SkyShade's Hive

Cosplays, Crafts and Drawings... ...and a lot of Fangirling ^^

[sulphurdotjpeg]

eins, zwei, drei, darling i need something SALTY!!

[jarhara]

I'm having the usual ESC aftermath again of having my favorite song completely stuck in my head (and subbing it for karaoke)

Obviously it's Eins, Zwei, Drei by LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER.

And this time it's even appropriate that I'm harassing everyone with playing the song at full volume out of my car. I drive a Mini, very British and there's also one in the music video!

And today at work I'm craving pepperoni pizza for lunch. Guess what? That's number 3 at the place my work orders at.

Yeah... So just the usual post ESC brainrot when I actually like one of the songs.

[jarhara]

Only providing some proof of my craziness.

No animatronic face on the pizza unfortunately...

[jarhara]

This is my third pepperoni pizza since I got Eins, Zwei, Drei stuck in my head

Send help

[jarhara]

I successfully adopted the Monster High Xeno into my Xenomorph hive

I hope she will get along with the other, more traditional ones I have

But I already have photo ideas planned... She'll look glorious on my 1/6th scale harkonnen chair

[jarhara]

I was just scrolling down my Tumblr history trying to procrastinate and realized I never made a follow up on this because this turned into a bit of a story....

So as you can see, I was originally able to snatch up the Xenomorph Monster High doll and was super excited about that.

The doll was shipped out but I never got a notification from the carrier, which I normally do with that one. I looked into my order, found the tracking information and checked it manually. The address on that shipment was a garbled mess that only had parts of my actual address in it.

I checked my order information.

My adress was there, correct and complete.

I checked my account information, also the full correct address.

So I wrote customer support that they must have made a mistake transmitted my adress to the carrier and that the package was not gonna be delivered like this.

I got an automated response feigning understanding but ultimately being super empty and borderline patronizing.

Tracking info update to "adress unknown couldn't be delivered, return to sender"

I sent another email asking Mattel about it. They told me they couldn't send me another Xenomorph since she's sold out but they also can't send me the one that's being returned again because it's not actually getting returned to them but just some warehouse. All of that in a tone of a parent explain to a 9 year old girl that they don't have money for christmas presents this year.

And then I got a refund. But not a full refund, mind you. They only refunded me the price of the actual doll. Not the shipping. Not the fee I had to pay to even be able to pre-order her. They just kept 20% of the money and never gave a real apology beyond the pre written template.

[eurovision-facts]

Eurovision Fact #1375:

Valentyn Leshchynskyi, a member of Ziferblat (Ukraine 2026) took to social media to say that he was responsible for Ukraine handing out one jury point to the United Kingdom in the 2026 Eurovision Song Contest.

[Sources]

"Valentyn from Ziferblat was the juror who secured Look Mum No Computer's 1 point," u/_pierogii, r/Eurovision, reddit.com.

Detailed Voting Results Vienna 2026: Ukraine, Eurodex, Eurovision App.

Participants of Basel 2025: Ziferblat, Eurodex, Eurovision App.

[jarhara]

I haven't seen any gifs of Look Mum No Computer's amazing stage show yet so I made some of my own

[notaplaceofhonour]

lol

[jarhara]

Well, it was no points from the voters so....

I should probably mention that the shirt also comes in black with green print, because I was really considering getting it but had no idea what I'd do with a pink t-shirt

[jarhara]

I'm having the usual ESC aftermath again of having my favorite song completely stuck in my head (and subbing it for karaoke)

Obviously it's Eins, Zwei, Drei by LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER.

And this time it's even appropriate that I'm harassing everyone with playing the song at full volume out of my car. I drive a Mini, very British and there's also one in the music video!

And today at work I'm craving pepperoni pizza for lunch. Guess what? That's number 3 at the place my work orders at.

Yeah... So just the usual post ESC brainrot when I actually like one of the songs.

[jarhara]

Only providing some proof of my craziness.

No animatronic face on the pizza unfortunately...

[jarhara]

I'm having the usual ESC aftermath again of having my favorite song completely stuck in my head (and subbing it for karaoke)

Obviously it's Eins, Zwei, Drei by LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER.

And this time it's even appropriate that I'm harassing everyone with playing the song at full volume out of my car. I drive a Mini, very British and there's also one in the music video!

And today at work I'm craving pepperoni pizza for lunch. Guess what? That's number 3 at the place my work orders at.

Yeah... So just the usual post ESC brainrot when I actually like one of the songs.

[madauntie]

I am not buying into the negativity around Look Mum No Computer and Eins, Zwei, Drei. It is exactly what a Eurovision song should be.

If you don't appreciate it yet you all just need to blast it and jump around singing it and you'll see it in a whole new perspective.

[enter-the-phantom]

I actually started crying when UK got zero again. It started out funny, but now it just feels cruel, especially after everything Sam went through in the press.

Idk. It just felt like watching the quirky kid get bullied for being the quirky kid.

[stardustrebels]

“Oh it’s been 20 years since Lordi won with Hard Rock Hallelujah”

Oh I loved Lordi! Oh god it’s been 20 years?!

[depsidase]

[codenamejudas]

[chaoskingcornerstone]

Bionicle headcanon time

Bohrok are British.

[crystaltoa]

I was just saying to @ghost-mantis yesterday that it's very fun to imagine their dialogue to one another ("It must be clean! It will be clean!") in a Dalek voice.

A Bohrok is basically a Dalek crossed with a Roomba.

[afanofmanyhats]

The Bohrok, cleaning plants and junk off of Mata Nui's face: EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE!

[rahiwatching]

ALL LIFE FORMS ON THIS ISLAND WILL SUBMIT TO THE DALEK-BOHROK ALLIANCE OR FACE IMMEDIATE EXTERMINATION !!!!!

SEEK-LOCATE-EXFOLIATE!!!!!

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[plagued-roses]

MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔

[thaumbody]

here we go again

reblogging the golden potato

hoping it will work

that my life will get a perk

[angelwings-crossbowstrings]

Always reblog the potato.

[scary-noodlesblog]

Please potato

[jadyn2303]

look i have a dentist appointment tomorrow and currently i’m depressed can we please like be good luck for me potato.

[dragon-creates]

PLEASE MAGIC POTATO I NEED THIS!!!!!!!!!!

[jarhara]

Praying to the potato because I just got bad+ish news and could use some luck

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[hawkin-byrd]

what is this from

[graceofgosh]

the titanic

[truder]

I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS

For all who celebrate man’s hubris!

[anachronismstellar]

For a second I thought it was a tumblr ad and almost scrolled past it

Anyway happy titanic day? I guess

[jarhara]

Reblogging this for Titanic day even though the ship in the clip is absolutely not the Titanic

[byjove]

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[byjove]

[jarhara]

I revived a cosplay I started around 10 years ago