Why is this happening

Stuff about cats, video games,+ art

[switchingtogeico]

[switchingtogeico]

[halfgayfullgayconsequences]

My oven has given up and is just giving me bullshit times

[le-skye]

fucking dying. thank you for your wisdom tumblr user sexwizard

[vampmilf]

toxic spotify generated playlists like "most skipped" "least favourite of your followed artists" "songs the furthest away from your preferred genre"

[vurelly]

give me one reason why i should not pick up my short friends and carry them in the crook of my arm all day so we can double the amount of intimidating eye contact we make with strangers

[bamsara]

release me so i can kill

[givemearmstopraywith]

voted God’s little lamb most likely to be slaughtered

[hhuhh]

it is not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink

[eilooxara]

y'all there's something wrong with my pen

[grimeclown]

Wtf do u even mean “the thread of prophecy is severed” if the grand design is so fragil as to come unraveled by th severing of a single thread then maybe there’s a better Destiny in store for those who hold tha scissors -_-

[grimeclown]

I think if he was TRULY essential he woulda had more fire resistance tbh

[existential-cryptid]

I love fog thats so thick it covers everything in a quarter mile radius. I like not being able to see the barn in the middle of the corn field. its dangerous and sexy and I will not apologize

[snootyfoxfashion]

Dino Nuggies Plush from ElisesPiecesPlush

[apas-95]

taking my pet bacterium to the vet (broken flagella) and they put him under a  microscope to put a tiny cone on him

[kittensnax]

[funnytwittertweets]

[sleepyhaed]

[engulfes]

HATE when you’re inserting your email somewhere and literally from the first letter the website is like “invalid email address” like yes i know. I’m typing it right now. My email address is obviously not just the letter ‘m’. Stop

[torchlake]

I’m running a DnD campaign with my siblings and mom, who are all big MythBusters fans, so obviously I made Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage NPCs. Adam is a human and Jamie (JAM13) is a robot. Adam claims to have built JAM13, and is not satisfied with his inability to emote properly, but is very satisfied with his walrus-like facial hair. JAM13, however, claims to have grown Adam from a test tube and named him after the biblical figure, and says he is “clearly a very primitive approximation of a human being.” Insight checks on who is lying are useless because both of them fully believe they’re telling the truth.

[the-weaver-of-worlds]

You’re doing the Gods’ work my dude

[spooky-catboy-angel]

what’s the truth op

[torchlake]

[pocketss]

lost in the moss

[anxietyfroggo]

There has been a British voice in my head saying " bit sad innit" for the past week.