Jax_writes

JAX_writes on Ao3 ✨24✨

[heymacy]

Yes, it's scary. But you're brave.

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[scrotewad-deactivated20221128]

idk if this pic is making the rounds on tumblr yet but its so cute look!!

[tnpl-home-deactivated20220822]

Obsessed with this tag

[primelinchen-the-second]

[ID 1: three smiling black trans men standing outside wearing pants and their post surgical compression vests. The compression garment looks like a white wrap around. Their drainage stuff hangs on their pants.

[ID 2: tumblr tags that read "Oh! I didn't realise y'all had surgeries, I just thought you were showing off your tube tops." /End ID]

[fagdyke-fckry]

@this-is-trans-joy

[this-is-trans-joy]

This is trans joy!!!

[skeletal-spire-man]

THE LIKE BUTTON IS GAY FOR PRIDE MONTH??????

Edit; you need to reblog the pride tags for it to work on reblogs (On web at least) (for me you do, may be a me problem)

[finnglas]

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

[finnglas]

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

[finnglas]

oh no is this what we’re doing now

[finnglas]

…relic…

*crumbles and blows away on the wind*

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[carnationsyouhadthoughtwereroses]

Day 23 (Surround) - @hollanovmicrofic - 289 words

“Are you Shane Hollander?”

Shane freezes, being sure to school his expression of dread before turning around to face the small crowd of kids surrounding him. It was silly of him to expect to never get recognized, but at a shitty rest stop halfway to Niagara Falls was not ideal. Especially when the littlest one was wearing a Metros jersey.

And as if on cue, “Why did you move to Ottawa?”

“Well,” Shane starts, crouching down a bit so he could meet the boy’s gaze, “We just had some differences and so we decided to go our separate ways, but I wish them nothing but the best.” He winces at the look of confusion that passes over the child’s face at the PR answer, but before he could scramble for other words,

“Shane?” He looks up to Ilya standing at the end of the aisle, clutching an armful of snacks. “Ah, what do we have here?”

Another one of the kids, this time a little girl, lets out a gasp, and Shane watches Ilya preen at the attention.

“Oh my god,” she starts, “You’re Shane Hollander’s husband!” Shane can’t help but burst into laughter at the absolute shock on Ilya’s face.

Before they can say anything else, a teacher (who funnily enough doesn’t recognize either of them and looks mildly worried that her students are talking to strangers) corrals them to the door and in the direction of the school bus waiting outside.

Shane makes to walk towards the counter as Ilya trails behind him like a scolded puppy.

“Did Shane Hollander’s husband get everything he needed?” he asks, unable to help being a little shit.

“Shut the fuck up Hollander or I am putting your Snickers bar back.”

[fruitypieq]

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

[victusinveritas]

Please go learn how time works.

[urie]

have you guys heard of heated rivalry

[homunculus-argument]

Libraries are sneaky, because once you go in, it's soo easy to get a library card, and once you have one, you can pretty much grab one of everything of all the stuff they have there with no consequence, and take it home. But then once you're home and you've read all the stuff you'll have to go back to the library to return the stuff, and once you're at the library again, you're at the library again, so might as well pop in to see what they got, and then you're hauling half their shit home again, and then you'll need to return to the library to return them, so you're at the library again

And the next thing you know you've read 3000 books, your crops are clear and your skin is watered, an angel descents from the heaven to suck your dick twice a week, and also you've got some books to return so you've got a perfectly valid reason to go pop in to the library. Just a little bit.

[jax-writes5]

Was watching the second princess diaries last night (the superior princess diaries thank you) and I got the idea of Shane as Mia and Ilya as Nicholas, specifically in the fountain scene, iykyk.

Is this anything?

[jax-writes5]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Rose Landry/Svetlana Vetrova Characters: Rose Landry, Svetlana Vetrova, Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov Additional Tags: Sveta/Rose if you squint, its very brief, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov, Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, Svetlana finds out about "I could marry Svetlana", It goes about as well as you'd think, no beta we die like the metros, Fluff, Good Friend Svetlana Vetrova, Good Friend Rose Landry, Silly Summary:

Svetlana finds out about Ilya's solution from that first summer at the cottage. It goes about as well as you'd think.

[liquidstar]

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

[fractally]

Re Ilya being the one obsessing about marriage I loooooove how their post Tampa dynamic is like

Shane: listen I like you and I think you like me too

Ilya: ok SO WHAT. What are we gonna do. Hold hands?? Kiss on the ice?? Get married?? Have three kids and a vacation home in the Dolomites because I know you’d love the skiing there?? Whisper to each other each night how lucky we are to have found each other? Die hand in hand like the end of the Notebook? Don’t be RIDICULOUS Hollander how could you even think about these things

Shane: I was thinking maybe starting with like you could come over?

[yujateaandpi]

Having a lot of feelings about Ryland “you don’t even have a dog” Grace to beloved Uncle Grace pipeline.

[llamasocks-lou]

Twice, Ryland Grace is faced with the same pivotal decision: to save himself, or to save an entire planet.

The first time:

He is surrounded by white (bravery) and is wearing yellow (cowardice)

The world is telling him to be brave, but he can’t, not yet, because he is a coward.

He has lost his identity and autonomy

The decision is already made (he must die)

He is all alone (he doesn’t have the bravery gene)

The second time:

He is surrounded by yellow (cowardice) and is wearing white (bravery)

He is in the middle of his namesake: a field of rye. The field is the yellow of cowardice; that is who he was, but he can’t be that, not anymore, because he is brave.

You know who you are. You’ll do great.

The decision is already made (Rocky must live)

Rocky’s ball is beside him (he has found someone to be brave for)