. pledged life to them... we'll see how that goes"
THE CURSE HAS BEEN BROKEN!!!! I AM FREE!!!!!!! I HAVE A WONDERFUL BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gay people don't know how to flirt. they just know how to offer to die for each other and hope the point gets across
This is literally how my boyfriend and I talk to each other
They really never gonna let Levi live that down, huh?