[thepioden]

Ravenclaws probably have, overall as a house, the worst grades in the school tbh. 

[acaranalogy]

i feel as though ravenclaws would have driven Hermione Granger up a wall they neVER DO THEIR HOMEWORK??? I though this was the smart house???? and Ravenclaws are like yeah kay but GET THIS DID YOU KNOW AN ANIMAGUS - but potions homework - who even CARES about potions right now I’m researching this COOLER THING uncouple the idea of ‘smart’ with the idea of ‘good at school’

[bagera69]

I bet for the professors teaching Ravenclaws is like herding cats away from empty boxes.

[thepioden]

Older Ravenclaws have finely honed the art of asking just the right argumentative questions to direct their teacher onto an entire-class-session-long tangent about something entirely irrelevant to the course material. 

[thekisforkeats]

Can you imagine Ravenclaws trying to overhaul the entire school system with Muggle ideas. Trying to figure out how to best teach people, more concerned with how people learn than what they’re learning.

“Why do we force people to learn things they aren’t interested in, we should create our own curriculum.”

“We should figure out everyone’s learning styles.”

“We need smaller class sizes.”

“No, no, wait, guys, what if we eliminated grades entirely.”

Yeah, Ravenclaws would drive Hermione up the wall.

[thepioden]

“Fire the whole staff and start over.”

“Present more opportunities for seventh-year independent research!”

“Why hasn’t anyone made magically modified calculators yet?”

[sadgaywerewolf]

“Why are we still using quills and parchment when pencils exist? Please explain.” “I don’t want to enter the work force directly after school, what are my options for higher education? Is there magical university?” “I don’t feel confident in my professor’s qualifications because she’s teaching me astrology but doesn’t know any facts about space beyond about the year 1764.”

[thepioden]

Muggleborn Ravenclaws forming rogue study groups to teach other students chemistry and algebra and English literature, just imagine. 

“They call this the astronomy tower but we’re learning about the effects of Venus when it’s in the fourth house and the professor doesn’t believe Neptune is a planet I am really concerned.”

“Okay but what’s the oxidation state of Mandrake root in pepperup potion?”

“But can you apply differential calculus to arithmancy or not?“ 

“The portrayal of the witches in Macbeth has some pretty troubling implications, also, I don’t think their potion would have actually done anything.”

[gothartwin-deactivated20160530]

I can’t not reblog this holy frick

[vendoll-deactivated20160330]

6/21/2015 - Day 53

Cutie patooties

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo by lansingcycleguy)

[oathkeeper-of-tarth]

Fusion is serious magic, not a trick for dinner parties.

You are not two people. And you are not one person. You are an experience.

You forget you were ever alone. You know, when you fuse, you don’t feel like two people, you feel like one being. And your old names might as well be names for your left arm, and your right.

[robpilled]

ok I really like the concept of pokemon crossbreeding so I decided to make some crossbreeds for umbreon!!! I had alot of fun drawing these.

(I also threw in a solrock fusion bc I thought it would look cool hahahaa)

[cat-overload]

[disgustinganimals]

you know what you did

[cheese24k]

[heysarahsarah-deactivated201702]

I wonder how disgustinganimals feels about this.

[disgustinganimals]

it’s not even inspecting the grapes for gross stuff or bruises. 

this raccoon is brave.

[mermaidsyay]

To the dad who doesn’t understand a single thing of what’s happening, but will always be there for his l'il half-gem son HAPPY FATHER’S DAY, GREG UNIVERSE

[whyisntketchupasmoothie]

This is what my cat does every time she hears the seltzer maker being used I don’t know whether to laugh or be concerned

[allinternationalnews]

Colorado Lunch Lady Fired for Giving Kids Free Meals Says She’d Do It Again http://ift.tt/1JoLWZu

[amaralikecamera]

from the article:

…“I would have kids start crying when I told them they didn’t have money in their account because they were terrified of getting the cheese sandwich.”

The district’s policy is to give a student a hot meal and charge the parent’s account the first three times they forget lunch money, communications director Tustin Amole told ABC News today. The fourth time, the student is given a cheese sandwich – a single slice of cheese on a hamburger bun – and a milk.

…Curry felt she could not stand by and keep letting it happen.

“It’s not nutrition. It’s not healthy,” she said. “It’s wrong on so many levels, and I hated to see food go to waste. I hated to see food thrown away that could’ve been given to these children that are hungry.”

Curry was supposed to take the students’ food, throw it away and replace it with the cheese sandwich and milk if a student had exceeded the $7.60 debt limit, she said. Instead, she would cancel the transaction and remind the student to bring their lunch money.

Curry acknowledged that her actions went against the district’s policy and when asked why she did it, Curry said, “Because it was the right thing to do and sometimes doing what is right is not what is easy.”

once again, under capitalism, noncompliance with immoral rules means the employee loses her livelihood. and less children have food.

[a-little-bird-things]

[picklebirb]

femme-fairy

[24parrotgold]

Hahahaha fancy footwork!

[n17r4ms-deactivated20220209]

Turn on the sound.

[jawselyne]

tfw ur stepdad kicked you out but also refuses to forward your mail and then gets mad at YOU because the court officer shows up to collect money you didn’t even know you owed

[khakikyrie]

Every time I see people like “cats are evil and will never love you” I’m like bro cats are adorable losers, they rub against you and head butt into your hand when you pet them and they make a dumb vibrating noise when they’re happy and chase after moving lights and shoelaces and tuck their feet under their bodies to become a fucking cat loaf cats are great ok. 

[princetanaka]

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

[edisonwingers]

i would take the midnight train going anywhere but it isn’t safe for a young woman.

[drxpdeadpls-deactivated20140216]

men feel like this too ya know 

[princetanaka]

RIGHT GOD FO RBID WE FORGET THE MEN

[autbucky-remade]

just a city boy

here to remind everyone that he exists in case anyone forgot in the few seconds they were paying attention to someone else’s problems

[easycomfort]

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

[explosion2]

A++ recovery

[easycomfort]

don’t encourage him

[georgetakei]

[disgustinganimals]

this cat is WAY too big i don’t know if i’m comfortable with this

[awwww-cute]