Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

[50eathaters]

    Girl’s are amazing

[kerameikos]

I think we broke the notes…

[mis-c3l-la-neous]

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

[okayilubuhbye-deactivated201611]

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

[junabug-deactivated20181015]

what the heLL

[yay-someoneactually]

Um….guys….

There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

[dellbby]

Its in the black hole of tumblr

[demonsmademefat-blog]

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

[septicmackiplier]

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

[my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil]

it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?

[heygodsmoved-blog]

now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy

[ruled-by-jupiter]

EVERY DAMN TIME

[failedspidermankisses]

There’s literally nothing there. 

What is this? 

[mahaliciously]

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

[altweeb-blog]

Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am

[i-am-loco]

WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY

[im-in-hell-fr]

WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK

[humanityinahandbag]

I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.

ONE.

NOTE.

[animationnut]

Oh wow there are seriously no notes..

What the heck.

[knightnicole]

OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am

[prodigal-sunlight]

WHOA SO WEIRD

[snapback-gravity-falls]

I just had to see it for myself and it’s true. Holy crap.

On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.

[nightlustrous]

it’s back

[mingesu-deactivated20180425]

Huh….

[nyreelovemenot]

I’ll probably always reblog this

[yung-caged-and-restless]

I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up

[thekingsvoice]

This post is historic

[secretbunker]

you can never not reblog this when it comes on your dash tumblr rule

7/9/16 - 8:32 pm

[joolychuu]

Take your chance and be part of it. They’ll talk about this in their history books in future.

[shagirma]

Literally no notes

I liked it one note pops up

What the everloving fuck

23/11/2017

5:44pm

[mikexelevenfluff-blog]

Wtf.. there’s not even a message saying 0 notes xD

[slytherinprincessusc]

29/11/17

No notes

One note popped up

[leirandha]

22/12/2017

07:46 AM

whoa

[rideboldlyride]

… there’s…. there’s no notes…. 😳

[theroonimansstuff]

[realitytvshow]

[bikinipowerbottom]

Beyoncé (The Visual Album) Vs. Lemonade (The Visual Album)

[p90hex]

Me

[warandpeas]

We say Goodbye to 2017. We say Goodbye to a good year. Here’s our Top 10. 

Thanks for reading everybody. It’s a pleasure to make these silly comics and to receive all the crazy love. See you next year!  

[hxmidea]

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

[etrogim-deactivated20200109]

no offense but it doesn’t feel cool or fun or edgy to be lonely and bitter all the time and i’m really looking forward to loving and being loved

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

modern day romance is being considerate enough to tell me that you won’t be able to respond to my texts/calls because you’re busy with your own shit. and in return i appreciate that consideration and leave you to your own personal affairs because we’re two people in a relationship with our own seperate lives. cute.

[comparingmeerkats]

do u ever wonder what ur most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at u

[trashboyzac-deactivated20190724]

i want a “mutually obsessed with each other but in a healthy way” kind of relationship

[bogleech]

Cashier the other day: “have a nice night!”

Me failing to load one correct response from multiple possibilities: …….“YOUP!”

[bestdogmemes]

[weavemama]

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

[trip-usingizi-rp-blog]

This shit is wild.

[goodshinyhunter]

There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.

After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation.

Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.

Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically.

How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it.

You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.

[galaxy-manticore]

Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.

[magic-owl]

I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case

[shit-editor]

Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this.

[thewickedwilds]

Sorry, what year is this again??

[gothkankuroo-deactivated2019060]

y'know what rly lights up ya insides? when someone is laughing and they just look at you and say “i love you” or “you’re so cute” b/c y'know they just feel it so much in that moment they can’t help but say it

[niebywale]

I love sleeping, you don’t miss anyone and you don’t feel any pain

[life-with-bpd-things-blog]

just a quick reminder

selfishness is putting the wants of yourself over the needs of others. 

self respect is putting the needs of yourself over the wants of others.

one is disregarding others, one is taking care of yourself. 

the difference between the two is the difference between being a friend and a doormat. 

taking care of yourself does not make you a bad person

i repeat:

taking care of yourself does NOT make you a bad person

[chokkilissa-nahollos]

i understand that my friends don’t wanna talk every day. i understand that my s/o doesn’t wanna be lovey dovey and super indulgent every day. lots of people need rest from performative emotions. all people need rest in general! it’s okay!! it doesn’t mean they don’t love me!! it’s not a judgement or punishment!! they deserve to take their rest, and they deserve for me to treat their needs with respect!

[ro-beau]

not a lot of ppl grasp this.

[writing-prompt-s]

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

too much

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

[late-nights-and-daydreams]

Aries: There’s something inside you worth saving. I hope you see it. You are worth more then everything they are judging you by. I hope you can see that now. Taurus:  You’ll grow from this. Change is scary. But you deserve something so much better than what you’ve got. So much better then what you’re willing to let yourself have. I hope you know that now. I hope you see everything I see in you. Gemini: Let go. Let go of the past, because as much as it hurts, it’s worth it. Let go and walk away because you can’t build a city out of rubble and whats left. You just have to take the lessons learned. Cancer: You’ve been fighting for so long. You’ve only got a little farther to go. You’re winning this war. You’re winning. You just have to keep at it for a bit longer. I know you’re so tired. But hang on. You can do it. Leo:  Some things aren’t what you asked for, but it’s better. Something more magical and great then you could of ever imagined. I know it’s scary. But it’s magical at the same time. Trust me. Virgo: Acknowledge how far you’ve come. Being an adult is scary. Being grown is hard. But you’re here. You’ve grown. You’ve become this beautiful amazing thing. You are so wonderful now. I am so proud. Libra: They do not win. Let them tear this world apart. That is not winning. That is being petty and stupid. They are not worth your time effort or energy. YOu are better then them. Scorpio:  You don’t need to be who you use to be when you look at those photos. You aren’t that person anymore and you should be proud of that. Most people couldn’t survive this. Sagittarius:  Make something new. Build a playground on top of a cemetery so you could still hear laughter. Learn to love this place, even if it is still full of bad memories. Capricorn:  You’ve got scars. Their still beautiful. You are still beautiful. Still stunning. Still magical. You are still wonderful despite all the trauma they’ve put you through. Aquarius: Coming back isn’t defeat. You have not lost because you couldn’t do what you wanted. Everything happens for a reason, including you coming back. This by far isn’t the end, I hope you see that. Pisces: You deserve a round of applause for all that you’ve done. You deserve a victory award. I know life doesn’t hand them out. But you still deserve it. You’ve done so much and I am so proud.

this weeks zodiac (via late-nights-and-daydreams)