[javascript-wizard]

How come when we have food in the passenger seat we're like mr miyagi but when there's a person there we're chasing down the idiot in front of us who didn't put their turn signal on like "lol fuck them"

[thetotallyradreallycoolperson]

idk if this is an acceptable thing here but idfk

go check out @javascript-wizard

he's my irl friend

and an idiot

so go

clicky clicky

make the idiot happy

@javascript-wizard

[javascript-wizard]

yes please make the idiot happy

[javascript-wizard]

what does the fox say

nothing. the fox says nothing

[pukicho]

Whats that song that goes like “in love with the shape of you”

[the-upside-down-catface-deactiv]

shape of you

[pukicho]

Oh yeah that’s it

[pukicho]

I fucking hate that song

[javascript-wizard]

me too dude

[javascript-wizard]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME FUCKERS

I hate my friends.

[javascript-wizard]

is this normal? How and Why?

[javascript-wizard]

kjghfdzdfxgchjklkouiytdfx

my friend, showing me the @one-time-i-dreamt blog: isn't this hilarious?

me, pointing to the OTID pfp and her (purple) hair: are you two at all related

?my friend: no, why?

me: you know, your, um, hair?

my friend, grabbing a lock of her hair: you think this is genetic?

[javascript-wizard]

i dont have to do chores, but sometimes my dad makes me complete like 10 video games and record it before i can get christmas presents

tbh sometimes i just look up the ending on youtube and pretend I'm a prodigy