Procrastinate

https://linktr.ee/ceciliaonfire ♐️ 20+ year old sin machine ♐️ she/they/it | demi/bi DNI transmisogynists/white supremacists Join the Dark Side. Not only do we have cookies, but we have milk, coffee, and bagels too.

[crazysodomite]

Skinny fetishism is so funny because they want to basically appropriate traits fat people have while still being skinny

See: "thigh squish" on stockings on skinny legs that in reality would cut off circulation bc the real squish only happens on actually fat thighs

Also people talking about tummies and then it's literally just a skinny person who isn't actively sucking their stomach in or isn't literally malnourished to the point their stomach is caving in

Also saying "thick" or "dad bod" about people who decidedly not thick or dad bod

[clingyduoapologist]

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

[dazzling-galaxy]

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

[kazoosandfannypacks]

i love that discord doesn't tell you if someone's read your messages. like genuinely. normalize others not needing every second of your time right away. normalize taking time to formulate a proper answer. normalize this.

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[yellowsubiesdance]

took my adderall again today, but i think i did everything my brain was willing to do yesterday

[parkchanwoohoo]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[nessa007]

Beyoncé, P!nk and Britney Spears appearing in Pepsi's Gladiator inspired commercial (2004)

[ruinedchildhood]

Showing up to The Odyssey in IMAX like

[yellowsubiesdance]

the way ben looks at leslie is everything

[epicsause-official]

on sharing one's opinons

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[yellowsubiesdance]

ughhh, just got terrible dick

[adurot]

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

[adurot]

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

[adurot]

But wait, there’s more!

[adurot]

[yellowsubiesdance]

leave it to a man to fuck up a perfectly good thing

[pangur-and-grim]

today a Chihuahua made direct eye contact

[king-the-pathetic]

Happy pride month folks

I promise it gets better

Fridge Art credits

[wawaposting]

wawa's supports gay rights! always and forever