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Wink Match 😉 Jasper & Morgan

Morgan: The youtube black hole is so real. Also on Facebook. I watch one video on life hacks and suddenly 5 hours later I'm watching proposal fails and sappy gender reveal videos? Like... this is not what I came here for.

Morgan: Also junk food. And anything music. Big fan of netflix and chill (both literally and figuratively).

Jasper: It is real and I fall down it every time. I got sidetracked once and ended up watching videos of people who are furries and people cooking insane meals...it's weird. I have no idea how it happens...it just does.

Jasper: Awesome! Oh so you are one of those netflix and chill people?

#match:morgan

MATCH ➝ ELISE & JASPER

ELISE: Hopefully they'll be people you can get along with and turn out to be good matches. I'm sure there's always going to be people you clash with and that's part of the fun of an app like this.

JASPER: I hope so, I'm still looking for someone to watch football with or netflix. Yeah you cant get along with everyone

#match:elise

😉 MATCH: Alexis + Jasper

Jasper: It's the one right beside the university I attend, it's local and the prices are pretty good! That's so cool. What exactly do you do there?

Alexis: I might have to check it out. Acting. I'm an actress actually.

Jasper: You should ! I make awesome coffee.

Jasper: Ohhh that's so cool !! so have you been on any TV shows before?

#match:alexis

Wink Match 😉 Jasper & Morgan

Morgan: Agreed.

Morgan: So what do you do for fun besides semi-avoid natural phenomenon?

Jasper: Well I like playing football, working out, watching random youtube videos and eat junk food all day. You?

#match:morgan

WINK MATCH😉 Jasper & Mercedes

Mercy: I think I can arrange that...when do you work next? I can come in and have you wow me.

Jasper: I am working tomorrow starting at 4pm. Yes I will wow you with my awesome coffee making skills and foam artwork.

#match:mercy

😉 MATCH: Alexis + Jasper

Alexis: Ohhh a barista. What coffee shop? I work for the film industry. Been doing it for awhile now.

Jasper: It's the one right beside the university I attend, it's local and the prices are pretty good! That's so cool. What exactly do you do there?

#c:alexis

MATCH ➝ ELISE & JASPER

ELISE: Maybe this will be your lucky week. I've been matched with a few guys and they've all been pretty great so far. I'm pretty sure all of my matches have been great so I have no complaints in general. Everyone that I've met up with as been really great.

JASPER: It is! I got three new matches that were guys and i'm happy about it. That's good to hear. My first few matches were not very good but they keep getting better each week.

#match:elise

Wink Match 😉 Jasper & Blaine

Blaine: I like being an old soul better than being a 'grandpa', as my brother puts it. It would be awesome to be able to pick and choose bits of pop culture from each era and not have to deal with the more questionable societal issues.

Blaine: If you hold it too tight, the metal can't vibrate properly. I usually have a leather cord for them to hang from, so the little ones don't clutch it too tight.

Blaine: Oh man, I hope your twin is as cool as mine. We share a house, which is nice after separate colleges. I blame Saturdays 'bonding' with my dad for my OSU allegiance. Oh, ouch - that's why you only played a year? I'm sorry to hear that, that's gotta be rough. 😔

Blaine: I cheered on the Cubbies for their World Series run last year, does that count? I'm just glad I'm not still in LA and having to figure out the Rams OR the Chargers now. I haven't actually been to a 49ers game yet, is that sad? Hating the Patriots totally makes up for Michigan, you've officially redeemed yourself, 🙌

Jasper: haha grandpa. I like your brother already. I agree with you, I wish we could do that. Yeah there's a lot of questionable issues happening in this world and i'm not a fan of it at all.

Jasper: That makes sense, I never thought of it that way. I think i'm going to need one of those leather cords if I ever end up playing the triangle again in the future.

Jasper: I hope so. He can be cool at times, but we get along really well most of the time. We're not living together right now but maybe in the future we will. That's cool you and your brother share a house. So you went to OSU? That's cool. I heard they have a good football program there. Yeah it is rough but it's okay, i'm not too upset about it.

Jasper: Yes that does count. That was cool how they won, and I think Back to the Future II predicted them winning the series back in the 80's but they were off by one year. I watched a bit of that series. No it's not sad because I haven't been to one yet. I feel so honored that i'm redeemed again. Looks like we'll be bonding over our hate for the Pats :)

#match:blaine

MATCH ➝ ELISE & JASPER

ELISE: I feel like I've mostly been matched with adults who have their lives together, which is slightly refreshing given the kind of people who are frequently on apps like this.

JASPER: That sounds a bit awkward. Yeah that does seem refreshing. I'm getting matched with way too many girls. I mean I like them, i'd just like more guy matches, because I would have more in common with them.

#match:elise

😉 MATCH: Alexis + Jasper

Alexis: Agreed. So tell me, what do you do? And are you originally from around here?

Jasper: I'm an English student at the University of San Francisco and I work at a coffee shop part time. Also, i'm from Manhattan. What about you?

#match:alexis

Wink Match😉 Jasper & Scarlet

SCARLET: Hahahhaa nope. you're Jasper the friendly ghost for life.

SCARLET: Here's hoping.

Jasper: Sounds good to me, at least it's not a bad one, i like it actually.

Jasper: Yes we must hope.

#match:scarlet

NARU 🌦📱😠 JASPER

NARU: HI 🙋🏻

NARU: my friend lectured me the other day for using that as a wave emoji and she was like NARU THAT'S A RAISED HAND and i'm like LISTEN. it can be a WAVE 👋

NARU: but anyway that's beside the point 🙅🏻

NARU: the point is that i'm naru and you're jasper, from what i gather, and we are #MATCHED so that's 🆒

NARU: i literally spent my saturday being a loser and riding the cable cars up and down (LIKE A LOSER, LIKE I SAID), so i hope your saturday was more eventful for both of our sakes 🤦🏻‍♀️

JASPER: HI!

JASPER: I always thought that was a raised hand but I guess now that I look at it, it could be a wave. Some people take their emoji's very seriously hahaha.

JASPER: Yes we are matched and i'm really happy about it. So far, you seem like a really awesome person !

JASPER: That sounds like fun. I love the cable cars here, I've never been on one until I got here. You're not a loser. My saturday was pretty good. I spent it watching random youtubers and eating junk food, it was awesome.

#match:naru

Wink Match 😉 Jasper & Blaine

Blaine: That just means we're both old souls, I bet. NOT stuck in the '50s, or whatever era you relate to most.

Blaine: Holding the triangle too tight, mostly. It's vitally important, though, that's very true.

Blaine: I do have a twin - identical, and younger by 8 minutes. What a small world! Uh-oh - I don't know if we can be friends if you played for Michigan, since I come from a firmly Buckeyes upbringing. (Kidding! That's really amazing that you played, and playing at Michigan's a BIG deal, wow.)

Blaine: Is it sad that I don't really have a pro team? I think I'm supposed to say the Bears, since I'm from Chicago, or the 49ers now that I'm living here, but I'm mostly just along for the ride on Sundays. I'm just glad you didn't say the Pats.

Jasper: I suppose we are. Yeah i'm not that old fashioned to be wanting to live in the 50's, there's just so many cool things pop culture wise that it's hard to decide which one was the best.

Jasper: I didn't know there's a proper way to hold a triangle. Wow you really do learn something everyday.

Jasper: That's so cool because my twin is identical and younger as well! I'm the older twin by 12 minutes. Looks like we do have stuff in common. Oh you're one of those fans? I'm kidding. I like the Buckeyes actually, they seem like a good team. I liked playing at Michigan until I hurt myself.

Jasper: Yes you have to root for your hometown team. I really want to see a 49ers game! I'm hoping I can find the money and get a ticket to see a game or two with someone. Of course I didn't say the Pats. I hate that team.

#match:blaine

😉 MATCH: Alexis + Jasper

Alexis: They're alright. Some of them are a little over the top. That's why LA parties are better. They're a bit more casual.

Jasper: Exactly, casual parties are a lot better. They're more fun and exciting. Of course New York takes it over the top, everything that happens there is like that.

#match:alexis

MATCH ➝ ELISE & JASPER

ELISE: I've met a few people on here who cook for a living so maybe you'll get matched up with someone who can teach you?

JASPER: I hope I can get matched with someone like that. It seems like most of my matches look like the type of people who can cook, but i may be wrong.

#match:elise

😉 MATCH || Jasper & Roderick

Roderick: It seems like it would get really repetitive. I've only had physical therapy once, and it wasn't for something big, but I remember thinking after the first couple of weeks that I wished I could just do it at home. Since it was the same thing all the time.

Roderick: That's got to happen for you eventually. There are apparently loads of famous people around here, and maybe someday, I'll meet one I recognize. Basically, they'd need to be from TV shows I watch. Or maybe if it's a musician I'm into. I'd recognize them probably.

Roderick: Who's your dream celebrity to meet? If anyone could walk into your coffee shop, who would you want it to be?

Jasper: It is very repetitive, but its the only way to help you get better. Yeah I did wish a lot I could do it at home, but I guess they want you there to make sure you're doing it right.

Jasper: I heard, and i'm really excited about it. I'm sure you'll recognize one someday if you say there's quite a bit around here. Yeah you have to know who they are to know if they're famous!

Jasper: Good question, right now I would love to meet Chris Pratt. I really like him at the moment. He seems like a funny guy.

#match:roderick

WINK MATCH😉 Jasper & Mercedes

Mercy: Thank you.

Mercy: Nope I have never had one. I agree I need to change that,.

Jasper: You're welcome.

Jasper: Yes you should, you can come visit me sometime if you want.

#match:mercy

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