gayass cowboy in love w gyro zeppeli

ollie/johnny • they/he, 24 been on and off like a billion different tumblrs over the years and now i’m just here to yell into my own little void and please nobody but myself. i use mobile tumblr pretty much exclusively

[knoxyl]

I wish I could have believed the president

// day 18 - 53 days until sbr

[casgirl]

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[whaile]

late summer / early fall thoughts

[jawknee-joestar]

[segamascott]

[t00thpasteface]

once you start noticing how many of the Sexy Thicc Anime Babez hornyposted across the net with fat tits and fat asses overflowing out of their micro-bikinis still have 24" waists and rail-thin arms and pencil necks you never stop noticing it

[t00thpasteface]

if you're going to say a character is "thicc" and show off her assets, you damn well better make sure that, in the immortal words of sir mix-a-lot, the red beans and rice didn't miss her

[doubleca5t]

The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been

[doubleca5t]

People making a choice feminism argument for Ariana Grande looking skeletal have me feeling like this

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[bungerc0re]

telehealth appointments with a gynecologist is so conceptually funny to me

[orcposts]

put ya pussy on tha phone !!!

[archivedeathdrive]

Illustration of the BOSS Great Wall, a vast superstructure of 830 galaxies that is a billion light years across

[ferncloud]

sick desire

prints

[jeejyboard]

"Brick shithouse" gotta be one of my fave body type descriptions.... so confusing to translate

[myconetted]

ball.

[kosmogrl]

[xxx-m34l-pr3pp3r-xxx]

im looking for a homo dentist to fuck

[xxx-m34l-pr3pp3r-xxx]

im looking for a homo dentist to fuck