Jasper Beau

Jasper Beau | 20 | Son of Aurora & Phillip

[jasperbeau]

Jett: You speak like you have never met me

Jett: which we both know is bullshit

Jett: I couldn't give less of a shit about how people see otto

Jett: I stand -possibly- blindly behind him

Jett: I am angry for myself.

Jasper: yeah well you speak like a goddamn automaton

Jasper: good for you, blindly follow him right into the mob of angry townspeople

Jasper: now you lost me

[jasperbeau]

Jasper -> Charity

Charity: Right, right

Charity: Of course I am! Family duties before my own personal feelings...

Charity: Which leads me to something I have to tell you, but you have to promise not to tell anyone especially mom

Jasper: srsly? i think you're about the only one who feels that way

Jasper: i sure as shit wouldn't marry some bimbo just cause mom and dad told me to, but i guess that's just me

Jasper: don't tell me you already slept with Otto, pls.

Jasper: last thing i need is jokes about how he banged my sister

[jasperbeau]

ottowhitex:

“Until I can find something else, I’ll just stick with that. But, thank you, Beau, the support’s much appreciated,” he laughed. “To be honest, I was thinking more along the lines of Defence Minister. Or Secretary of Defence. You pick your own title, see what suits you.” Otto embraced Jasper for a second before gesturing to the opposite seat. “Come on, sit, sit, sit. Military school’s gotta have some exciting stories.”

“Ugh, those sound like awfully dull jobs, full of paperwork and sitting back. Nah, man, put me on the front lines to face off with enemies of the state, I’d do better there.” He laughed, he might have been studying politics but only because his father told him to. “Oh yeah, real exciting. No booze, no girls and hours spent making the damn bed, it’s a riot there.”

[jasperbeau]

Look who’s back

[jasperbeau]

darcybeau:

at least he knew he was safe from gunfire. that being reassuring was more of a concern than anything else. “i doubt they’d let you have a gun around here anyway.” he paused. “would they?” they let dragons in, and he’d seen the way some of the archery team used those bows and arrows. he wouldn’t put anything past the school at this point.

“Not without a license, and good luck getting one of those,” he shrugged wistfully. “I tried,” he explained, but there had been a shit ton of paperwork involved and he’d just given up. It seemed strange, all the people running around with magic that was deadlier than firearms, but gun control was strict here. “So how’s college life?”

[jasperbeau]

Jett:

Jett: no.

Jett: inspiring words from the oldest Beau

Jett: truly

Jasper: well you wanna get your panties in a twist everytime someone trashes otto, you do that

Jasper: enjoy the perma-wedgie

Jasper: i just don't see the point in caring what a bunch of whiny kids say

[jasperbeau]

Jett: more like I don't fucking get why

Jett: he doesn't tell me shit when it happens

Jett: i literally never conplain when people avoid me for him being who he is

Jett: but fuck me

Jasper: what are you, his nursemaid?

Jasper: he gotta run to you everytime shit happens and make a report?

Jasper: who gives a fuck if people avoid you?

Jasper: fuck 'em, ain't worth the energy

[jasperbeau]

Jett: why

Jett: I understand that he can be a dick

Jett: but who can't be a dick?

Jett: just explain to me why no one can see

Jett: Otto isn't so bad.

Jasper: don't tell me you're having an existential crisis over otto man

Jasper: yeah, he's an asshole, but that's just part of his charm

Jasper: whiny bitches around here need to just get over it

[samillama]

“i can’t believe i was too sick to get out of bed on ym birthday, sami grumbled, leaning back in his seat and wiping his running nose with the back of his sleeve. “but, hey – i’m 21 now, i can legally buy alcohol, so that’s a thing now,” he shrugged, and then sighed. “okay, i’m sorry, i’m not really good at conversation – that’s really all i’ve got.”

[jasperbeau]

Jasper had pretty much tuned all of that out, until the bit about legally buying alcohol. Then he turned to the plaintive youth with a charming grin. “21 huh? That’s kind of a big deal man, we should probably celebrate even if it is a bit late.” He suggested, and not at all because he’d been at military school for the last year, which was about as dry an environment as you could get.

[jasperbeau]

Look who’s back

[jasperbeau]

darcybeau:

darcy frowned when jasper called charity an airhead, but he wasn’t about to start an argument over it. it would just cause more problems. “a rifle? you’re not about to use me for target practice now, are you?” it was said with a joking tone, but he couldn’t help but be slightly concerned.

Jasper snorted when Darcy asked if he was going to use him for target practice. “What would be the point of that? Not exactly like it’d be a challenge that way,” even in telling his brother he wouldn’t shoot him, Jasper had to insult him. “Don’t worry about it, I’m not a psycho gonna go around playing with a gun like it’s a toy. Guns are serious.” And despite what it may seem, Jasper did not actually want to kill his younger brother.

[jasperbeau]

ottowhitex:

Otto pulled a face, rolling his eyes. He took a long, loud sip of his smoothie before replying. “Sorry, been a little busy around here. Trying to rule the world and all that jazz. So are you Lieutenant-Colonel Beau now or what?” A genuine grin broke through, and Otto held one arm out for an overdue hug.

“Still on the world domination bender, huh? I wish you all the best, man, but that sounds an awful lot like work if you ask me.” He suppressed a shudder. “Oh yeah, when you need a general to lead your armies, you know who to call.” He laughed, giving a mock salute, and returned the one-armed, manly-man friend hug.

[jasperbeau]

Jasper -> Charity

Charity: Only to my brothers lol

Charity: [debates on to tell Jasper about Robbie]

Charity: You heard Otto and I are engaged right? I can't remember if mom told you or not

Jasper: yeah, ofc i know

Jasper: family engagements aren't exactly something mom keeps secret

Jasper: so you're actually on board with that?

[jasperbeau]

@ottowhitex

“Weird man, I was actually starting to think that you were avoiding me. How crazy is that, though?” Jasper commented, having finally run into Otto after a few days back in Auradon. He would’ve expected to have seen his long-time friend sooner than that, but he was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt since they were such old friends. 

[jasperbeau]

Look who’s back

[jasperbeau]

darcybeau:

“we’re still on good terms and no, she didn’t. you’re the only one who’ll ever be able to have that job,” darcy drawled. “she probably got whisked away by roxanne or something.” or maybe robbie, but he wasn’t getting into that unless jasper knew already. “how was military school? is it as crappy as they make it out to be?”

“That’s probably true,” Jasper shrugged, no one else would be able to put up with his younger brother long enough to make an impact, but that was a cross that Jasper would just have to bear. “She is kind of an airhead,” he nodded when he spoke of where their sister might be. “Pretty much, yeah. But hey, I got to learn how to use a rifle so there’s that.”

[jasperbeau]

Look who’s back

[darcybeau]

jasperbeau:

@darcybeau

“You don’t look happy to see me, baby brother.” Jasper greeted his brother with mock surprise, giving him one of his typical punches to the arm as a greeting. “What, you didn’t miss me?”

darcy resisted the urge to rub his arm and shook his head. “it’s not that i didn’t miss you, i just wasn’t expecting to see you right here, right now. when did you get back?”

[jasperbeau]

"Right, I'm sure that's it." Jasper gave a short laugh. "Just today. I'm surprised that Charity didn't tell you. You guys not on good terms anymore? Or wait, don't tell me she took over trying to get you to toughen up."

[jasperbeau]

Look who’s back

@darcybeau

“You don’t look happy to see me, baby brother.” Jasper greeted his brother with mock surprise, giving him one of his typical punches to the arm as a greeting. “What, you didn’t miss me?”

[jasperbeau]

Jasper -> Charity

Charity: Sorry I just miss you!

Charity: I'm not shocked. I'm just happy that you finally finished

Charity: True. Glad it's sooner rather than later tho

Jasper: big softie

Jasper: riiiight i'm so sure

Jasper: anything i should know about before i show up?

[jasperbeau]

Jasper -> Charity

Charity: JAY JAY!!!!! I miss you!

Charity: Really!?

Charity: YAY!

Charity: The Beau siblings will be back together again

Jasper: aight calm down you're going to sprain something

Jasper: don't sound so shocked

Jasper: well it had to happen eventually