@jaybeleaf - Tumblr Blog

I’ve seen you fail, but I’ve also seen you win. You can’t let the universe push you around. That’s how you end up getting slammed through dog houses. You have to make bigger choices.

retiarydragon

dan and phil being paid not to release a promotional video for being too suggestive in it is the most dan and phil thing ever. like there is no doubt that happened. that was them.

dirkgentlyfan22

500th post

enchantedbook

'Vampire Fairy Demon' by Takato Yamamoto.

tranniephannie

the average hard launch episode is just

dan: *somewhat depressing comment on the state of the world*

phil: *silly noises*

distinctly phallic lava lamp in the background: (:

phil: *fun animal fact*

dan: friday night amirite brother. phil and i are gay for each other btw

thomasmomwell

ilya rozanov asks shane to be his boyfriend, attempt 1: bro I fucking love having sex with girls

ilya rozanov asks shane to be his boyfriend, attempt 2: might fuck around later and marry a woman lol. yeah i have one in mind. she's really hot :) her dad was a goalie :)

ilya rozanov asks shane to be his boyfriend, attempt 3: [to shane's parents] WE! ARE! LOVERS!